I updated! I'd like to thank my one reviewer, Fortuna! As for who Arthur
wanted to marry...hmm...uh...let me think on that. Uh...thank you for
reviewing! Other nice people should follow the example...please? ^puppy
face^
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the crew members and the director. Or anything else you think I own...but I probably don't own it anyway...so, yeah...
For a more in depth summary or author's note, see chapter one! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Director: Yeah...go to the wedding ceremony.
Morgaine: I'm getting married?!?
Director: Yeah...now, Elaine and the other girls get onstage.Morgaine and Accolon, be ready to enter. And, action!
Girls: One of us girls is moving on, one girl will get out of Saigon.
Elaine: So now who's really Miss Saigon?
Girls: TV and stereo she gets, and Elvis Presley on cassettes.
^Accolon and Morgaine enter^
Girls: Look how he bought her a new dress -
Morgaine: New dress? This is the one I was wearing last scene!
Director: You were supposed to change costumes backstage!
Morgaine: There wasn't enough time, duh!
Director: That's because we skipped two scenes, so don't complain!
Morgaine: ^mutters^ I wanted a new dress...
Director: Continue!
Girls: Look how he bought her a new dress, you did a job on him I guess.
Morgaine: He simply asked me, I said yes.
Girls: Come on, let's bless the new princess.
Morgaine: What do you mean new? I've always been princess.
Director: No...no. We're not going to bring your own backgrounds and history with each other into this show! Just keep to the script!
Elaine: ^squints at script^ How do you pronounce that?
Director: It's "dju vui vay".
Elaine: Uh...not happening.
Director: Okay then...I guess we're skipping that song. Go to the part where Thuy comes in.
Arthur: I get to do something now! Yay! But I'm a little confused on my character...could you explain him? I don't get it.
Director: Okay...Thuy and Kim were betrothed when she was 13. Now, he's come back to claim her for his bride.
Arthur: But she's my sister!
RTCM: That didn't stop you before.........
Director: Just say the line...forget about you're real relationship to her. Pretend she's you're promised bride and you love her.
Arthur: Okay. You're here, at last. I've come to take you home. All night I ran, I made it through the line. Kim, tell your friends, it's time to go away. This life, it ends! You're safe with me today!
Accolon: This girl is mine!
Arthur: Yours?!?
Accolon: Now.
Arthur: You?
Both: Who are you?!?
Morgaine: Stop!
Director: Brilliant! Brilliant! I can feel the anger in the air!
^Accolon and Arthur are beating each other up, and Morgaine's "Stop!" was a serious attempt to pry them apart^
Director: Uh...you two? What did I say about not bringing your history into this show?
^They are still fighting^
Director: Stop it and use that anger for the rest of the song!
^They stand and brush themselves off^
Arthur: Who is this man, this American man? Do none of you see what's ahead?!? Have you gone mad? These are losers and whores ^turns to the ladies^ I'm sorry, I don't really mean that...it's just a line...I don't really think any of you are whores. I happen to know that you are all virtuous -
Director: Arthur!
Arthur: Right...sorry...These are losers and whores who will soon all be gone or be dead!
Accolon: Get out of here!
Morgaine: You have no right to be here! I'm not a prize you can claim! We were promised at 13, the woman I am now is not the same.
Arthur: Our parents bound us together, and that is our fate! You knew I would come back to get you, why didn't you wait?
RTCM: Because she's your sister...
Mordred: ^glares at RTCM, but is restrained by Lancelot, who has slipped back into the audience with Gwenhwyfar^
Morgaine: My parents got themselves killed in the week you changed sides! If there were promises all of them died when they died!
Arthur: ^drawing gun^ Kim leave this man behind!
Morgaine: Go on and shoot! I will not change my mind!
Arthur: You are still mine!
Morgaine: Not anymore!
Arthur: You're mine until we die!
RTCM: That's a little more than brotherly...
^Mordred attacks RTCM, who dies^
^silence^
Arthur: Should I keep going?
Director: Sure...
Arthur: Okay! Saigon is doomed, and so is your GI! Whatever the heck a GI is...
Accolon: Get the hell out!
Arthur: You broke your father's word! This is your curse!
Morgaine: What is my curse? All you've done is yell.
Arthur: You know...I'm not sure. Director! What is her curse?
Director: I don't know...maybe he mystically knows that she's gonna have Chris's kid...
Arthur: Or maybe she's cursed by being stuck with Acco- I mean, Chris.
^Accolon gets pissed and begins to attack Arthur^
Director: That's it! Pry them apart!
^Accolon and Arthur are tied to chairs in the audience^
Morgaine: Now where are we staring from?
Director: Well.we can't do the sappy duet because Accolon is being restrained...so let's have the chorus do The Morning of the Dragon.
Gwenhwyfar: Actually...the chorus is outside trying to keep the police busy. What should we do?
Director: Tell the police that it was suicide and we can all testify that.
Elaine: But it wasn't! Mordred killed the random tech crew guy!
Director: Shh! No one needs to know that! Besides, we need Mordred for the rest of the show...we don't need the dead guy.
Gwenhwyfar: Still, that means we can't do the chorus part.
Director: Then go to the part with the Engineer. Get up there, Mordred! And you'd better do a good job or we'll turn you over.
Mordred: Three years of school was nice...in rice fields planting rice. You did good work you see, re-educating me. But men will always be men, they washed out my brain, I'm still what I am. Deep inside, I know what I know, wherever I go, I speak Uncle Ho and think Uncle Sam.
Soldier 1: Your name is Trahn Van Dinh.
Mordred: No.
Director: Mordred! I can call in the police!
Mordred: I mean...at your service.
Soldier: You're called the Engineer.
Mordred: Yes sir.
Soldier: The people's commissar -
Mordred: Am I free?
Soldier: No loser. He's just ordered you back here.
Accolon: We don't have soldiers 2 or 3.
Director: Skip it to Thuy's part.
Arthur: Kim...find my cousin...uh...find my fiancé for me? I think there was a type in the script. It says Kim is his cousin.
Director: She is.
Arthur: He's engaged to his cousin?!?
Director: Apparently at that time in Vietnam, it was okay to marry your cousin.
Arthur: But that's weird...
Cameraman: It's not weirder than sleeping with your sister.
^Mordred glares at the Cameraman, who wisely shuts up^
Arthur: Whatever...find my cousin for me. I know she worked for you. You knew who her friends were...one of them is the clue. Sniff her out, you know how. Think now what she would do.
Mordred: I never saw her again. I'm a different man. I've been enlightened since then, but men must help other men, and seeing it's you, I'll work to the bone.
Arthur: I'll give you 48 hours...why doesn't he just say two days?
Director: Just go on already!
Arthur: If you want to stay free, don't come back here alone!
^Mordred leaves, leaving Arthur awkwardly alone onstage^
Arthur: Uh...can I leave now? We still don't have a chorus.
Director: Okay...skip to I Still Believe. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Please read and review! I still have some more done already, so if I get one more review...well, actually, I'd prefer two, but I'm pretty soft, so just review if you want more! Happy New Year's, Everybody!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the crew members and the director. Or anything else you think I own...but I probably don't own it anyway...so, yeah...
For a more in depth summary or author's note, see chapter one! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Director: Yeah...go to the wedding ceremony.
Morgaine: I'm getting married?!?
Director: Yeah...now, Elaine and the other girls get onstage.Morgaine and Accolon, be ready to enter. And, action!
Girls: One of us girls is moving on, one girl will get out of Saigon.
Elaine: So now who's really Miss Saigon?
Girls: TV and stereo she gets, and Elvis Presley on cassettes.
^Accolon and Morgaine enter^
Girls: Look how he bought her a new dress -
Morgaine: New dress? This is the one I was wearing last scene!
Director: You were supposed to change costumes backstage!
Morgaine: There wasn't enough time, duh!
Director: That's because we skipped two scenes, so don't complain!
Morgaine: ^mutters^ I wanted a new dress...
Director: Continue!
Girls: Look how he bought her a new dress, you did a job on him I guess.
Morgaine: He simply asked me, I said yes.
Girls: Come on, let's bless the new princess.
Morgaine: What do you mean new? I've always been princess.
Director: No...no. We're not going to bring your own backgrounds and history with each other into this show! Just keep to the script!
Elaine: ^squints at script^ How do you pronounce that?
Director: It's "dju vui vay".
Elaine: Uh...not happening.
Director: Okay then...I guess we're skipping that song. Go to the part where Thuy comes in.
Arthur: I get to do something now! Yay! But I'm a little confused on my character...could you explain him? I don't get it.
Director: Okay...Thuy and Kim were betrothed when she was 13. Now, he's come back to claim her for his bride.
Arthur: But she's my sister!
RTCM: That didn't stop you before.........
Director: Just say the line...forget about you're real relationship to her. Pretend she's you're promised bride and you love her.
Arthur: Okay. You're here, at last. I've come to take you home. All night I ran, I made it through the line. Kim, tell your friends, it's time to go away. This life, it ends! You're safe with me today!
Accolon: This girl is mine!
Arthur: Yours?!?
Accolon: Now.
Arthur: You?
Both: Who are you?!?
Morgaine: Stop!
Director: Brilliant! Brilliant! I can feel the anger in the air!
^Accolon and Arthur are beating each other up, and Morgaine's "Stop!" was a serious attempt to pry them apart^
Director: Uh...you two? What did I say about not bringing your history into this show?
^They are still fighting^
Director: Stop it and use that anger for the rest of the song!
^They stand and brush themselves off^
Arthur: Who is this man, this American man? Do none of you see what's ahead?!? Have you gone mad? These are losers and whores ^turns to the ladies^ I'm sorry, I don't really mean that...it's just a line...I don't really think any of you are whores. I happen to know that you are all virtuous -
Director: Arthur!
Arthur: Right...sorry...These are losers and whores who will soon all be gone or be dead!
Accolon: Get out of here!
Morgaine: You have no right to be here! I'm not a prize you can claim! We were promised at 13, the woman I am now is not the same.
Arthur: Our parents bound us together, and that is our fate! You knew I would come back to get you, why didn't you wait?
RTCM: Because she's your sister...
Mordred: ^glares at RTCM, but is restrained by Lancelot, who has slipped back into the audience with Gwenhwyfar^
Morgaine: My parents got themselves killed in the week you changed sides! If there were promises all of them died when they died!
Arthur: ^drawing gun^ Kim leave this man behind!
Morgaine: Go on and shoot! I will not change my mind!
Arthur: You are still mine!
Morgaine: Not anymore!
Arthur: You're mine until we die!
RTCM: That's a little more than brotherly...
^Mordred attacks RTCM, who dies^
^silence^
Arthur: Should I keep going?
Director: Sure...
Arthur: Okay! Saigon is doomed, and so is your GI! Whatever the heck a GI is...
Accolon: Get the hell out!
Arthur: You broke your father's word! This is your curse!
Morgaine: What is my curse? All you've done is yell.
Arthur: You know...I'm not sure. Director! What is her curse?
Director: I don't know...maybe he mystically knows that she's gonna have Chris's kid...
Arthur: Or maybe she's cursed by being stuck with Acco- I mean, Chris.
^Accolon gets pissed and begins to attack Arthur^
Director: That's it! Pry them apart!
^Accolon and Arthur are tied to chairs in the audience^
Morgaine: Now where are we staring from?
Director: Well.we can't do the sappy duet because Accolon is being restrained...so let's have the chorus do The Morning of the Dragon.
Gwenhwyfar: Actually...the chorus is outside trying to keep the police busy. What should we do?
Director: Tell the police that it was suicide and we can all testify that.
Elaine: But it wasn't! Mordred killed the random tech crew guy!
Director: Shh! No one needs to know that! Besides, we need Mordred for the rest of the show...we don't need the dead guy.
Gwenhwyfar: Still, that means we can't do the chorus part.
Director: Then go to the part with the Engineer. Get up there, Mordred! And you'd better do a good job or we'll turn you over.
Mordred: Three years of school was nice...in rice fields planting rice. You did good work you see, re-educating me. But men will always be men, they washed out my brain, I'm still what I am. Deep inside, I know what I know, wherever I go, I speak Uncle Ho and think Uncle Sam.
Soldier 1: Your name is Trahn Van Dinh.
Mordred: No.
Director: Mordred! I can call in the police!
Mordred: I mean...at your service.
Soldier: You're called the Engineer.
Mordred: Yes sir.
Soldier: The people's commissar -
Mordred: Am I free?
Soldier: No loser. He's just ordered you back here.
Accolon: We don't have soldiers 2 or 3.
Director: Skip it to Thuy's part.
Arthur: Kim...find my cousin...uh...find my fiancé for me? I think there was a type in the script. It says Kim is his cousin.
Director: She is.
Arthur: He's engaged to his cousin?!?
Director: Apparently at that time in Vietnam, it was okay to marry your cousin.
Arthur: But that's weird...
Cameraman: It's not weirder than sleeping with your sister.
^Mordred glares at the Cameraman, who wisely shuts up^
Arthur: Whatever...find my cousin for me. I know she worked for you. You knew who her friends were...one of them is the clue. Sniff her out, you know how. Think now what she would do.
Mordred: I never saw her again. I'm a different man. I've been enlightened since then, but men must help other men, and seeing it's you, I'll work to the bone.
Arthur: I'll give you 48 hours...why doesn't he just say two days?
Director: Just go on already!
Arthur: If you want to stay free, don't come back here alone!
^Mordred leaves, leaving Arthur awkwardly alone onstage^
Arthur: Uh...can I leave now? We still don't have a chorus.
Director: Okay...skip to I Still Believe. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Please read and review! I still have some more done already, so if I get one more review...well, actually, I'd prefer two, but I'm pretty soft, so just review if you want more! Happy New Year's, Everybody!
