FASH: …….. Anyways……….. I got nothing to say….. I just watched the entire series of Record of Lodoss War, the whole series; it was around six hours, SIX HOURS! Deedlit is kewl…. Anyways, here we go!

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Taylor grinned insanely, reaching a hand out and grabbing Kenny's shoulder. "OGA BOGA!" "WAHHHH! TY---SOOOONNN!"

Taylor laughed, wiping her eyes and making a 'shushing' motion with her fingers. "Be quiet, we're in a library." "Where did you come from!" "Sore wa himitsu desu!" (It's a secret.) Kenny sweatdropped. "You crazed Slayers fan."

"Kenny, you found him!" Max said happily and Taylor sweatdropped, Max was giggling, and she could practically see the sparkly bubble backdrop behind him. "Oh god…" Taylor sweatdropped and blinked, hands coming up in front of her and twitching. "Errrr…" "Somebody needs to get off the happy pills." Taylor happily turned to Rick.

"I do believe that you're the one who takes the happy pills Riiccckkkyyyy!" She batted her eyelashes and clasped her hands in front of her, Risk just sighed and shook his head. "You are such a Nancy-boy." Taylor gasped.

"Do you know what that means! An effeminate man! A homosexual! I'm straight I tell you! S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T like a kendo stick!" Taylor panted, cheeks flushed from both loss of breath and embarrassment. 'Geez Taylor, just go on and admit that you seem to like guys more than girls, it'll probably have the same affect as the show you just put on.'

"Taylor, the way you just said that, leaves a couple of doubts in my mind." Kai said, smirk on his face, Taylor really wanted to wipe it off, with her fist. Sure he was hot, cold and-'….. No way in hell am I going to start crushing on Kai! I'd rather date Michael… wait a minute, no, his damned eyes will get to me again.'

"Oh yeah! Well maybe I do think guys are hot! But Johnny Depp will always be more sexually attractive to me than you!"

Sadly, it seemed that everyone else had entered thelibrary at that moment, and had heard Taylor practically confess to liking men, in her current form that wasn't so bad, but seeing as she was actually a guy….

"Oh stop staring at me! I know for a fact that some of you don't fancy the sweeter sex to the fullest that you should!" She angrily made her way through hordes of people who seemed to part like the red sea for Moses, and all the while brown eyes belonging to a girl that we hopefully all hate glinted with this new information.

'Maybe it's time that I use that blackmail material, now then, who would blackmail 'Taylor'?' And so Hilary's little 'quest' began.

Chew, chew, chew, blow, pop. Chew, chew, chew, blow, pop. Taylor was happily chewing some bubble gum that Tala had given her. 'Ummm. Cherries, red like Tala's hair, but I'm sure that cherries taste better than his hair. Hehehe.' Taylor smiled at Tala, who seemed to be entranced by the movement of her mouth. Chew, chew, chew, blow, pop.

"Okay Tala, stop staring at my little sister or I SWEAR to GOD a very IMPORTANT part of your anatomy will suddenly be MISSING!" Hiro threatened the redhead, who didn't really care all too much, but hey, he didn't want Hiro trying to de-man him or anything. "Fine fine, but you do know that I'm one of the many people you have to stop, right?"

Taylor was not paying any attention to what was going on around her, namely Tala and Hiro getting all fussy, but she didn't care, not one bit. She had her gum!

Meanwhile, Hilary the evil had brought together all those who were interested in blackmailing Taylor, and had told them something very… Personal that Taylor had told her last new years when she was drunk. 'Soon I'll be sitting back and laughing as 'Taylor' has the most frustrating night of her life.' (And, of course, Hilary's plans never work….)

"Wha?" "I found this on the steps, it's for you." "But…" "But what?" "It's heart shaped." "sigh I can see that too Taylor, I think its chocolates." "Hiro, why is someone sending me chocolates?" "….." "…….." "Just take them!" "Fine, gimme!"

Taylor stared suspiciously at the sparkly red card attached to the box of chocolates and slowly opened it, and inside were words that she feared down to her very core.

We know what you said last new years, and you will meet us at Neon Skyz, unless you want people to know that you want to try out BDSM stuff with Agent Sands from once Upon A Time In Mexico.

Taylor's thoughts on this. 'What the FUCK? How do- who the- FUCK!'

FASH: Hehehe, I have a strange obsession with Johnny Depp, and uhhh, as for the BDSM thing… Uhhh, well, it's all very sexual, and I think you should look it up on your own if you don't already know what it is. Sooo then. Review!