MP: Hello again readers! Yes, the next chapter is up. This suggestion comes from Chibineko. Thanks! - It's a very good idea. I felt I could do more with this, but I wasn't able to come up with anything else. Oh well. Anyway, enjoy! And don't forget to review.


What If...

...Yami was evil


It's the first season of Yu-Gi-Oh. Yugi and friends are on top of Duelist Kindom. Currently, the fate of all they have been fighting for is being determinded in the raging battle between Yami/Yugi and Kaiba. It's the climax of the duel, and Kaiba has just stepped up on the ledge, threatening to jump if Yugi attacks for the win.

Kaiba: Well, what are you waiting for? Make your move and win. Unless you don't have the guts to attack!

Yugi: -to Yami- We can't do this!

Yami: -to Yugi- We must.

Yugi: -to Yami- There has to be another way!

Yami: -to Yugi- There isn't. -to Kaiba- Kaiba, I've never backed down from a challenge, and I'm not starting now! Celtic Gaurdian, attack!

Yugi's Celtic Gaurdian runs through the group of Kuribohs and is about to launch an attack. Suddenly, Tea tries to run to Yugi, in a dramatic slow motion type of movement.

Tea: Yugi! Stop! You can't do this! This isn't right!

Yugi: -to Yami- She's right! We can't do this!

Yami: -to Yugi- Oh yes we can! That guy's been making fun of me since we started this freaking duel! I'm finally shutting him up for once!

Yugi: -to Yami- No! Please, we can't do this! He'll get killed! W-we have to call off the attack!

Yami: -to Yugi- -groan- Fine...I'll let him live. Jeez, you're such a kill-joy!

Yugi: -falls to knees- STOOOOOPPPP!

Yami: -rolls eyes- What a wussy drama king.


After Yugi's friends gather around him and talk about the duel, Tea does her dramatic speech thing at Kaiba. Meanwhile, Yami sneaks over to Kaiba while he's distracted by the ranting girl.

Tea: ...And what do you have Seto Kaiba? What do you have at the end of the day? Tell me!

Kaiba: I have all that I need!

Yami: I hope you also have some good medical insurance too! -pushes Kaiba over the edge of the castle-

Kaiba: -falls- AAAaaaaHHHHhhhh! -hits several tree branches- Aaaahh! OW! Aaaahh! OW! Aaaaahh! OW!

Yami: Ahahahahaha! XD


It's the final duel to determine the fate of Yugi's Grandfather, and the next King of Games! Yami has taken over Yugi's body at the time, and is at the dueling arena. Pegasus is on the other side, smirking. Yami is asked to hold up the entry card that shows what prize he wants.

Yami: -holds up the card that has a blank white picture-

Annoucer: Very well. As you know, if you win this duel, that card entitles you to anything that Mr. Pegasus owns. His company, his island, his deck, even his Millennium Eye.

Yami: The only prize I want is...Pegasus' vast fortune!

Joey, Tristan, Tea: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Yugi: -to Yami- What? What are you talking about? We want Grandpa's soul returned!

Yami: -to Yugi- Screw your Grandpa! I need some freakin' money! How else am I gonna buy hair gel?


To Be Continued in the Next Questionable Chapter...