Chapter... Which on are we on, now, five? Yes, 5.
The Quest for Billie Joe's Anti-Crazy Meds. (Yay!)

"Have you noticed that we haven't been in the story for a while?" said J.

Yeah, well I wanted to focus on Billie Joe's crazyness.

"What kind of an author names their character Billie Joe, anyways?" argued Mikey. (Yay, Mikey's back!)

One that loves Green Day, that's what kind!

"Well, can you make him dye his hair again? He's turning blonde!" yelled J.

Sure... For a price... Does the Dr. Evil pinky thing.

"Okay, the author scares me, now." said Mikey as he threw Billie Joe onto the caravan, who wasn't struggling against him, but rather singing a quite humorous version of Give Me Novacaine.

"Can't reamember a freaking thing!
Two plus two is overwhelming!
Give me medicines tonight and everything will be alright.
Tell me that I'm special anyway 'So gimme back my brain."

When Mikey and J heard the song, they laughed for quite a while. Mikey was rolling around on the ground untill Billie Joe popped out and said, "Come, preciousess! I need my precious meds!"

Mikey and J laughed more, and jumped in the caravan.

They drove up to Billie Joe's caravan, and banged on the door.

"I don't care what you're doing, Tre, we need you to come with us!" yelled Mikey.

Tre walked out with his hair sticking up in the back, his shirt on sidways, and he yawned.

"Sorry, I was... taking a nap." he said.

"You can do it! You can do it all night long!" yelled Billie Joe.

Tre blushed and went back inside. Two seconds later, he and Tommie both walked out looking like normal.

"OOOOOOH! I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MYER WEENER! 'CAUSE THEN I WOULD BE SO FREAKING SEXY!" yelled Billie Joe with the now trademark silly grin on his face.

"Yeah, crazy people really turn me on." said Tre sarcastically.

"I'm Brittany Spears! Do me, baby!" yelled Billie Joe and tackled Tre.

"Get in the caravan, you two!" yelled Mikey like an angry mother.

"And leave my Tre alone!" yelled Tommie.

Billie Joe and Tre got back in and Tre stayed as far as possible from him.

"Where we goin'?" asked Tommie.

"Loony bird forgot his meds." said Mikey.

"You take meds?" a random bird said while falling to the ground. He had flown into the tree that causes so much pain.

"GAAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Billie Joe, and then said quietly, "Yeah, they make me not cukoo!"

"Are you getting this on camera, J?" Tre asked his newfound friend.

"You bet, buddy!"

"Wait until we show him this!" said Tommie.

0.o

"Well, it's taken us a day, but we got to Billie's house. Alright, where's your pills, bud?" said Mikey.

"Up yours! Hehehehe!"

"Billie Joe, tell us where the hell your medicines are!"

"Uuuuh... In the cabinet!"

"Which one?" asked Tre.

"The one waaaaaaaaaaaaaay up there!" he pointed.

"That's going to take us forever!" yelled J.

"STOP YELLING, YOU'RE TURNING ME ON!" yelled Mikey.

"Sorry!"

"Don't be sorry, just shut up!"

"SORRY!"

"Hey, guys?"

"Not now, Tre, we're getting his meds!"

"Guys?"

"I said not now!"

"WE FOUND HIS PILLS!" Tre yelled exasperatedly.

"Where?" said J and Mikey from the top cabinet.

"In his bedroom."

"Gross."

"Shut up, it's not like you've never done it, J."

"Well... Cough" J said.

"Hehehe! We have a virgin boy in the area!" yelled Billie Joe.

"Take these." said Mikey, haning him the pills.

"I need wa-wa!" said Billie Joe.

"Uugh, we have to find water, too?" said Mikey.

"I'm so ronry, so ronry, so ronry and sadry arone. It's kinda sirry, but not rearry..." sang Billie Joe. (King Jong Il sang it in Team America, World Police.)

"Shut up!" yelled Mikey.

"Make me." said Billie Joe.

"Hey, here's your water, now take your meds." said Tommie, who found a glass of water.

"No!"

"For Christ's sake, Billie, TAKE YOUR PILLS!" yelled Tre.

"Ok." he said.

0.o An: Uuuh... Dr. Evil pinky thing belongs to Mike Myers, Give Me Novicaine is by Green Day, 'You can do it all night long!' is from some movie nobody likes, The Oscar Myer Weener song was made up by Oscar Myer, Do me, baby! belongs to Brittany Spears, but first belonged to some funky disco band, the Loony Bird is a sandwich at Loco's Deli and Pub, So ronry song is from Team America World Poliece, and wa-wa belongs to Helen Keller. Oh, and I think the 'don't be sorry, just shut up' belongs to Family guy. Not sure, though.