"When you and Riku were fighting, I ran off to Haku, just to see if he was alright. Just then, a big baby came out and tried to make me play with it. "

"If you don't play with me, I'll cry, and Mama will come and kill you!" the baby said.

"Please don't cry! I'll play with you later!" I pleaded.

"I wanna play now!" the baby wailed.

"Just then, it was like a second Yobaba came out of nowhere!"

"What a spoiled brat," she complained.

"Mama?" the baby asked.

"Can't you even recognize me from your own mother?" she asked, and turned him into a mouse!"

"Then a Harpie flew down and started hitting me in the head. And she turned him into a fly!"

"This is our little secret! You tell anyone and I will turn you into a slug!" she warned.

"What are you doing here?" I asked her.

"I came to get the gold seal that he took from me!" she explained.

"Haku wouldn't steal!" I said, my eyes growing wide with worry.

"Ah, but he would, and he did," she said.

"But...but..." I began.

"He took my gold seal, he's nothing but a greedy little theif," she sneered.

"Haku began to stir. He looked up and saw Aniba, then she swatted his tail and hit one of the paper birds."

"Ow, a papercut," Aniba said, and split in two halves and disappeared.

"Then Haku and I fell through a hole in the floor and landed in the boiler room."

"What's all the comotion!" Kamagi yelled.

"It's Haku, he's hurt!'' I explained.

"Hmm, that's pretty bad," Kamagi said, scratching his head.

'Then I pulled out the gift from the River Spirit."

"Haku! Eat this! It might help you!" I said, giving him the nut.

"I stuck it in his mouth. He threw a fit! he struggled to spit it out, but I held his mouth together. Then, he changed back into human form."

"There's nothing to do but wait for him to wake up," Kamagi said.

"Okay, thank you, Kamagi," I said. Then I heard you scream, Sora. I ran and got Len ready with the boat, and then I came up and screamed that I would save you."


"So, Haku's okay?" Sora asked.

"I hope so," Chihiro said.

"Well, we'd better ge back before..." Len started. Just then, Yobaba appeared!

"Slacking off, eh?" she cackled.

"Who are YOU?" she said, pointing to Kairi.

"I'm..." Kairi began. But she was all of a sudden turned into a peice of COAL!

"KAIRI!" Sora yelled.

Sora pulled out the key and banged Yobaba on the head with it.

"Let's go!" he screamed.

"We're not gonna make it all the way back in time before she wakes up!" Len yelled.

"SWIM!" Chihiro shouted.

"What about Kairi?" Sora asked.

Just then, a little fly carrying a mouse came down by the boat, and picked up the coal.

"You're going to help us?" Chihiro asked.

The little mouse nodded.

"Thank you!" Sora cheered.

Len, Chihiro, and Sora jumped in the water and swam to land.

"You two go and check on Haku, I'll cover for you," Len offered.

"Thank you sooo much, Len!" Chihiro said.

"Let's go!" Sora said.

"Is he alright?" Sora asked.

"He's fine," Kamagi said.

Then they heard someone scream. Chihiro and Sora looked at each other.

"Shall we?" Sora said.

"Let's do," Chihiro said in a fake British accent.


The two walked downstairs and found a big black monster that looked like it had a mask on it's face.

"There she is!" someone yelled.

"What did I do?" Chihiro asked.

"No face said you let him into the bath house!" Len said.

"Well, I thought he was a customer," chihiro explained.

"A customer! He's a monster! He's already eaten three people!" the foreman yelled.

"You have to stop him!" Len yelled.

"We'll take care of that right now," Sora said.

Sora and Chihiro walked into the room where No Face stood.

"Would you like some food?" No Face offered, "It's delicious."

"Um, no thank you," Chihiro said politely.

"I'd love some!" Sora said, reaching out for the steak.

"Sora, no!" Chihiro cried out. But it was too late. No Face wrapped his hands around Sora and swallowed him whole!

"Sora!" Chihro cried.


Riku stood at the balcony where he had dropped Sora to his doom.

What have I done?

"Well well well," came a voice.

Riku turned around and faced Yobaba.

"Another lazy bum," she sneered.

"Um, hi, I was just leaving," he fibbed.

"You can't leave looking like that!" Yobaba said.

"Huh?" Riku asked, confused.

Yobaba swayed her arms around chanting.Then, a little white tornado surrounded Riku. When it calmed down, Riku looked at himself in horror.

"I'm a girl!" he yelled.

"Ahahahahahahaha!" Yobaba cackled.

Riku ran out of the room. Just then, he ran into a room with a big black monster and a litle girl.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Riku screamed.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Chihiro screamed.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" No Face screamed.

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After they had been screaming for a while, Chihiro pulled out the rest of the gift from the RiverSpirit.

"I was saving this for my parents, but I think you need it more," she said, and tossed it into No Face's mouth.

"Sen! What have you done to me!" No Face screeched. All of a sudden, out of his mouth came a boy with chestnut hair covered in sludge.

"Sora!" Riku called.

"Riku! You look kinda good as a girl," Sora admired.

Riku glared at Sora.

"Okay, sorry," Sora said quickly.

"Uh, guys, we have a problem," Chihiro pointed out.

"RUN!" Sora shouted.

As No Face chased the three kids, he stopped breifly to cough up some more sludge.

"This place is full of my Grandmother's cooking," Sora observed.

"Wait! Where's Kairi!"Riku asked frantically.

Right on cue, a mouse, a fly, and a peice of coal flew down right next to them.

"Does that answer your question?"Sora asked, histarically.

"Yes, it does,"Riku answered.

"Look, he coughed up more people!" Chihiro exclaimed.

"Gosh,he hasa better way to get skinny!" Sora joked, "Screw Adkins!"

"Just eat anything the River Spirit gives you!" Chihiro laughed.

The three went down to the boiler room.

"Hello," Kamagi said.

"What's that?" Sora said, pointing to the floor.

"It's Aneba's gold seal," Kamagi answered.

"Is that a slug," asked Chihiro, picking it up.

"Aaaah! Squash it! Squash!" Kamagi said.

"Ah! Ah!" Chihiro said, dancing all over the floor trying to squash the slug.

"You squashed it! Those things are bad luck," Kamagi explained.

"We should give this back to Aniba," Chihiro suggested.

"Here," Kamagi said, pulling a little peice of paper out of a drawer, "These are train tickets, I've been saving them for forty years."

"I'll stay behind and try to get me and Kairi back to normal," Riku offered.

"Okay, let's go," Sora said.

So Sora, Chihiro, the mouse, and the fly set out for the train tracks.

"No Face! He's following us!" Sora pointed out.

"It's okay, he can't harm us anymore," Chihiro said.

"Well, here's the train track," Sora said.

"Let's go to the station," Chihiro said.

They all went to the station and boarded the train.

"Where'd you get that Key from?" Chihiro asked.

"Donald and Goofy gave it to me," sora explained. "Now I realize, the ones who gave me the Key, they were an illusion. The real ones are in the pig pen."

"oh," Chihiro said.

"Well, here's our stop," Sora said.

All five of them got out of the train and stood at the swamp, wondering what lied ahead of them.