Being a Drummer is:
Getting away with things because you're in the back of the room
Being able to eat candy and not mess up your instrument
Relaxing, and/or writing things when the sucky trumpets have to do a measure by themselves
Trying to steal the book of poetry Elliot has…and suspecting that you have something to do with it
Rolling your eyes at the saxophone player who shows off all the time
Listening to the rest of the band when you play when you're not supposed to
Claiming you're the coolest part of the band
Proving that claim true
Looking at the two popular people there and wondering, "How the heck did that happen?"
Cringing at concerts when the other drummers do the wrong tempo
Arguing over who it was that was playing too loudly
Dressing like a Gothic person just to scare the two preps
Still sitting at the back of the room when there is a movie playing and you can sit where you want
Being able to sit in the really cool squeaky chair
Laughing hysterically when your band director makes fun of the saxophones with a sound similar to yyyAAAT!
Snorting in the middle of said laughter
Calling your friend (who is a flute) a sexy elf across the room during band practice
Flipping your tuba friend (who goes to your church) off because the teacher can't see you
That's all for this chapter, bye!
