Authoress' Notes: HEY, GUESS WHAT?'! Saturday was "Pikario and Chuigi: Poké Star Saga"'s FIRST birthday! Believe it or not, it's the first of my stories to ever stay up here for an entire year! I know it may sound kinda stupid, but it's true. Most of my earlier stories were deleted, sadly... But that's in the past! The future is now and so is this stuff. On behalf of all the reviewers, I thank you. The great parody would've never been continued if it weren't for you. Anyway, enough of this and onto Chapter 2.
College Rule Pikario: The Very Old Door Thingy!
Chapter 2: The Great Googly Woods!
And now for something completely and totally different! ...well, not really...
Pikario, Pikella, and Squirt stood talking to Squirtley, Squirt's dad! Of course, Pikario found himself snorting with laughter everytime he heard it!
"Well, Squirt," Squirtley spoke. "I'm very proud of you! I always thought you were a wimp and a total loser, but you proved me wrong! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
Squirt blushed. "Aw, Dad..."
Koopie Koo scoffed, irritated. "I have nothing to say to you, Squirt; apparently if I do, you'll make me 'suck you'..."
Squirtley did a double take! "Son, way to go! That's the first obscene thing you've ever said!"
Squirt sweatdropped, as Pikario nudged him playfully. "Uh, thank you?"
Squirtley grinned crazily! "I know that Pikario and Pikella will teach you great things, so I wish you luck on your journey! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
And then, after that strange and misleading departure, Pikario, Pikella, and Squirt went back to Thisisntareallygoodpalcetoberightnowunlessyourethemaincharacterandifyouarethengoodluckcausethefinalbossisfreakinhard Sewers!
Pikario walked along with the Diamond Crystal Star, looking at it in awe! "I wonder how much this thing'll go for..."
Pikella snatched away the Star. "Pikario!"
"WHAT?"
Squirt sweatdropped.
"Anyway," Pikella said, "we need to get this thing to the Very Old Door Thingy!"
Pikario scratched his head. "Why?"
"Because that's what the map says to do, damn it! Don't you know anything?'!" Pikella roared, bonking Pikario on the head with the Star-shaped object!
"OW, DAMN IT!"
Ok, ok, ok! Everybody finally got themselves together and then they got lost in Thisisntareallygoodpalcetoberightnowunlessyourethemaincharacterandifyouarethengoodluckcausethefinalbossisfreakinhard Sewers about 4,823 times! FINALLY, they fund the Very Old Door Thingy! Whoop-dee-damn-doo.
Pikario walked over the Very Old Door Thingy with the Diamond Crystal Star, while Squirt looked on in confusion!
"What's he doing?" he asked Pikella.
"Well..." Pikella started.
"NOOOO!" Pikario quickly took out a remote control and pushed the Fast Forward button, fast forwarding Pikella's long and boring speech! About 30 seconds later, he pushed the Play button!
"...and then I said, 'Hell, no! We're of out viagra!'" Pikella concluded.
"..." Squirt hid in his shell!
Regardless of what Pikella had said, Pikario held up the Diamond Crystal Star!
WHOOSH!
SPARKLE!
GLITTER!
BLING-BLING!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
The map thingy recorded the next location of the next Star! Pikario looked at the map, as Pikella and Squirt peeked at it with him.
"Hmm, so that's where it is..." Pikella murmured.
Squirt was confused! "Where what is?"
So, sometime later, everybody regrouped back at Professor Franklyidunno's house to show him the map and the Diamond Crystal Star!
"AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the Pikachu shouted.
Pikella smiled. "What, Professor? Did you figure out what this map means?"
"NO! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance! MWAHAHAHA!"
Squirt looked on in confusion, wide-eyed!
Franklyidunno continued. "Well, actually, I did! The damn thing's called the Emerald Crystal Star and it's in the Great Googly Woods, so go there and get it already, damn it!"
And with that, he pushed them out the door and they landed on thier faces in the cold, hard dirt!
Pikario dusted himself off. "Bastard..."
Squirt coughed up some dirt. "Hey, maybe we should... um... take a rest or... something... After all that fighting with Bluetail, and such..."
Pikella swung her ponytail around, knocking dirt off it! "Good idea..."
"Pikario, what the hell are you doing?"
Pikario looked up. "What the fuck?'! Chuigi?"
Chuigi scowled. "What?"
Pikario grabbed his younger brother and shook him. "Didn't I tell you to stay at the house?'! Why are you here?"
Chuigi freed himself and slapped Pikario. "SHUT UP! Bitch, after you left, Parakarry gave me another letter and it said for YOU to go and save some whore from the Pieceashit Kingdom! So, I had to go and do it for you!"
Pikario kicked Chuigi in the head. "THAT DIDN'T ANWSER MY QUESTION!"
Pikella pulled Chuigi away. "Be nice! Don't kick little babies!"
Chuigi frowned at Pikella. "What the hell? I'm not a baby!"
Pikario walked away. "Yeah, that's my stupid little brother, Chuigi."
Pikella smiled. "Aw, didn't know you had a little brother! How cute! You know, he has your eyes."
Chuigi followed Pikario. "As far as I'm concerned, that's not a compliment. Anyway, Pikario, I went to the Pieceashit Kingdom and some guy said I had to get the seven compass pieces, or something."
"..." Pikario glared at Chuigi.
"And if I do, I'm gonna get laid by Princess Eclair! Plus, I think her name might be a stripper's!" Chuigi bounced up and down.
Pikella sweatdropped. "I take back my comment; that's so not cute."
Squirt hid in a corner. "You all scare me..."
Sweet! Chuigi's here, on his own little quest to get laid! How cute and scary at the same time! Anyway, the trio went to the nearby hotel to take a rest like Squirt had suggested earlier!
After skipping the hotel fee by pretending he was drunk, Pikario got into his bed, while Squirt got into another one on the opposite side of the room. Shroomsworth walked up.
"Master Mario! I demand that you get up this very instant and go look for the Princess! For all we know, she could be getting raped, or something!"
Pikario turned over in his bed. "Not my problem. Besides, you lost her..."
Shroomsworth rolled his eyes. "For the last time, she went off on her own!"
"Like you couldn't stop her or something!" Pikario shouted, sitting straight up in his bed.
Pikella stepped forward. "Um, Pikario? Where am I going to sleep? There's only two beds."
Pikario mused. "Hmm, let's see; 3 people + 2 beds, equals SOMEONE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!"
Pikella's mouth dropped open! "What? Pikario, I'm a lady! I deserve better!"
Pikario turned away. "Then sleep with Squirt."
"Ew, do know how nasty that sounds?" Pikella grimaced.
"Master Mario! I say let the lady sleep in your bed with you!" Shroomsworth demanded!
"No way in hell! That's what she wants!" Pikario shouted.
Shroomsworth smiled. "Then I guess I can make you pay the fee, then, since you're not really 'drunk'..."
Annoyed, Pikario moved over and made room for Pikella. "Fine, but don't try anything!"
"Whatever," Pikella got in and turned away from Pikario.
Seeing this, Pikario faced the window. "Nice try, but I'm jamming anything up your ass!"
Pikella said nothing...
Do do doo do doo doooooooooooo! The next day everybody was all refreshed and ready to go! Yay for them! The only problem was that they didn't knowwhere to find theGreat Googly Woods! Pikario, Pikella, and Squirt went back to Thisisntareallygoodpalcetoberightnowunlessyourethemaincharacterandifyouarethengoodluckcausethefinalbossisfreakinhard Sewers to see if they could find any clues!
Pikario looked around. "There's nothing down here! I already checked!"
"Then check again!" Pikella demanded!
Squirt was about to say something, when he saw a Chinchou! The Chinchou saw him and ran away thorugh a crack in the wall!
"What the fuck was that?" Pikario wondered, also seeing the Chinchou!
Everybody turned into skinny sheets of paper and went through the bars to the other side! The Chinchou saw this and ran into a corner of the room!
The Chinchou pointed at Pikario!" Do what you must, but I'll never tell you where the Great Googly Woods are, even though there's a pipe over there that will take you there... DAMN IT!"
"Well, that was easy," Pikella said to Squirt.
"No, please, X-Nauts! Don't go! I have family there!" the Chinchou pleaded.
Pikario scoffed. "We're not X-Nauts, we're...somebody else!"
The Chinchou was confused. "...Did I ever tell you my name was Chinio?"
Pikario frowned. "No..."
"Well," Pikella chimed in, "maybe we can help you guys if you tell us where the Geart Googly Woods are."
"NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr... Okay!" Chinio smiled.
So, Chinio went over... somewhere, and... uh, pushed a button, then Pikario and company went over tothe a pipe, then they went down the pipe! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile! The Shadow Sirens laughed all crazily! Well, at least Beldam did...
"Mwee hee hee hee hee!" Beldam laughed, like I just said! "Now that we have Pikario's EVIL PICTURE OF DOOM, we shall kill him... and, uh, drink his blood! Then, we will..."
"GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Marilyn suggested!
"EXACTLY! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Beldam laughed again!
Vivian giggled. "Tee hee... aw, I wuvules this necklace so muchie!"
Beldam slapped her! "Damn it, Vivian! No matter what you do, you will always be bisexual! Now, put your sorry ass to work and get out Pikario's EVIL PICTURE OF DOOM, so we can kill him!"
"Tee hee!" Vivian giggled, flashing her necklace. "But Sis, you had it last!"
Beldum snapped! "WHAT THE HELL? I GAVE IT TO YOU!"
Vivian looked down. "But... but... but... Sis...be nice..."
"You are, like, so punished when we get home! Actually, it starts right now!" So, Beldam took her necklace!
Vivian got sad! "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
Then she started crying! Poor Vivian! She's so cute!
About that time, Pikario, Pikella, Squirt, and Chinio showed up!
Pikario looked at Chinio. "Who are these freaks?"
Chinio avoided eye contact with the Shadow Sirens. "Dunno. Just ignore them and maybe they'll go away..."
So, everyone kept on going while Vivian cried, Beldam cursed her out, and Marilyn made a white flower necklace for herself to wear!
After a while, Chinio lead everyone to the Great Tree Thingy where he and his friends lived! Yay for them!
Chinio walked up to the Great Tree Thingy, only to be blocked by a strange door with a red light on it! UH OH!
"What the...? This door wasn't here a moment ago!" Chinio pointed out.
"Oh, well," Pikario turned to leave. "the Emerald Crystal Star is probably not even in Great Googly Woods!"
Chinio realized something! "Wait! The secret entrance!"
But that was blocked by a thingy! HOLY CRAP! GOD, HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!
"I can't move the thingy!" Chinio wailed!
Pikario backed away. "Watch how you use that word; if you're talkingaboutMY thingy, that is..."
Pikella moved away from Pikario. "Ewwww."
Chinio stopped crying and started to leave. "Well, we'll have to get Madame Flurrie to find it!"
"Who?" Squirt asked.
"Just follow me and you'll see!" Chinio chirped, leaving.
Pikario rolled his eyes. "That's what you said last time!"
Meanwhile!
"Oh, yes! Yes! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Someone squealed! "How I love myself so!"
You sick and dirty people, what'd you think she was doing, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?
SODEHFOIGTRUHJITONFOISD! Chinio lead the group until they got to a strange house in the distance!
"Hey, Flurrie!" Chinio call upon arriving. "Can you help me blow away my thingy?"
"Oh, yes! Yes! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Pikella sweatdropped. "Well, that was easy..."
Pikario smirked. "Heh. I know my 'yes's and my 'no's and those 'yes's were of pleasure, not agreement!"
Squirt gasped! "OH, MY GOSH!"
Chinio frowned. "Ewwww!"
"And now, the grand finale!" Flurrie sang in her room. She picked up a pair of her earrings and put them on, then smiled at herself in the mirror! "Oh, yes! Yes! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
"Make it stop! Make it stop! I'm not ready for love!" Squirt bawled, holding his head!
Pikario grinned. "Having fun, huh? I envy you so much!"
"Tra la la la la la la!" Flurrie sang, dancing in the mirror! "I'm sooooo prettyful! Now, all I need is... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? MY... MY... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Uh, now that was a 'no' of 'Oh, my god! Please kill me because I've lost something very important and I can't go on in life!' "Pikario stated.
"Flurrie, what's wrong?" Chinio reluctantly asked!
"Huh? Chinio! Oh, my! Please help me!" Flurrie pleaded.
Chinio backed away from the door in a hurry! "But... uh... help you? Um... aren't you in there with someone...?"
"Bah!" Flurrie huffed. "No one enters my quarters but me! Stop talking such nonsense!"
"Then were you masturbating?" Pikario asked, smiling.
"OH, MY! SUCH NASTINESS! YOU, SIR ARE VERY PREVERTED!" Flurrie boomed. "I was simply celebrating my beauty, you little ruffian! But I've lost my necklace, and I shan't be seen until I find it!"
"But will you help us move the thingy?" Chinio asked.
"Well..."
"Well, what? Spit it out!" Pikario demanded.
"If you can get me my necklace back, I shall appear and stun you with my beauty!" Flurrie called.
Pikario shook his head. "Feh. I'd rather eat Chinio..."
Pikella pushed him away. "Shut up, Pikario! Don't worry, Madame Flurrie, we'll get your necklace for you!"
"Oh, my stars! What brave souls!" Flurrie spoke, then she fell silent for some reason!
Meanwhile, again!
"See, Beldam! I told you I didn't have it!" Vivian pouted, only to be slapped by Beldam again!
"Shut up! Now, let's see..."
She looked at the PICTURE OF DOOM only to realize that the Pikachu she saw earlier was Pikario! "VIVIAN!"
"Yes...?"
Beldam slapped her! "Damn it! You let Pikario get away! When we get home, you're dead meat!"
Vivian sniffled. "Yes, Sis..."
Marilyn prompty fell out of a tree! "GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"
Then, Pikario and the others showed up and saw that Beldam had Flurrie's necklace!
"Hey, you," Squirt gently called! "Can we, um... please have that necklace, pretty please, ma'am?"
Beldam threw Marilyn's flower necklace at him! "NO!"
Pikario yanked it from her! "SWIPE!"
"Hey!" Beldam barked! "Do you know who we are?'!"
Squirt wondered. "The Ghostbusters?"
Beldam frowned! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE ARE..."
"Guh!" Marilyn held up a sign that said, '...the three...'!
And Vivian finished with "...Shadow Beauties! Yay!"
Pikario laughed. "Man, what a gay-ass name..."
Beldam slapped her sister! "Vivian, you ass! We're Shadow Sirens! Shadow Sirens!"
Vivian lowered her head. "I'm sorry..."
Beldam turned away. "When we get home, your ass is toast! Now... BATTLE!"
ENTER BATTLE MODE! LOOK, SHROOMSHES! YAY!
"Vivian," Beldam warned. "if we lose, it's automatically your fault!"
"Okay..." Vivian whimpered.
"Anyway," Beldam said to Pikario, "quake in fear at our THREE DIFFERENT COLORED HATS! MWAHAHAHAHA! RED, YELLOW, AND BLUE ARE PRIMARY COLORS! YOU'LL NEVER WIN!"
Vivian faced Beldam. "Well, Sis, my hat's not really red. It's more of a..."
Again, Beldam slapped her! "SHUT UP!"
Pikella used Tattle! "Vivian, Marilyn... and Beldam? Yikes, who named her? I mean, Vivian and Marilyn are pretty names, but what happened with Beldam? Well, they're ghosts and can freeze, burn, and shock stuff. Whoop dee doo..."
Look, someone threw a Volt Shroom at Pikario! W00t!
So, using the Volt Shroom, Pikario and Pikella killed the Shadows in one hit!
EXIT BATTLE MODE! THANKS, RANDOM SHROOMISH!
"Meh!" Beldam spat. "Like I said, Vivian, this is all your fault! You could've easily caught that Volt Shroom!"
Vivian mourned. "I'm so ashamed..."
"Good, because when we get home, your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower!" Beldam shouted, running away with Marilyn!
Vivian started to follow, but tripped and dropped the necklace! She started to get it, but turned and kept running... floating!
Blah, blah, blah! Everyone took the necklace and gave it to Flurrie under her door!
"Oh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" she rejoiced.
Squirt rubbed his head. "Not again..."
"She must be a hot bitch," Pikario imagined!
Just then, a... pink disco ball descended from the ceiling? What the fuck? It made everything all pink and sparkly, though. Then... da da DA DUMMM! Flurrie came out, in all her pink, rosy glory! Pikario was very disappointed.
"Holy crap!" he grunted, angrily!
"Ah, is that mister my savior?" Flurrie asked, puckering her lips!
"Touch me and die," Pikario growled.
"Here I come, darling!" With that, Flurrie ran over to Squirt and kissed him!
Pikario sighed. "Whew..."
"Personally, if you need me for such a task, I shall stay with your group, for I yearn to travel ever since I left the stage!" Flurrie said.
"Sure, becuase we really need someone who can really blow people away!" Pikella joked.
"That is so gay..." Pikario shook his head!
Flurrie Became a Part of Pikario's Party! She's His Third New Partner! Yay!
Name: Flurrie
Gender: Female
Pokemon: Jynx
Attitude: Jolly/Dainty
Ability: Blowing Stuff Away! W00t!
Met At: The Great Googly Woods
Flurrie is a big, pretty (Kinda...) Jynx who can blow stuff away with her Icy Wind, which isn't saying much, because everything is supposed to be made out of paper! But still! Flurrie can Body Slam enemies with her 350 lb. ass and flatten them out! Her Lovely Kiss of DOOM is DEADLY and can... um... kill people and... uh... make children cry! Yeah, that sounds good...
And That's All You Basically Need to Know About Your Parnter!
So, with Flurrie in their group, Pikario and friends went to the Great Tree Thingy and she blew away the thingy and Chinio got in, let everyone in, blah blah blah!
"What the fuck?" Chinio frowned. "There's only like 10 of you guys!"
Chiniper came up! "That's because while your sorry ass was gone, we were captured by theX-Nauts and so was Chituni! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Chinio threw back his head! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo... did they take my Game Boy?"
Chiniper sweatdropped. "Yeah, they took that, too..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S IT! CHINCHOUS! CHARGE!"
OF TEH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING STUFFIT WAS! The Chinchous killed all the X-Nauts up until they found the Elder and the other Chinchous!
The Elder sweatdropped. "What the shit?'! All this ruckus!"
"Um, you sweared kinda wrong," Chinio corrected.
"Aw, damn it to the fucking shit!" the Elder rampaged!
"Hey, Chinio!" Chituni called. "You need the key!"
"We need the key!" Chinio shouted to the other Chinchous!
Then, Ms. Rwatt appeared!
"Here's the key, sugar!" she gave Pikario the key, slapped his ass, then ran away! MWAHAHAHA!
"I'll get her one day..." Pikella growled.
So the Elder and the Chinchous AND Chituni were freed! Then they ran around, creating HAVOC... and CONFUSION... and FLAMING CHEESE HOT DOOOOOOOOOOOGS! Pikario also learned how to Ground Pound, NOT Spring Jump, damn it, cause that's the wrong name! Blah, blah, blah! Then...
Chinio jumped up! "AH HA! The Jabbies! They attack! Let us KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
The Chinchous got their asses kicked!
Chinio sweatdropped. "SECOND TIME'S THE CHARM!"
The Chinchous got their asses kicked!
Chinio was pissed! "Okay, new strategy! Let's get Pikario to kill them!"
Pikario scoffed. "How about no?"
Chinio looked around. "Then... Flurrie will do it! MWAHAHAHA!"
Flurrie primped her hair. "Whatever, my dear!"
So, Flurrie blew away the Jabbies and stuff, totally pwning their asses! W00t! Then, a whole bunch of shit happened and stuff! Finally... Crump attacked!
"Bleh heh heh heh!" he laughed. "I've caught all you guys and I'm gonna find the Star before you do!"
"Oh no, we're trapped," Flurrie said, sarcastically.
"Yes! Fear my paper, metal bars, fools! You can't get out, even if you get skinny and slip through these unusually large cracks in the bars!" Crump shouted.
Pikario sweatdropped. "Yeah, never in a million years..."
"YES! MWAHAHAHA! Now, I shall leave, because that's what the bad guys do... so the good guys can get out... WHICH YOU WON'T!" Crump left laughing!
Of course, everybody got skinny and escaped! GASP!
Sometime later...
Pikario walked into a strange room. "Look!" He pointed at a Chinchou statue! "The EmeraldCrystalStar!"
"Yay..." Pikella grumbled, looking queasy.
Just then, Crump ran... floated in, knocking Squirt over! He took the Emerald Crystal Star!
"I don't care how you got out, but this Star is mine! Plus, I have this cool... thingy that will blow up the Tree!" Crump pushed a button, setting the thingy to blow up in... 3 SECONDS!
Pikario freaked out! "Shit!"
"3 SECONDS?'! What the fuck? That's not enough time for me to fleeeeeeeee!" Crump whined, going up a pipe!
"Don't let him get away! He still has my Game Boy!" Chinio shouted!
So, everybody followed Crump, pwning any X-Nauts' ass that dare mess with them, cause you never, EVER take away a Chinchou's Game Boy! They finally found Crump, arguing with the Elder!
"You old, wrinkled up bitch!" Crump shouted. "Move it! The thingy won't tell me how much time I have left before it goes off! It's freaking counting forwards!" He held up the thingy, which was going on 10 minutes!
"SHUT UP!" the Elder bellowed! "You're not leaving until you give Chinio his Game Boy back! Do you know how much that thing cost?'!"
Crump frowned. "He should have a DS by now! Stop living in the past!"
"Hey!" Pikario called out!
"Aw shit!" So, Crump pulled out an X... thing and it turned into a robot! ...A PINK ROBOT! HOLY CRAP!
ENTER BATTLE MODE! PINK ROBOT!
Pikella used Tattle! "That's... ugh... Magnus von... Grapple... big, pink robot... thing...ooh..."
Pikaio flicked her ear! "What the hell's wrong with you?"
Pikella hugged her stomach and grimaced. "I'm not feeling... very good..."
Pikario threw his arms up! "Well, shit! That's just great! Now we don't know how to beat him!"
Flurrie took Pikella's place! "I shall cover for darling Pikella!"
Crump laughed! "Oh, hell yeah! Magnus von Grapple shall kill you... and STUFF! MWAHAHA!"
"What's this guy's problem? Why is everything so damn funny?" Pikario wondered.
"I shall silence this ruffian!" Flurrie used a Body Slam on the giant pink robot and squished him!
Crump got mad! "Hey! Fat bitch! What the hell?'! This thing is brand new!"
MVG stepped on Flurrie, squishing her!
Pikario used Thunderbolt! It didn't work!
"Look! Look!" Crump called, pushing some buttons!
MVG's hands came off! And they blew up in Flurrie's face, killing her! OH NOOOOO!
Squirt hid in his shell! "Don't make me fight!"
Pikario shook Pikella. "Quick do something! Throw your book at him!"
Pikella clutched her stomach. "Oh... I feel sick..."
Pikario shoved Pikella onto MVG! "DO SOMETHING! WE'RE LOSING!"
Pikella gulped. "I think... I need to..."
"Piss?" Crump finished. "Yes, Magnus von Grapple should make you piss... THE PISS OF FEAR!"
Just as Pikella got up to MVG's feet, she promptly vomited on him, defeating the robot!
EXIT BATTLE MODE! SOMEONE CLEAN THAT UP!
MVG exploded and Crump, along with some random X-Nauts who just happened to be standing nearby, were blown away! Good thing they left the Emerald Crystal Star and Chinio's Game Boy behind!
Pikario slapped Pikella on the back! "Sweet job with the vomit! I'd have to get drunk to do that!"
"Bleh..." Pikella grumbled.
"Hey, guys! I got my Game Boy back, so you can have this thing!" Chinio handed the Emerald Crystal Star to Pikario!
TAAAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Pikario got the Emerald Crystal Star! His Star Power is Now 3! He Can Use the Attack "Clock Out"! YAY!
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Once again, Pikario saves the day by kick some bad guy's ass and stuff! The Chinchous were all happy, especially Chinio, who got his Game Boy back! YAY! The Emerald Crystal Star was with Pikario and so was a new bitch... I mean, friend! But Pikella has fallen ill for some reason! What the hell could be wrong with her...?
Peach's Event!
Peach sat in her room and sighed.
"Oh, poo! Not this again! Why am I always getting caught by evil bad guys who want to take over the world? WHY? WHHHHHHHHY?'!"
"Shut up!" an X-Naut roared, banging on her door!
"Well, I guess I should clean up, then... I kinda stink..." Peach figured.
So, she went into the next room and took a shower! Little did she know that someone was watching! After she was done, she went back into the main room and squirted perfume all over the place!
"Ah! Now I smell all nice!" she chirped happily!
Just then, the main doors opened!
"Oh, wow! How fun!" Peach skipped through and ended up in the computer's room!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hello, Princess Peach!"
"Who the hell are you?" Peach demanded!
"I am TEC-XX, short for Teh Eveel Cumpewtr-X-Naut X-sellint! MWAHAHA! But you can call me TEC..."
"Wow, I've never met an evil computer before!" Peach said, in awe.
"Yes, well, I'm currently trying to take over Neptune with brute force!" TEC gloated.
Peach shrugged. "Well, better than trying to take over Earth..."
"Anyway, I'm bored! Dance with me!" TEC made a Peach clone! Gasp?
"Meh, whatever," Peach agreed.
So, Peach danced the night away with her clone, doing the Moonwalk, the Electric Slide, the Cha-Cha Slide, the Two-Step, and a whole shitload of other dances I don't feel like naming!
Peach wiped the sweat off her crown! "Whew! What a workout!"
"MWAHAHAHA! Yes, now back to your room before somebody comes in here!" TEC instructed!
"Okay!" So, Peach skipped back to her room!
"Good night, my sexy little slice of pizza..." TEC whispered.
Bowser's Event!
Bowser walked up in the PeachyKeen Meadows!
"MWAHAHAHA! The Princess should be nearby!" he said.
So, Bowser somehow tapped into the power of the Super Mario Bros. and completed the first level with 84,390,483 time left! Then he came back to reality and arrived at PeachyKeenburg!
"Now," Bowser looked around. "Where the hell is Peach?"
"There! The wall!" Kammy pointed to a poster of Peach on a Koopa's house!
Bowser stepped on her head! "Kammy! What's with you? That's a POSTER! Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"No, my lord..." Kammy grunted, under Bowser's foot.
Aw, poor Bowser! Better luck next time at doing whatever the hellhe's doing!
Meanwhile...
Pikario, Flurrie, and Squirt sat around the Great Tree Thingy, waiting for the Chinchou doctor to finish examining Pikella! Why the Chinchous would have a doctor, is what I wanna know!
Meanwhile... Meanwhile...Pikario stood up. "Well?"
"She's..."
DUN DUNNNNN! Flurrie looked worried!
DUN DUNNNNN! Squirt looked scared!
DUN DUNNNNN! Pikario picked his nose!
"...pregnant." the doctor finished.
DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Authoress' Notes: Shut up about the Volt Shroom, anyone who cares. :P I know what it really does, but I wanted end the battle quickly and it seemed like a good idea at the time. I didn't include that baby Jabbie because he has no real purpose; I mean, he's not even there when you go back! ...I never saw him, anyway... So, that's it, I guess... Happy Valentine's Day:P
