Chapter 2

An: You like it? Good! Yay! On to the story!

In Athens:

"What the fuck." stated Tommie while rubbing her head.

"Drugged your milk." Mikey said guiltlessly.

"I don't like you?"

"Good to know." he said.

"Where's Chomper." she said.

"She just put all of our stuff on the caravan. She told me to wake you up and then go get J, so come on." he said while walking away.

J's room was very dark, filled with random drawings, mostly of girls. There were also pinups of random women, one of which Tommie recognized as the lead singer from the band The Fum's.

"Wake up?" Tmmie sasked J.

J opened one bloodshot eye and rolled over on his other side.

"Come on, J, wake up?" Tommie begged.

0.o (One hour later)

"J, please wake up!" yelled Mikey, who was turning himself on. (Remember, when he asked Chomper to stop yelling? Ahhh, good times.)

Mikey dragged Tommie to a corner, and whispered something in her ear.

"No!" she yasked.

Mikey just looked at her and she finally gave in. Tommie walked ove to the bed, got on top of J, and kissed him.

"HA!" yelled J as he rolled over and pinned her down. "I knew it would work!"

He made out with her against her will, and she got mad. Very mad.

Tommie reached up and tickled J. He finally backed off and Tommie flew to the wall and flattened herself against it with a look of horror on her face.

"You... Perv?" she managed before she started retching.

In Mika:

Tripp woke up and everybody was gone. He flew to the crystal, and panting, he looked around. His friends were walking twoard him, smiling. Tripp then realized he was only in his boxers.

"Having an affair with the crystal?" asked Cali, which made Bee laugh softly.

Tripp looked up and saw that he had both hands on the crystal, and he was panting. He flipped them off and turned to go home.

There was a yell of, "Look outside!" from a random girl, and all of the females that think Tripp is good looking looked outside hopefully. Tripp started running, and a mob of girls were chasing him. He made it home, and Chase slammed the door in their faces. He opened the curtains and flipped them off for his brother.

"Have you noticed they don't like me because I have purple hair?" Chase asked his brother.

Cali and Bee managed to get in through the back door, and locked that too, because when the fangirls realized that there was a door back there, they swarmed that, too.

"We have to leave." said Bee, his first words of the day.

"Yeah. Let's go." said Chase.

In Egypt:

"Come on BJ, wake up!" yelled Mike.

"Uugh, you know I fucking hate when you call me that." said Billie Joe, while rolling over to avoid the light of his window.

"Tre, help me out." said Mike calmly.

Tre bowed, and walked over to Billie Joe's bed.

"Wake up, wake up, wake up, I say! It's time to start a brand new day! You know what it is we all SAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!" he sang while beating on poor little Billie Joe's head with drumsticks.

"Wake up, little fucker." whispered Tre into Billie's ear.

"Fine, fine, I'll wake up, I'll wake up! Jeez!" he yelled at his idiotic friend, but then rolled over.

Tre decided that what he just did wasn't acceptable, so he knocked Billie Joe off of his bed and made out with him furiously. Billie still didn't get up, so Tre started stripping him.

Billie Joe played along, and stripped Tre, but then Mike broke things up with a video camera.

Mike was laughing, Tre, was blushing, and Billie Joe was smirking.

"I didn't think you would play along!" Tre yelled and blushed harder as he pulled his pants back on.

"What can I say? I'm a bi." said Billie Joe, who smiled more, and pulled his shirt back on.

Mike was on the floor by now, and was crying.

"Wanna make him wet himself?" Tre asked Billie Joe.

0.o

"So, we're leaving mom? Bye?" Tommie said to her mom and joined her friends on the caravan.

J was checking his email on his laptop, which he could only bring if he shared with the others. Suddenly, he started laughing furiously.

"What's so funny?" Asked Chomper.

J just shook his head and laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Finally, Tommie took the laptop, and saw what was so funny. Soon everyone was laughing so hard that they almost wet themsleves. Then came that part of the movie where Tre said, "Wanna make him wet himself?"

"I gotta pee?" laughed Tommie.

"Yeah, me too." everyone else agreed.

Then they stopped the caravan so everyone could use the bathroom, and then watch the movie again. It turns out at the end, Mike really does pee himself, and Billie Joe got it on camera, which induced more laughing.

"Hey guys, I think we should go find some myrrh?" sasked Tommie, but the others dismissed it.

"We got a half a year, why rush?" asked Mikey.

0.o

On the road, Tripp was very bored.

"Why couldn't we bring my laptop?" he asked.

"Because it would distract from finding the myrrh." said Cali, who was driving.

"And we aren't finding any today! So why not?"

"Just shut up and twiddle your thumbs, bitch."

Tripp did just that.

While Tripp was twiddling his thumbs, Chase asked his brother, "So, why are our names AAA and BBB? I mean, our real names?"

"I think the author was mad that the controller wasn't working with mine, and with yours, she was bored." Tripp replied.

"OH NO! I'M A BOREDOM CHARACTER!" yelled Chase, and jumped off the wagon.
0.o

On the Egyptian caravan, Billie was driving, because nobody wanted to go near him, Tre was rocking back and forth in a ball in the back, and Mike was still laughing his ass off.

"Why did you let him hurt me, Mike? Why?" he said in a paranoid whisper, his blue eyes huge.

"I'm sorry Tre, but you were the one who started him hitting you."

"It was just a joke! I didn't mean to send out the movie, but now he is trying to kill me!" said Tre.

"Don't worry, buddy, he won't do it again." Mike said while trying to keep a straight face.

"Promise?" said Tre.

"Promise."

Tre twitched some, and fell asleep... Well, after all, he was exahuated... I mean first thing in the morning! How tiring!

Mike laughed again, because Tre was twitching in his sleep, saying things like, "NO, don't hurt me!" and yelling loudly.

Mike motioned for Billie Joe to come to the back.

"Okay, buddy, your turn to drive." he said to Tre.

Tre quickly scrambled up to the front, and sat in a strange sideways postion so he could see both the road and his now evil person he was afraid of.

0.o

By nightfall, Mikey found a nice place for the them to camp, and Tommie started a fire, and was unleashing her inner pyro by playing in it.

"Stop it, you'll burn yourself!" yelled Mikey, although he found it quite amusing when an ember landed on her skin and she swatted at it and cursed loudly.

He even rolled laughing when she caught her shirt on fire and had to jump in a nearby lake to put it out.

"Where's J."

Mikey looked at his watch. "It's past eight. He's probably getting stoned."

Tommie considered this when another caravan came up and parked on the road beside them.

"Hello, do you mind if we camp here?" asked a selkie with purple hair.

Tommie was too busy thinking how hott the stranger was, so Mikey answered, "Sure, there's enough room for everyone!"

Purple head went to set up the caravan, and the others got off and introduced themselves.

"I'm Tripp." said a selkie that looked a lot like Purple head.

"My name is Cali." said a small lilty.

"And this is Bobobo, but you can call him Bee. He's a little shy." smiled Tripp.

Then Purple head came back and introduced himself.

"Chase." he said.

"Well, we can have Tommie pyro help you make a fire, if you want." said Mikey.

"Sure!" said Tripp, "We love help when we can get it."

0.o

By the time the other caravan fell asleep, the three stooges, as J nicknamed them, arrived.

"TRE!" Tommie yelled to her best friend, and crush.

Mike put a finger to his lips as Tre fell out of the caravan, stumbled a few steps, then fell face first into a mud puddle. He blew bubbles in it as he snored.

Mike picked him up and laid him down face up on a dry patch of land.

"Rough day." he said.

"Yeah, we got the video." said Mikey.

"No. Billie Joe beat him because he sent out the video..."

Tommie and Mikey looked pained.

"Billie! HEY BILLIE?" Tommie screamed when Billie Joe got off of the caravan.

"Hey, Tommie. How you guys been?" he said to them.

"Ehh. Okay, I guess. She caught herself on fire." said Mikey.

Billie Joe laughed and said, "Yeah, sounds like you to try to burn yourself, little suicide commando."

Tommie flipped him off and went to go cook. (Oooh, three birds in one chapter)
0.o

"Hey guys, I got us some more firewood!" Chomper yelled. "Oh, hey, Mike, I got the video. Hilarious."

"Can you not mention that around Tre? He's a little paranoid over that whole ordeal. Billie Joe beat him." Mike replied.

"Oh, okay. I'll tell J about that, too."

J fell out of the tree, and giggled.

"Did someone say my name?"

"No, J, now go to sleep."

"Okay!" snore

Tre got up and looked very weak. He stumbled over to the fire and sat down beside it. Wiping off his face, he said quietly, "I'm hungry."

"You can have some of our leftovers." said Tommie, and everyone looked at her like she was crazy.

"What." she said.

"You said a sentance correctly!"

"Na?" sasked Tommie, then directed herself to her crush. "So, do you want some of our food?"

"You did it again!" yelled Mikey.

"No way?" sasked Tommie.