Millenium Pen: Hello readers. I'm Millenium Pen. You cancall me MP though.Thank you for choosing my story. I already have a story out called Friendship Beyond the Grave. It's a dramatic mystery story. But I thought I'de take a crack at comedy. Anyway, this is a collection of crazy answers to questions YuGiOh fans might have. Hope you like them. Oh, and don't forget to Review!

Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!


What If...

...Yugi let Kaiba win his title back so he would just shut up already?


Yugi Mutou and Seto Kaiba are dueling. Yugi has no monsters, but one trap card on the field. Kaiba has no magic, trap, or monster cards on the field. It's his turn. He draws a card. The Life Points stand at Kaiba: 200 Yugi: 300.

Kaiba: -looks at card- Hahaha! This match is over Yugi. I play my Battle Ox in attack mode!

Kaiba sets a card on his duel disk. The image of a fierce Battle Ox appears. It has the attack of 1800. If it's attack succeeds, Yugi will lose the duel, and his title as King of Games.

Kaiba: Now my ox, attack Yugi's life points directly!

The large ox lunges at the spikey haired duelist. Yugi places his hand on his duel disk. He is ready to activate his card. Suddenly, a thought comes to mind. Kaiba is always annoying him and his friends, all because of this title. Yugi gets an idea, and decides not to activate his face down card. The attack strikes, and his life points drop to zero. Life Points- Kaiba: 200 Yugi: 0

Yugi: Argh! My life points!

Kaiba: Hahahahaha! I've done it! I finally beat Yugi Mutou! I am now the official King of Games!

Yugi: Yes Kaiba...you won. -thinking- 'Yeah right. It's so obvious that I let him win. His ego is just blinding him.'

Kaiba: Hahaha! Now that I have my title back, my life is nearly complete! Now I'll fly to California, with Mokuba, and start my own chain of amusement parks! -jumps on private jet and flies off-

Joey: Yes! He's finally gone! -jumps around for joy-

Yugi: Finally. Maybe now he'll shut up and leave me alone.


That night, Yugi is sleeping in his bed. It's 3:00 AM. Suddenly, the phone rings, breaking the silence for the third time that night. Yugi is awoken, and fumbles around in the dark, searching for the phone.

Yugi: -yawn- Hello?

Kaiba: Yes! I beat you Yugi! Hahahahaha!

Constant laughter flows through the phone line. Yugi gets an angry look on his face. With an irritated growl, and rage in his eyes, he slams the phone down on the reciever.

Yugi: Darn it all!


To Be Continued in the Next Quesionable Chapter...