FASH: Jesus! I can already feel my need to write this fic dwindling! In other words, I'm not as obsessed as I used to be, but do not worry, loyal readers, the show (or fic, in this case) must go on!
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Taylor sluggishly made her way into Neon Skyz, it was a sort of club for minors, no alcohol, no….. Alcohol……. Yeah, the main difference was the lack of alcohol… And possibly ecstasy.
'The card said 'we', so how the hell many people know about my… Umm, 'fantasy'?' Taylor blushed a most appealing shade of red, and then, she caught sight of a couple of familiar people. 'Dear God, what did I do to deserve this!' She saw the original trio of terror, Bryan, Tala and Kai, all glaring at each other, and then they spotted her. 'I wish Ricky were here, he'd beat them all up for blackmailing me.' Taylor gave a little wave, but ran into the crowd before they reached her.
"Bryan! You scared her away!" "ME?" "Hey, you're the creepy psycho." "You're the one who joined Boris, again!" "… He does have a point, that was very stupid." "Shut up!"
Taylor decided that she was going to sit in the shadows and look around for people she recognized, she just knew that those three weren't the only ones there, Michael Parker was too into her, and there were probably some others lurking around here somewhere.
'I am the deadly wall flower! MATH!' So far Taylor had spotted Kai, Tala, Bryan, Garland… That was a bit of a surprise for her, Johnny, which didn't surprise her all too much, Enrique, she practically had a coronary after that! Ozuma, which was at least better than Dunga. (Inward shudder) Michael, she just knew he'd be around there somewhere! Brooklyn…. Okay, insane guy after her, how fun, she'd seen Miguel, which actually wasn't all too bad, and lastly, King… No comment.
'I am going to fucking kill that fucking bitch when I get home! I'll rip her lungs out! GAH!' Taylor was very unhappy, of course, she was going to have to probably meet up with each of them to make sure they didn't spill her secret. Hey, she had just watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and obsessed over Johnny Depp, he was hot! Very hot! It wasn't her fault! "God damn you bastards!"
"… That wasn't very nice." Brooklyn commented and Taylor slowly turned to look at him. "You know what else isn't very nice, a whole bunch of you gathering together and blackmailing me! This can't even be considered a date either, there are too many of you! You obsessive, creepy, evil spawn of hell!" Unfortunately, Taylor's rant had brought some unwanted attention upon herself, and all her 'suitors' were now slowly surrounding her. 'Crap.'
"I hate you all." Slam! "Fuck off." Slam! "And go to hell." Slam!
Taylor had been hitting her head against the table, hopping that self-harm would keep all the guys away, but apparently they just worried even more about her alleged 'sanity', that and they knew she was just a little pissed off at all these people whom she would like to trust and call 'friend' had just blackmailed her into have this huge date-type-object.
"Stop doing that, you'll give yourself brain damage." "I didn't know you cared Kai." Taylor huffed and Kai just smirked. "There's a lot of things you don't know."
Now then, putting aside the fact that all the guys were basically glaring at each other, Taylor decided she was going to have some fun, so some fun she was going to have God damn it! So she signaled a waitress over.
'And guys always pay for the date. Ehehehe… Well, unless they're Dutch, but they're not… So… Yay!'
"Hi! I'll have a Tom Collins, Screwdriver, and some Pepsi, pleeaasse." She said n a sickly sweet voice, the waitress just gave her a look. "We don't have any alcoholic drinks." Taylor mentally whined. "Fine, I'll have the Pepsi, Cream Soda, Root Beer, and Tequila with lime. Just kidding!" Taylor happily waved the waitress off and looked deviously at her 'dates'. 'By the end of tonight, you'll be sooo sorry you blackmailed me!'
And, well, some of them were sorry and realized that they should not have blackmailed Taylor, because, you see, Taylor was fairly emotionally unstable, and she would much rather be looking through some books so that she could turn back into a guy. God forbid she has to go through her period or something, that would just be hell on earth, but, here is what happened.
When her drinks finally did arrive, Taylor decided that she'd never be able to spend all their money on drinks, she'd probably die from high blood sugar or something, so, casually picking up her cream soda….
She poured half of it over Kai's head and flung the rest in the direction of Tala and Bryan. Then quickly grabbing onto her Pepsi she hurled the contents at the rest of the male population, and then she nonchalantly sipped at her root beer.
"And if any of you ever tries to blackmail me again, you'll have worse things that soda thrown at you." And inwardly she was thinking. 'Damn it, I shouldn't have thrown the Pepsi.'
FASH: Well, I think I can safely say that none of those guys have wormed their way into Taylor's heart. Which is good enough for me, because I still have no clue who I'm going to pair Taylor/Tyson up with, but I guess that I just need to eliminate some people from the 'competition'…. And turn Taylor back into Tyson, yeah, that might be nice, and kill Hilary, that would be my highlight.
