MP: Hello, and welcome back readers. Here is yet another crazy installment to my collection. This one has two different scenes, but has the same plot. So, here we go with the next chapter. And please remember to Review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, stop reminding me!
What If...
...Joey Wheeler found the Millennium Puzzle instead of Yugi Mutou?
It's a sunny, bright, hot day in Egypt. Joey Wheeler is wandering around after getting bored on the class field trip and deciding to take off. He looks around, a bored expression plastered on his face. There is nothing but seas of sand in every direction.
Joey: Man this is lame. What kinda stupid field trip is-
Joey suddenly trips over something in the sand.
Joey: What the? What did I trip over? Hey, what's this?
The blonde boy finds something odd by his feet. He sees a shiney golden object buried in the grains of sand. It looks like a pyramid shaped necklace. But it's missing a piece. Oddly enough, there's a piece lying next to it. It is a small golden object with a weird eye shape on it. He picks up the necklace and the piece and puts them together, wondering what would happen.
Joey: Hm...I wonder what I could get for this on eBay...
Suddenly, the necklace begins to glow.
Joey: Gah! -drops necklace in surprise-
The light grows dimmer. As it does, a figure, resembling some sort of holographic picture, appears. It has spikey, multi-colored hair and crimson eyes. The figure has on the necklace, aswell as the same kind of uniform Joey is now wearing.
Yami: Greetings Joey.
Joey: Ah! Aw man, I've finally cracked...hey, wait a minute, aren't you dat kid in my class? Yugi...Mutou-was it?
Yami: No Joey, I am Yami. I am an ancient egyptian pharaoh that once ruled the land. I also battled the forces of darkness with the power of the Millennium Puzzle. But unfortunately, much of my memory of those times has faded.
Joey: Uh-huh...and what's with da necklace?
Yami: This is the Millennium Puzzle. It holds vast magical powers beyond mortal knowledge. And you, Joey, have been chosen to carry this ancient, deadly, power.
Joey: Oooh...kaay...whatever...
It's a long time later. Joey is in the middle of a duel. Possibly the most important duel of his life. He's at Duelist Kindom, facing Pegasus in the final match. Yugi, Tea, and Tristan are cheering him on. While Bakura and Mokuba are unconcious of course. Joey has the Millennium Puzzle on. Pegasus has no monsters on the field, but one face down card. The life points stand at Pegasus: 800 Joey: 400. It's Joey's turn.
Joey: Okay, moment of truth. It all comes down to this turn. Come on 'Heart of the Cards.' -draws card- Alright!
Yami: -appears to help- Yes! You've drawn the perfect card! Now you can use that card with that one, and then activate that, and-
Joey: Stop telling me what to do!
Yami: But Joey
Joey: I play my Red Eyes Black Dragon and attack you directly! -plays Red Eyes Black Dragon card and orders an attack-
The attack is about to hit, and victory seems assured. Suddenly, Pegasus activates his trap card. Magical Cylinder. The attack is fired back at Joey's lifepoints. The point counter goes to 0.
Joey: Noo!
Pegasus: Hahahah...looks like you lose Joseph. And you know what that means. I claim your soul as my prize!
Pegasus' Millennium Eye flashes. Joey can feel his very soul being ripped from his body. Meanwhile, the gang watches helplessly from the sidelines.
Pegasus: Hahahaha!
Joey: Argh! Aaahh! -soul is being torn away-
Yugi, Tea, and Tristan: JOEY!
Yami: -folds arms- Told ya.
To Be Continued in the Next Questionable Chapter...
