MP: Hello readers! It's time for yet another crazy answer to an even crazier question. This one comes from my good friend Melony Mutou (read her stories! they're great!...i mean it! read them darn you!). I'm sure this will be enjoyable. Or at least I hope so. You be the judge. And don't forget to review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!...But thank god for Kazuki Takahashi
What If...
...Seto Kaiba and Tea Gardener switched places
It's the first episode of the first season. Yugi, Joey, Tristan and KAIBA have arrived at TEA's company building to pick up Yugi's grandpa. They come in to find him on the ground gasping and Tea standing on the other side of the room.
Yugi: Grandpa! -runs up to check on him- Are you ok?
The whole gang runs up to Yugi's grandpa. They flip him over on his back and Yugi kneels at his side.
Yugi: Grandpa! Are you alright?
Grandpa: Yu...gi...beware...of her...
Yugi: Of who Grandpa?
Grandpa: T...Tea...Gardener...
Tea: That's right Yugi. You should beware.
The gang look up and notice Tea. She's standing with an evil smirk on her face, almost as if she's mocking them.
Joey: Hey you! What did you do ta Yugi's grandpa?
Tea: Your grandpa, Yugi, is fine. I'm afraid my technology simply overwheamled him...but his defeat served my purpose.
Tea holds up a card. It's none other than Grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon. She smiles wickedly and rips it in half.
Grandpa: My Blue Eyes!
Joey: Dude! You ripped up Gramps' Blue Eyes! Why you lousy bi -is censored by 4Kids company- Oops! Sorry...
It's the final battle in Duelist Kindom before Yugi and the gang enter the castle. Yugi is facing Tea for entery. It's the climactic scene where Yugi must choose to attack at the risk of hurting Tea, or lose. Yugi is struggling with himself. Tea calls out.
Tea: This is it Yugi. Come and win the duel! Unless you don't have the guts to attack!
Yugi: I've never backed down from a duel Tea, and I'm not starting now! Celtic Gaurdian, attack her Blue Eyes and end the duel!
Yugi's monster runs toward the melting Blue Eyes White Dragon. Suddenly, Kaiba runs toward Yugi.
Kaiba: Yugi! You can't do this! You can't take this risk!
Yugi: He's right. Stooooooooop!
Yugi's monster suddenly stops and stands still. Yugi falls to his kness. Kaiba stops and stands over him. Tea meanwhile steps off the ledge and orders her Blue Eyes to attack. It wipes out the monster and the rest of Yugi's lifepoints. The holograms disappear and the rest of the gang run up to Yugi.
Joey: Yugi, are you ok man?
Yugi: I couldn't control it...I couldn't stop...
Tristan: It's ok Yugi. Your grandpa wouldn't want to be saved that way anyway.
Yugi: No, it's not that...the presence...inside me. I coldn't stop it. It was willing to do whatever it took to defeat Tea!
Tea: Hmph. I should have known you wouldn't be able to carry out your attack. You're too weak.
Kaiba gets irritated. He starts shaking in silent anger. Suddenly he shouts out with tears in his eyes.
Kaiba: HE SPARED YOU! He spared you Tea Gardener!
Tea: He lost the duel...
Kaiba: The duel? Yugi may have lost one lousy duel monsters game, but at least he has a heart! Victory dosen't matter! Because no matter what, Yugi always has a heart, and he always has us! And what do you have Tea Gardener? What do you have at the end of the day? Tell me!
Tea: -growls and throws star chips up in the air, then catches them in a flashy, show offy way- I have all that I need! -she begins to walk away toward the door-
Joey: Yeah, just keep walking Tea! Yugi's twice da man you'll ever be!
Tea: -shouts back- I'm a woman you idiot!
Tristan: -turns to Kaiba- Hey Kaiba, can I ask you something?
Kaiba: -turns to Tristan- What?
Tristan: Dude...are you gay?
To Be Continued In The Next Questionable Chapter...
