Title: A Little Convincing, Drabble Challenge for 'Joke'

Author: Eleri McCleod

Email: elerimc (at symbol) lycos . com

Status: complete

Category: humor

Pairings: none

Spoilers: none

Season: any

Sequel/Series Info: none

Rating: G

Content Warnings: none

Summary: Sometimes Jack needs a little convincing.

Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. No copyright infringement is intended.

File Size (kb): 3k

Archive: Jackfic, FF . net, any others please ask

Author's Note: A third attempt at humor. I hope you get a giggle out of it. Huge hugs goes to Cokie for the pre-read. waves As always, any and all feedback is appreciated.

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"That's a joke, right? Ha, ha. Carter made a funny. Right?"

"I'm afraid not, sir."

"I don't like that answer."

"It's the only one I have, sir."

"She's right, Jack. This is important."

"Nothing's that important."

"I must concur with O'Neill. What they are offering is not sufficient reason to subject anyone to that."

"Sir, it won't cost you anything."

"Just my pride! Which has already taken plenty of hits for Earth over the years."

"Come on, Jack. It's only one evening."

"If anyone at the SGC ever hears about this ..."

"Not a word, sir."

"Utterly sealed."

"Tealc?"

"Teal?c?!"

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