Chapter 4, same day

AN: Billie Joe's chapter! Yay!

"Hey, you know what was weird?" Billie Joe asked Chomper.

"What?" she asked.

"You know that weird guy that doesn't talk... Ever? Well he talked to me and Mike."

"Really? What does he sound like?"

"Well... He has a Southern accent." he said.

"Yeah, right." said Chomper, and walked off.

"No, come ba- aw, shit." Billie Joe said from lack of seducing anyone for quite some time.

"Hehe, you ai'n't got it in you anymore!" said Mike with his arm around some random girl he picked up. (Coughhookercoucgh)

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Billie Joe felt left out. He was bored, and he felt almoast depressed.

"What's wrong?" Tre asked him, unaware that he was feeling left out.

"Nothing." He said.

"Well, okay. You comin' to dinner?"

"Na. Not hungry."

"Okay, well, see ya later." he said while walking away.

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"Good night, Tre." said Mike in an forceful tone, because Tre was singing an awful song about him getting laid... and it only had three words. I'm, getting, and laid.

"Tre, why don't you go GET laid, instead of singing about it!" yelled Billie Joe.

" 'Kay, bye." said Tre, and he ran off.

"So Tre tells me you feel depressed... What's wrong?" said Mike as they both settled into their hammocks.

"I'm in love with someone I can't have." said Billie Joe.

"Come on, it can't be THAT bad." said Mike.

"I know I can't have them! They would kill me if they found out!" Billie looked up at Mike with tears shining in his eyes. Mike had never seen him like this before.

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Billie Joe needed help. Just one of those people who if left out there for long enough, they start to crack. Mike hadn't gotten it out of him, yet, but he knew it was someone going on this trip. Who he was in love with, I mean. Mike also thought Billie Joe was a basketcase, and his mystery love could be some figment of his imagination.

Or it could be him. Mike was one of the paranoid types. He shivered and rolled over. 'Need... Sleeeeeeeep...' He thought.

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The first thing Mike heard when he woke up was five crackling bangs, ang a huge thump. He opened one eye and saw Billie Joe laying on the ground with a silly grin on his face... Very similar to the one a toddler gets when he gets caught picking his nose or with his hand down his pants.

"Hey Mikey! I'm a woodpecker!" he yelled like the kid on the Life cereal commercial. 'Hey, Mikey likes it!'

"Muh name's not Mikey." said Mike with a yawn.

"Hehehe! Woodpecker is such a funny word." was Billie Joe's reply.

"Are you high?" said Mike.

"Na-uh, I'm perfectly low!" Billie laughed at his lame joke.

"What is your problem!" Mike yelled and kicked the tree. And then cursed while hopping around.

"MOMMY! YOU BROUGHT MY MEDICINES!" Billie Joe screeched.

"You take meds?" Mike said while still hopping. How he hated that tree.

"Yeah, they help me not go cukoo!" he said with that silly grin developing again.

"Guys! Where have you been!" Yelled Chomper from behind them. "One of you guys has to come get the myrrh!"

"I guess I'll go." said Mike. "This one's crazy, and the other one is sleeping like a rock."

"Hehe! I broke a window with a rock, once." Billie Joe said in his crazy babbling voice.

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"Uugh, you're like a two year old!" said Tripp, who was put in charge of Billie Joe while Cali, Mike, and Chomper went to go get the myrrh.

"Two! Foo! Blue! Shoe!" said Billie Joe.

"I'm not ready to be a father!" yelled Tripp.

"Oh, come here, did mean Trippy yell at you? Let uncle Chase hold you up." said 'uncle' Chase.

"Hehehe! Wheeee! I'm flying! Hahaha!" said Billie Joe.

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"Why are there no monsters?" said Chomper.

"I don't know. Why don't you ask them." said Cali.

"That was the dumbest comeback I have ever heard!" said Mike in a Simon Cowell voice.

"It was spurr of the moment, let's see you do better!"

"Cali, you scared them off with your temper!" said Mike.

Cali made the 'up yours' guesture and kept walking.

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Tripp paced around. He was gonna be in so much trouble.

"Mornin', what did I miss?" said Tre who finally woke up. His hair was sticking up on the left side, also, so it looked like he spiked up his bangs.

"Well, breakfast, Billie Joe going crazy, and lunch." said Chase.

Tre looked at his watch. "HOLY CRAP, it's THREE in the afternoon?"

"Yeah, what made you so tired, anyways?"

"I a'in't sayin'." said Tre as he crossed his arms and leaned against the caravan, but to his misfourtune, Tommie came out of the wagon at that time.

She yawned widely and kissed Tre deeply. Tripp giggled.

"Hey, what's up with Billie?" He asked.

"I'm confuzzled!" Billie Joe yelled while hanging upside down from a tree by a rope.

"Confuzzled is my word, gayfer!"yelled Tommie and climbed up the tree to beat Billie Joe up.

"EEEP! Mommy, did you bring my medicines?" he yelled as he was getting hit in the face.

"You take meds." Tommie said while shaking her hand out- she acidentally punched the tree. Bad tree, bad!

"How many times do I have to say this! Yes, they make me not cukoo!" he said after letting out an angry sigh.

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AN: Why did Billie Joe go crazy? Will they be able to fix him? Of course, but isn't it fun to think of a world with a crazy clavat on the loose? Well, there already is one, J!

AN #2: The 'two, foo, blue, shoe' thing is from some cartoon my step-nephew was watching, but the ryme was with 'solution', Uncle Chase is from my step sister, who said that to my step neice, 'I a'in't sayin' is from my friend, confuzzled is my word, but I sold it to Tommie, and gayfer is a word that my other friend made up.