Disclaimer: I own nothing of digimon. No kids, mons, or entities(devas) are of my own design
"Oh no yous don't!" yelled Impmon, as he digivoled to Beelzemon Blast Mode. No way was this guy gonna hurt his tamers, past, present, or future!
PBeelzemon near passed out. How this twerp could be (isn't it interesting how neither will admit that it's their past/future self?) stronger than him was insane! HE was a mega! That twerp had gone farther!
He had no time left to think, because Beelzemon BM was pinning him to the wall.
"Now then," Beelzemon BM stated, "are wes feeling civil, or do I gotta dos somin' about it!"
"Lemme…..Go….." PBeelzemon choked out. Beelzemon BM was crushing his lungs.
PAi and PMako were shivering. And starting to think.
"If Impmon's future self (Oh, so they get it) turned into a bigger and badder version of that guy," PAi started.
"Then that guy must be our time's version of," PMako said.
"IMPMON!" they both yelled.
"It's about time you figured that out," Ai said, "Hi! We're you, but we're from the future!"
"What-" said PMako.
"Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts!" Makuramon said cheerfully.
"Makuramon, can't you do something!" yelled Ai.
"It depends, can you define something, you knowso I know what to, in case I feel like it. Trust me; I won't; unless you have a banana. Do you have a banana?"
"No banana, but we wouldn't give one to you anyway, monkey-boy!" yelled Mako and Ai.
"You two are definitely his tamers," said Makuramon, and nodded towards Beelzemon BM, "Oh, if I must."
Suddenly two blue orbs appeared, and each engulfed one Beelzemon. Then Beelzemon BM was released from his orb, as Ai and Mako ran over to him. PAi and PMako started to shiver as PBeelzemon was released from his orb.
"Now, how about a group hug?" asked Makuramon, smiling his annoying ear to ear grin.
Beelzemon BM put the claw of his non-laser covered arm on his hip, rolled all three green eyes, flicked his tail and said, "Ya gotta be kiddin' me."
"Do not fret, BZ-"
"WHAT DID YA CALL ME YA STINKIN' MONKEY?"
"Er… Beelzemon. I am kidding." This was said in a tone that plainly read: Please Don't Kill Me.
Ai, in hopes of sparing Makuramon, (she had a liking for monkeys) decided to change the subject.
"Um, Makuramon, what do we do about the problem, the one you were originally gonna tell us about?"
"What? Oh, that problem. You see, whatever interrupted the time stream was after your past selves. My guess is that they wanted to get you two alone and Impmon-"
"Beelzemon!" yelled PBeelzemon.
"Whatever! He wanted to get to your partner before he gained the strength of Blast Mode. Can you all think of anyone who would want that?"
"D-Reaper," replied Beelzemon BM flatly.
"Maybe the other Devas," mused Mako
"That Ladydevimon didn't like it when we chased her," said Ai.
"I believe that Miss Ai's suggestion is the most probable," concluded the Monkey Deva, "Namely because my brethren have the motive, but not the means. And the D-Reaper was destroyed. Plus, you could not have chased that Ladydevimon unless Beelzemon had his wings from Blast Mode.
"Hey guys did Renamon and I miss anything---- WHAT THE HECK!'"
Ai grinned nervously, "Hi Rika, Renamon. What's up?"
"Ai," asked Renamon shakily, "Have you two and your slightly demonic partner noticed that you have doubles?"
"Hey Foxy," said PBeelzemon, "Whatcha doin' here? And with ya stupid tamer?"
Even Renamon wasn't holding her temper this time. This meant there was no chance Rika would.
Biomerge Digivolution
"Biomerge Activate!"
"Renamon biomerge to….. Sakuyamon!"
"What the heck are ya-?" PBeelzemon did not get to finish his sentence as Sakuyamon whacked him over the head with her staff.
"Finally," she sighed, "peace and quiet."
"Awesome!' cheered Ai and Mako, while Beelzemon BM flashed a weak smile of general gratitude towards the female mega.
Makuramon was tired of being ignored.
"Hem-Hem," he said, "Well, looks like the bananas are out of the bag!"
"I taught it was cats."
"Bro," whispered PAi.
"Anyway, if the lovely Sakuyamon…"
"HEY!"
"That-was-a-compliment! Anyway, if she would be so kind, I can send Ai and Mako's past selves back to their correct time."
"What about His Evil Rudeness, ya know, mister unconscious over there."
"Beelzemon," snickered Sakuyamon, "You do realize that you just technically insulted yourself."
