Chapter 3

AN: This is Tommie's own chapter, 'cause when I wrote it, it seemed to follow her around.

Tre, Mike, and Billie Joe had all eaten, and everyone was about to go to bed, but there was a problem.

"I'm not sleeping near him!"

"You can sleep in our caravan." said Tommie, who still was getting looks from the others.

"I swear, I have no idea what is so strange!" she yelled.

Tre put his sleeping bag in the Athens caravan, between Mikey and Tommie. He wouldn't let J near him, because he resembles Billie Joe too much.

Tommie was quite happy, because it was squished with Tre in there, and they were quite close. Tommie was almost asleep when the snoring Tre rolled over on top of her. It was hard for her to breathe, but she didn't wake him up. She did, however, get mad when he rolled off. He was pretty warm, and one small sleeping bag in the fall is not enough.

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The first thing Tre saw was Billie Joe hovering over him, and he screamed and buried his face somwhere between his covers and Tommie's chest.

"J! You know you shouldn't scare him like that!" Tommie yelled defensively, as she slowly realized she talked in a normal way. "I'll be back in a minute, Tre."

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"Mikey? Mikey? I know you're in there?" Tommie yelled as she banged on the three stooges' caravan.

Mikey popped out and looked at her.

"What?" he asked.

"Mikey, when I'm around Tre, like when he's really close, I can talk normal?" she said excitedly.

"Good, why don't you chain yourself to him." he said, mad that she interuppted his card game with the guys.

"Don't take that literally, Tommie!" Mike yelled after her.

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When she opened the back door to her caravan, Tre jumped out and cowered behind her... Awfully close to her butt.

"J! Be nice to him!" Tommie yelled forcefully, and she could be taken seriously, because she was speaking correctly.

J grumbled and walked off, only to be tackled by Chomper.

"Get a room, idiots!" yelled Tre, although he saw the knife Chomper was holding.

J tried to get out of it by making out with Chomper, and they made out for a while, and then it was Tommie's turn to yell, "Get a room, freaks!"

J and Chomper walked away to who knows where to do who knows what for who knows how long. Tommie gagged and said something about how gross that was, but Tre wasn't listening. He cocked his head to one side, put a finger to his lips, and stalked off.

"Wonder what's his problem." Thought Tommie, as she walked over to the caravan from Mika, because the neglectful author forgot about them.

"See, I'm nice, I remember things?" sasked Tommie to the author.

It was last chapter since we mentioned them! Oh noes! Okay, whatever.

Tripp was having another belching contest with his brother, but stopped when Tommie came over.

"Hey, there, lady, what you doin' tonight?" he said slyly.

"Not you?" she said and kept walking.

Tripp looked as though he had bee punched in the stomach.

Tommie continued until she found Cali.

"Hey, Cali, wanna go swimming."

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Tommie was swimming by herself, now, Cali had gone saying if you leave those two together alone, it can't turn out good. Tommie went underwater for a minute and then came back up. She saw someone running to the lake and then doing a cannonball in. After she was splashed, she saw Billie Joe.

"Hi, Billie. Anyone else coming, or is it just you."

"Tre and Mike are coming in a minute. Mike is still trying to convince Tre that I won't hurt him anymore."

"Oh?" Tommie said.

"WAHOO!" Mike yelled as he jumped off a high cliff and did a flip.

There was hardly any splash as he dove cleanly in the water, as on the other hand, Tre's belly flop made a huge splash.

"Didn't that hurt?" Billie Joe asked.

"Not really." he said.

Tommie and Billy Joe were having contests to see who could touch the bottom, and both of them lost. Tre swam by both of them and touched the bottom about five times before he got tired. Then he just floated around.

"So, when are we gonna get myrrh?" he asked Mike.

"Well, probably tomorrow." said Tommie.

Tommie got bored while she was floating around, so she started singing Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Billie Joe joined in, and Tommie looked at him while he kept singing after she stopped.

"What?" he asked.

"You sound just like the real Billie Joe!" she said.

"It's a gift." he said whle shrugging.

"Sure, mr. songbird." she said teasingly, which made him blush.

"So, Tommie, since I slep in your caravan last night, why don't you sleep in mine?" Tre said playfully.

"Where are the other two gonna go?" she said even more playfully.

"It's not our problem." said Tre, winking one of his pretty blue eyes.

"Uugh, gross, let's get out of here." whispered Mike to Billie Joe, and the latter nodded in agreement.

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Mike and Billie Joe were hanging hammocks in trees as far away as possible from their caravan. One thing they learned was to not argue with Tre when he's horny. Which is a lot, but still.

"Whatch y'all doin?" said a voice... one that isn't that familiar. Who had a Southern accent?

Billie Joe turned around and saw the yuke, who was supposed to be the quiet one, actually talking to them.

"Making hammocks. We got kicked out of our own caravan." said Mike in an angry tone.

"Oh, well I usually come here when I'm bored. Good bye." he said and left as quickly as he had come.

"That was weird." said Billie Joe while tightening his ropes.