I obviously do not own any of the characters from the show-or own the show itself or claim to own them (if I did I'd be rich and famous and believe me I'm not!)

Oh joy of joys, what a happy day, etc…

It's my birthday, by the way. Did I tell you that? No? Never mind. It's just another day of my sad single life anyway. You know if you sped ahead to my 60th birthday I'd still be alone. How depressing is that?

/Old J.D sitting in a rocking chair, circling a lonely hearts ad from a girl whose description reads "22 year old blonde college student. Likes older men"./

"God I'm a filthy old man!"

"What was that Bambi?"

And there's Carla…

"Oh I said I must call my Nan."

Nice save!

"Erm…right. I'll…see you later. I have to go over there now," Carla mumbles before slowly edging away.

Well done J.D! Just keep your thoughts to yourself next time, hey? Why can't I keep my BIG mouth shut!

/J.D's mouth clamped shut with a shop sign reading 'closed' hanging on his nose. He turns the sign over and the other side reads 'permanently.'/

Wait a minute, today's my birthday, I just spoke to Carla and she didn't…she's forgotten! Ah, there's Turk…He'll have remembered.

"Hey man."

"Don't you mean best man?"

"It's been, it's gone you made your speech, now forget about it already! You WERE my best man, now you're just 'man'. Anyway, Dr Cox has some patient he wants you to deal with."

Way to put a guy down! 0 out of 2 for remembering my birthday so far and looks like my only present is going to be some patient Dr Cox doesn't want to deal with.. Happy Birthday me!

/J.D unwrapping a large box shaped present. A very sick guy steps out with a ribbon tied round him and a giant gift tag reading 'Happy Birthday!' The man holds out a birthday cake but sneezes all over it./

I can hear Dr Cox approaching now. You couldn't miss that big mouth an the other side of the Atlantic!

"Hey Barbie, oh no wait, that's your little blonde friend isn't it?"

Little blonde friend? Ah, Elliot, she won't have forgotten my birthday!

/J.D opening the same box as before but this time Elliot steps out doing a (very bad) 'Happy Birthday to you.'

"I'm sorry J.D but I ever so accidentally forgot your present. Is there any way I can make it up to you? Any way at all//

I know it's kind of short and not very good but this is my first attempt at writing a script!