The Multi-Man: Are you old enough to be drinking? I bet your opinion is completely nonbias.

Jen: I have this.

XoGiggles: Don't hurt yourself.

Note: I don't own LOTR. Wal-Mart owns me. owns itself. Sauron was inspired by He Who Was To Busy Stealing The Master Sword To Review Any Of My One Shots.

The Tenth Rider Rides Again

Theamazingtecnocolorringwraith, hereafter called 'Maze, was typing the next chapter to Future Present when the house randomly collapsed. 'Maze died a bloody and painful death.

IN MORDOR

"AAHHHHH!"

'Maze landed. Hard.

"Dang it Sauron, that hurt."

"I know, that was on purpose."

"Your evil"

"This is news how?"

"Good point."

"Yes, now I have a job for you."

"Why should I agree to this."

"I pay more than WalMart, and it was in your contract."

"What contract?"

"The fanfiction agreement contract. 'I will answer the demands of any dark lords who wish to use my services.'"

"What I don't remember that part!"

"'Maze did you even read the contract?"

"I don't have to answer that."

"Yes, you do. I demand it."

"Crap. No I didn't read the agreement."

"Ha! Serves you right."

"OK Sauron, what do you need me to do?"

"Start a task force to find and kill Mary Sues and other uncannon type things."

"That's it?"

"No, have fun guests every now and then, just to keep it interesting."

"Fine, deal. Just as long as I get help from reviewers."

(Sauron turns to the readers)

"I the Dark Lord Sauron, demand that you give 'Maze suggestions for the fic. If you would like to guest star in a chapter please leave a character description. (The Multi-Man you've already been roped into this.) You also have no choice as you have agreed to the Terms of Agreement. HaHaHa!"

The End

"I the Dark Lord Sauron also demand that you review!"