Chapter One

Yay! A Ffcc ficcy! This is stupid things that I have done, and/or thought about starring my friends! With our nicknames! Yay! And other caravans based on my games! Yeah! Disclaimer: If you've seen it before, it doesn't belong to me. Okay, here we go.

An #2: Don't make fun of the names, they're from when I played games. So... yeah. Just laugh at them like they're made up for the story.

Athens Caravan Tommie: Wolfie selkie, (girl), loves Green Day, has black fingernails, and wears all black... Selkie clothes. Has a bad habit of daydreaming when she should be doing something important.

Chomper: Shark-eyes selkie that dyed her hair black, Tommie's 'Partner in crime'.

J: Cowlick clavat, obsessed with every girl, dyed his hair black and has green eyes. Stoner, but not very public about it.

Mikey: Headband clavat, and mostly restrains J from the girls.

Mika Caravan

AAA: Some people call him tripple A, but most people, including myself, call him Tripp. Shark eyed selkie, very attractive.

Cali: Name is short for Caliona, elegant Lilty, short temper.

Bobobo: Name is pronounced Bobobuh, his close friends call him Bee. One horned Yuke. Very quiet.

BBB: Tripp's twin, but he has purple hair, not blue. People call him Chase. Don't ask why. Just nod in agreement!

Egypt Caravan (Okay, I know, Green day names, you're thinking Oh my gosh, don't do that, but I'm using names I had in games I've done.)

Tre: Headband Clavat, blue eyes, perverted (every good ffcc fic has one!), constantly tapping things rythmically. (Naw duh, he's fashioned after a drummer!)

Billy Joe: Just like J, actually, some think he's his twin. (But Ironically he's not.)

Mike: Natural Clavat, quiet type, works out a lot.

Okay, ON WITH THE STORY!

In Athens, the night before the departure:

"I'm bored?" Tommie actually said, although she put it in question form- she does that with everything she says.

"Yeah, we know, Tommie." said Chomper.

"Hey, where's J?" said Mikey as he walked into his room where the girls were sitting.

"Yeah, that's a good question. I wonder what he's doing."

"I think he said something about getting stoned with Billie Joe?" sasked Tommie. (Get it? Sasked? Said-asked! Hahaha! I kill myself!)

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J and Billie Joe were on the latter's roof with a cloud of smoke around them.

"Hehehehe! Look at my hand!" giggled J as he waved his hand in front of his face.

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"But when they both come back, we won't be able to tell which one is which!" yelled Chomper like the world was coming to an end.

"Will you shut up, Chomper?" yelled Mikey, although if you ask him he says yelling turns him on.

"I'm hungry?" sasked Tommie.

"Just shut up and listen to my lovely Green Day cd! I'll get us some food." Mikey sighed.

Tommie got overly excited about Green Day, and started moshing while jumping up and down on Mikey's bed.

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"He's only thirteen!" Mikey's father yelled.

"Don't look at me that way, you're the one that gave him the talk!" Mikey's mother yelled at her husband.

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There was a crash by Billie Joe's house. J had fallen off the roof and landed on top of some boxes.

"Oh, shit! You okay, dude?" Yelled Billie.

As a response J giggled, then passed out. Then Billie passed out, too.

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Mikey walked into his room, and yelled at Tommie to get off his bed.

"Oreos!" yasked Tommie.

"FOOD!" yelled Chomper.

"Do you have any milk." asked Tommie, but she said it like a statement.

"You are so weird."

"I got dropped on my head when I was a baby?"

"Okay, I'll go get your milk, retard baby."

In Mika, same time:

Tripp and Chase had the other two over at their house. Currently Tripp and Chase were having a burping contest, and Bee was chuckling quietly at their antics.

"Uugh, gross. Why do I have to be the only girl in our caravan?" said Cali.

"If you don't like it, you can leave." said Chase after a belch that was about a half a minute long.

"No, if I'm going to spend a half of a year with you, I have to get used to you two."

"What... about..." said Bee, but he trailed off when Cali looked at him.

"You're okay, better than them." she said, and that made him blush, but of course, nobody could tell.

"A... B... C... D..." belched Tripp.

"Coke!" yelled chase, and he was thrown a coke from Bee.

"Lime!" yelled chase, and he was thrown a lime. He mixed them toegther and took a very long ime drinking the first sips.

"Put the lime in the coke, you nut!" he belched, which induced almost audible laughter from Bee.

"I can beat that!" yelled Tripp, but he fell over asleep that instant.

"Weird." said Cali.

In Egypt, same exact time:

Tre was sitting in Mike's room looking at one of Mike's many magazines, which were all better than his, because Mike was allowed to have them.

"Hey, who's this?" he said while looking at the November issue.

Mike considered it for a while, and then said, "I think it's Shallie, the lead singer for the band the Fum's."

"Hey, where's Billie Joe?" Tre asked while turning the magazine around so he could see a picture that folded out.

"I think he said somthing about staying home... Or buying a phone... Something with a long o in the last word." Mike said while flipping through a Victoria secret catalouge.

"Hehehe. Hey, Tre, this is your futere wife." He said wile pointing to a girl in the magazine. Tre took it, and it was a skinny girl in grandma panties.

"Shut up, fucker." Tre said while giving him the bird.

Outside, there was a loud crash, and a yell of, "Oh, shit! You okay, dude?"

"Sounds like Billie Joe." said Mike, "Let's go put his passed-out ass in his room."

Tre replied with, " 'Kay."

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"J, dude, get up, you gotta get back to your house for tomorrow." was the first thing J heard.

"Shit..." was all he could manage.

"We'll help you to your house, come on."

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