Wow! I'm such a total liar! ^twirls hair like valley girl^ Sorry it took so long to update. I was busy and then ff.net was somewhat closed down for the switch...etc. etc...thanks to anyone still reading this!

Thank you to my reviewers, because no I have FOUR REVIEWS! ^confetti and streamers^

Disclaimer: Okay...I don't own MoA or MS. I don't own any characters except the tech crew members and director and a couple more coming up in the next chapter. ALSO: I don't own Morgaine's whole "I'll get us a little boy" conversation with the Director...it's from "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever".

This is a pretty long chapter, but I couldn't figure out where to cut it off.

* * * * * * * * * * * * Director: Okay...skip to I Still Believe.

Gwenhwyfar: Who do you need for that?

Director: You and Morgaine sing...Accolon...sits in bed.

^Accolon sits in a bed and Morgaine gets in place. Gwenhwyfar looks around confused^

Gwenhwyfar: Where do I go?

Director: You're sitting up in the bed.

Gwenhwyfar: But.........that's Accolon's bed!

Director: And you're playing Accolon's wife, so get into bed!

Gwenhwyfar: I don't want to!

Accolon: It's only a play...we don't even have to make out or anything!

Gwenhwyfar: You're asking too much...and I don't like to sing.

Director: Well, this song is just sappy...it doesn't serve much purpose. We can skip it for now.

Accolon: Darn...I like that last line where they both swear that they're mine until they die.

Arthur: I thought they were mine until we die!

Accolon: Not according to the script! I get your sister and your wife! Ha!

Director: Just go onto Back in Town!

Mordred: Coo coo princess, look who's here! Your resurrected engineer! Don't ask me how I tracked you down, who has the sharpest nose in town? I'm here to throw a rope before you drown. For men, will always be men! You change the regime, the lust doesn't stop. You and I will team up again, together we'll reap the cream of the crop!

Morgaine: Engineer, I don't want you here. I gave up that life, you must understand.

Mordred: Out that door is a big shot who waits like a pup to come up and eat out of your hand -

Arthur: ^from behind the door^ I think that's a little degrading!

Director: Shut up!

Mordred: Okay...whatever...Kim, the good times are back!

Morgaine: Don't go on, it's too late.

Mordred: Not to late for my star!

Morgaine: Please let me hide in peace!

Mordred: Better to screw the king...I mean police! Enter, monsieur commissar!

^Arthur comes in^

Arthur: Three years I've been away...I kept faith we would meet.

Mordred: Me! I found her for you!

Arthur: You! Out in the street! In time I knew fate would weave a design, tying your life and mine into one. Each day I'd wait, like a soldier must wait, trusting victory to come with the sun. After the fight in the still of the night, I would picture my bride white as jade...you'll be my wife, we will build a new life, and fulfill the vow our fathers made!

Morgaine: My father's vow I can't honor today, and I pray in my heart he'll forgive. What you want now are some words I can't say....if I lied to you, how could I live?

Arthur: Don't say anymore! Not a word! You can change, you can learn! Look at me! Don't decide too soon!

Morgaine: It's not like we could get married anyway...

Arthur: I know...what is this guy's problem? They're too close in blood, and she doesn't think about him that way...

Mordred: ^coming around the fake door^ Sounds familiar...

Arthur: Are you suggesting something?!?

Director: Arthur, Morgaine! It's only a play! I'm not saying that you two are really cousins -

Morgaine: We're siblings...that's worse.

Director: And I didn't mean to say that Arthur was obsessively devoted to you!

Mordred: ^coughs very loudly^

Arthur: ^glare^

Director: Please continue! ^bangs head against the wall^

Arthur: Okay...whose line is it, anyway?

Morgaine: Maybe mine...let me check...oh yeah. Somewhere deep in my soul shines the smallest of lights...and no wind blows it out...it burns steady and strong...through the darkest of nights...uh...June July May was it?

Director: What the heck?!?

Morgaine: Oh curse it, we'll just kept going. I made a promise once with these words which neither time nor distance has changed. He will come to me still.

Arthur: No he won't. He was in bed with my wife, remember?

Director: No...no...NO!!!!!!!!!!

Morgaine: Arthur...just say the line for now.

Arthur: Okay! You must be mad! You're American jack is gone for good and he'll never come back! They ran away with the skin they could save, the ones who remained are now dead in a grave!

^pause^

Morgaine: Mordred....isn't it your line?

Mordred: I'm waiting for the Engineer to re-enter.

Arthur: You're the Engineer.

Mordred: Yeah...but how do I re-enter?

Director: That kind of suggests being offstage when you're supposed to be!

Mordred: Right! ^walks out the door and comes back in^ Come on, princess, get off your cloud...I'm sorry, sir, she was talking so loud.

Arthur: Eavesdropper...

Mordred: ^ignoring him^ The commissar is a powerful man, and girl with a brain makes a life where she can. Princess, remember your place. Don't make people loose face.

Arthur: Why do you look away? I can end all this shame. All you need say is yes. You hear those soldiers outside? They'll do whatever I say!

Morgaine: I cannot change how I feel.

Arthur: Come inside! ^all of the bar girls enter, dressed in camouflage^ Uh...what are you guys doing here?

Elaine: We were short on soldiers, so we're going to do the part. Okay?

Arthur: I guess...^clears throat^ I think you can change before my eyes. This me-my has just been found; she hid the day we closed the bars-

Morgaine: What's a me-my?

Director: I'll look it up...just a second...okay...it's not in a dictionary, so just go on. (AN: Actually, out of curiosity, I did look this up...I still don't know what it means! ^cry^)

Arthur: Show her that we don't forget! No one betrays us without scars!

Elaine: You are a woman who lived without shame!

Gwenhwyfar: You got that right...

Director: Quiet offstage!

Lady 1: You're an infection left over from war!

Lady 2: You have dishonored the national name!

Elaine: Re-education will cure the disease!

Lady 1: You must be shown what we do to a leech!

Lady 2: See how we treat an American's whore!

Morgaine: What did you just call me?

Lady 2: A-an American's whore? ^Morgaine raises a fist^ I'm sorry, miss! It's just a line!

Director: Don't kill her, Morgaine!

Arthur: Ha! I told you Mordred got the murderous genes from her!

Morgaine: She called me a whore!

Lancelot: Actually, she called you an American's whore...whatever difference that makes...

Elaine: What's an American?

Director: Huh?

Elaine: Well, the characters keep talking about Americans and GIs and we don't know what they are.

Director: ^heavy sigh^ Well, you see, America is a country, and Vietnam is a country. During this show, they were fighting a war...and Thuy is really pissed at Kim because she's in love with Chris, who is an American. A GI is a sort of American soldier.

Morgaine: What's wrong with her being in love with an American?

Director: He has a problem with it because she's Vietnamese.

Morgaine: You mean Chris and Kim aren't the same race?

Director: Duh! How can you not know that? It's crucial to the plot!

Lancelot: Well, that could be a problem, because all of us are pretty much the same race. Which character is supposed to be which?

Director: Ellen, John, and Chris are the main Americans. Kim, Thuy, and all of the soldiers and bar girls are Vietnamese. The Engineer is part European I believe...probably French because he calls everybody monsieur.

Lancelot: Well, that's really hard to tell with our cast.

Director: We're doing an incredibly controversial version of Miss Saigon.

Gwenhwyfar: What is Saigon anyway?

Director: You guys have been singing songs about it and you don't know what it is? ^everyone shrugs^ Saigon was the capital of Vietnam until it was renamed after the war. Any more questions? ^everybody shakes their heads^ Good...let's continue. Where were we?

Morgaine: She called me an American's whore.

Director: Then go on, please.

Mordred: I have heard hundreds of speeches like these, take it from me...you don't want to hear more!

Arthur: It's time to act my friends, it's time!

"Soldiers": Her face betrays her crime...she must pay, and her partner too!

Arthur: Get out! Everybody out! Wait a second...why am I sending them away? Wasn't it "time to act" or something?

Director: He wanted to frighten her into marrying him.

Morgaine: It won't work though...I won't marry you...

Arthur: Well, duh!

Director: No! Thuy is trying to frighten Kim into marrying him! Stay in character!

Mordred: ^continuing^: Are you waiting for them to kill me? Did you not get what he said?!? There's a big screw loose inside you...I will rip IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!

Morgaine: ^scared^ Dude...you're really creepy...^whimper^

Mordred: Don't worry, Mother. Just trying to stay in character.

Director: Please continue to try!

Mordred: That's a mad dog on a rampage! If you think he'll change, save your breath.

Arthur: Time out! First of all, I thought we were trying to "re-educate" Kim, not Thuy, and second, did he just call me a mad dog?

Director: Shut up and keep going.

Mordred: Righty ho. Just say yes! I don't care if you love him! Life has it all over death!

Morgaine: I have a husband I love...real as the sun in the sky. I cannot live with a lie!

Arthur: Do you see now who has the power? Do you still think crazy things?

Morgaine: Chris will come to me like a phoenix, and he'll carry me off on his wings!

Arthur: I thought you were afraid of heights...

Morgaine: No...but it's just a line anyway.

Arthur: Still, maybe Chris won't fly her away. Maybe he'll take a boat...

Morgaine: You never know...he might just take a train.

Mordred: Nope. Won't work. You can't get from Vietnam to the US on land.you have to fly or go overseas.

Arthur: Still...a boat is always a possibility.

Mordred: Yeah...they try a boat later in the show.

Morgaine: Really? I wonder -

Director: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with you people?!? Just keep going!

^silence^

Director: Arthur it's your line!

Arthur: Okay. You are a traitor to your country!

Morgaine: If I am, then let it be.

M/M/A: I am talking of life or death now! I am talking of staying free!

Mordred: So there it is now, I'll be moving on...if you don't need me then I'd rather be gone. Two kids in love don't need strangers around...^nudge^ ^wink^

Morgaine: That was so unsettling...

Arthur: And who is he to call us kids?

Morgaine: ^shrugs^ Whatever...just keep going, I guess.

Arthur: You just get out! Oh, wait...he's already gone...

Morgaine: Keep going!

Arthur: And as for you, come with me!

Morgaine: No! There is a secret that you don't know! There is a force here I never show! You say it's treason to keep my vow! Season after season, I've survived some-

Arthur: Just go on already and tell me what the heck it is.

Morgaine: Fine. ^calls offstage^ Tam!

^silence^

Director: What's the problem?

Gwenhwyfar: We don't actually have a Tam here yet.

Director: That's kind of a problem!

Morgaine: I'll get us a little boy.

Director: How can you do that, Morgaine?

Morgaine: There's always two or three little boys in the carriages outside the supermarket...I'll just get one of them.

Director: Morgaine! You can't just run off with somebody's baby!

Mordred: We'll just have to use the doll instead.

Director: We don't have a doll! We need a Tam right now!

Elaine: I'll get one! ^runs outside happily^ * * * * * * * * * * *

Hmm...I liked that chapter okay. I decided to have a weird moment with the three of them. Yes, it was a REALLY weird moment, but whatever. I don't have much more written yet, so it's up to you guys: would you rather have a short wait and a medium sized chapter or a long wait with a long chapter? Just let me know in your review!

Also, if you have any ideas, please contribute! I get stuck sometimes and I don't write for weeks...(for proof, see my other stories).

Thanks for reviewing!

~Saranha de Angelo