I updated! I'd like to thank my one reviewer, Fortuna! As for who Arthur wanted to marry...hmm...uh...let me think on that. Uh...thank you for reviewing! Other nice people should follow the example...please? ^puppy face^

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the crew members and the director. Or anything else you think I own...but I probably don't own it anyway...so, yeah...

For a more in depth summary or author's note, see chapter one! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

Director: Yeah...go to the wedding ceremony.

Morgaine: I'm getting married?!?

Director: Yeah...now, Elaine and the other girls get onstage.Morgaine and Accolon, be ready to enter. And, action!

Girls: One of us girls is moving on, one girl will get out of Saigon.

Elaine: So now who's really Miss Saigon?

Girls: TV and stereo she gets, and Elvis Presley on cassettes.

^Accolon and Morgaine enter^

Girls: Look how he bought her a new dress -

Morgaine: New dress? This is the one I was wearing last scene!

Director: You were supposed to change costumes backstage!

Morgaine: There wasn't enough time, duh!

Director: That's because we skipped two scenes, so don't complain!

Morgaine: ^mutters^ I wanted a new dress...

Director: Continue!

Girls: Look how he bought her a new dress, you did a job on him I guess.

Morgaine: He simply asked me, I said yes.

Girls: Come on, let's bless the new princess.

Morgaine: What do you mean new? I've always been princess.

Director: No...no. We're not going to bring your own backgrounds and history with each other into this show! Just keep to the script!

Elaine: ^squints at script^ How do you pronounce that?

Director: It's "dju vui vay".

Elaine: Uh...not happening.

Director: Okay then...I guess we're skipping that song. Go to the part where Thuy comes in.

Arthur: I get to do something now! Yay! But I'm a little confused on my character...could you explain him? I don't get it.

Director: Okay...Thuy and Kim were betrothed when she was 13. Now, he's come back to claim her for his bride.

Arthur: But she's my sister!

RTCM: That didn't stop you before.........

Director: Just say the line...forget about you're real relationship to her. Pretend she's you're promised bride and you love her.

Arthur: Okay. You're here, at last. I've come to take you home. All night I ran, I made it through the line. Kim, tell your friends, it's time to go away. This life, it ends! You're safe with me today!

Accolon: This girl is mine!

Arthur: Yours?!?

Accolon: Now.

Arthur: You?

Both: Who are you?!?

Morgaine: Stop!

Director: Brilliant! Brilliant! I can feel the anger in the air!

^Accolon and Arthur are beating each other up, and Morgaine's "Stop!" was a serious attempt to pry them apart^

Director: Uh...you two? What did I say about not bringing your history into this show?

^They are still fighting^

Director: Stop it and use that anger for the rest of the song!

^They stand and brush themselves off^

Arthur: Who is this man, this American man? Do none of you see what's ahead?!? Have you gone mad? These are losers and whores ^turns to the ladies^ I'm sorry, I don't really mean that...it's just a line...I don't really think any of you are whores. I happen to know that you are all virtuous -

Director: Arthur!

Arthur: Right...sorry...These are losers and whores who will soon all be gone or be dead!

Accolon: Get out of here!

Morgaine: You have no right to be here! I'm not a prize you can claim! We were promised at 13, the woman I am now is not the same.

Arthur: Our parents bound us together, and that is our fate! You knew I would come back to get you, why didn't you wait?

RTCM: Because she's your sister...

Mordred: ^glares at RTCM, but is restrained by Lancelot, who has slipped back into the audience with Gwenhwyfar^

Morgaine: My parents got themselves killed in the week you changed sides! If there were promises all of them died when they died!

Arthur: ^drawing gun^ Kim leave this man behind!

Morgaine: Go on and shoot! I will not change my mind!

Arthur: You are still mine!

Morgaine: Not anymore!

Arthur: You're mine until we die!

RTCM: That's a little more than brotherly...

^Mordred attacks RTCM, who dies^

^silence^

Arthur: Should I keep going?

Director: Sure...

Arthur: Okay! Saigon is doomed, and so is your GI! Whatever the heck a GI is...

Accolon: Get the hell out!

Arthur: You broke your father's word! This is your curse!

Morgaine: What is my curse? All you've done is yell.

Arthur: You know...I'm not sure. Director! What is her curse?

Director: I don't know...maybe he mystically knows that she's gonna have Chris's kid...

Arthur: Or maybe she's cursed by being stuck with Acco- I mean, Chris.

^Accolon gets pissed and begins to attack Arthur^

Director: That's it! Pry them apart!

^Accolon and Arthur are tied to chairs in the audience^

Morgaine: Now where are we staring from?

Director: Well.we can't do the sappy duet because Accolon is being restrained...so let's have the chorus do The Morning of the Dragon.

Gwenhwyfar: Actually...the chorus is outside trying to keep the police busy. What should we do?

Director: Tell the police that it was suicide and we can all testify that.

Elaine: But it wasn't! Mordred killed the random tech crew guy!

Director: Shh! No one needs to know that! Besides, we need Mordred for the rest of the show...we don't need the dead guy.

Gwenhwyfar: Still, that means we can't do the chorus part.

Director: Then go to the part with the Engineer. Get up there, Mordred! And you'd better do a good job or we'll turn you over.

Mordred: Three years of school was nice...in rice fields planting rice. You did good work you see, re-educating me. But men will always be men, they washed out my brain, I'm still what I am. Deep inside, I know what I know, wherever I go, I speak Uncle Ho and think Uncle Sam.

Soldier 1: Your name is Trahn Van Dinh.

Mordred: No.

Director: Mordred! I can call in the police!

Mordred: I mean...at your service.

Soldier: You're called the Engineer.

Mordred: Yes sir.

Soldier: The people's commissar -

Mordred: Am I free?

Soldier: No loser. He's just ordered you back here.

Accolon: We don't have soldiers 2 or 3.

Director: Skip it to Thuy's part.

Arthur: Kim...find my cousin...uh...find my fiancé for me? I think there was a type in the script. It says Kim is his cousin.

Director: She is.

Arthur: He's engaged to his cousin?!?

Director: Apparently at that time in Vietnam, it was okay to marry your cousin.

Arthur: But that's weird...

Cameraman: It's not weirder than sleeping with your sister.

^Mordred glares at the Cameraman, who wisely shuts up^

Arthur: Whatever...find my cousin for me. I know she worked for you. You knew who her friends were...one of them is the clue. Sniff her out, you know how. Think now what she would do.

Mordred: I never saw her again. I'm a different man. I've been enlightened since then, but men must help other men, and seeing it's you, I'll work to the bone.

Arthur: I'll give you 48 hours...why doesn't he just say two days?

Director: Just go on already!

Arthur: If you want to stay free, don't come back here alone!

^Mordred leaves, leaving Arthur awkwardly alone onstage^

Arthur: Uh...can I leave now? We still don't have a chorus.

Director: Okay...skip to I Still Believe. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

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