Chapter 2

Gojyo: Bwahahahahaha! Himitsu is a stupid wench!( starts

Gojyo: Hey wait! I was only kidding! painting mustashes on Himitsu's Pictures)

Himitsu: (pop outta nowhere)! I don't tink so. Don't forget, im an authoress.

Gojyo: What huh! What'cha gonna do to stop me! Dress me in a frik'in tutu!

Himitsu: (Grins)

Gojyo: Hey wait…..i was only kidding…..

Himitsu: (snaps fingers and Gojyo has a pink tutu on him)

Hmmmmmmmm…..theres something missing…. OF COURSE! (snaps fingers again and Gojyo is holding a little wand with a glittered star on top. Did I mention he's wearing a little Barbie crown that says, "I need a Hug"

Gojyo: No! I LOOK LIKE BLOSSOM FROM THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! –shrieks like a girl-

Himitsu: I punish u and say that u must wear this outfit for the whole entire second chapter. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gojyo: (tries to pull it off but gets electrocuted by lightning that magically appeared from no where) God damn u….

Himitsu: Mwahahahaha. The orders of the authoress WILL be obeyed!

On with the reguolar story……….

Goku: 0.0 …Gojyo……wat are u wearing?

Gojyo: -mutters- Damn wench of an authoressShutup damn monkey.

Goku: Sanzo! IM HUNGRY! Can't we go the the movie theatre now!

Sanzo: Shutup! Fine lets go.

Hakkai: Excellent! Hakuryuu!

Hakuryuu: (turns into jeep) Kyuuuuu!

Hakkai: (Looks at map) hmmmmmm…it seems to get to the theater that we must go over a 1000 feet deep canyon that is 50 miles wide. After that we must jump over a 500 ton ancient stone that will electrocute anyone who touches it.

Everone except for Hakkai: - stares wide eyed lookin very very scared…..-

Hakkai: (grins) sounds like fun! (cuts car into gear and presses the pedal to the extent)

Everyine except Hakkai: Hoooooooolllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Goku: Hey look! I see the canyon (sweats when he sees how deep and wide it is) I changed my mind, lets go home.

Sanzo: (beats up Goku with paper fan) Shut your mouth Bakazaro!

Gojyo: O shut up! At least u people get to die lookin kool! Look at me! I'm wearing a goddamn tutu for my death scene!

Hakkai: This looks fun! Lets try to get over it. (turns car into nitro mode) Here we goooooooooooo

(The jeep goes over the canyon…..its halfway there!...a third!...THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT!...or not. Awwwww, looks like Hakuryuu missed by a few inches and they're falling!)

Goku and Gojyo: (tears in their eyes) WHY US!

( They splashed into the river below)

Hakkai: (sweatdrop) Oh well, looks like I miscalculated by a few inches

Somehow, the gang miraculously got through the canyon and now they drove up to the big ancient rock.

Himitsu: STONE! ITS STONE, NOT ROCK! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL U! STONE SOUNDS WAY MORE OFFICIAL! WHO THE HELL IS NARRATING THIS FIC ANYWAY!

Narrator: I am

Now back to the story

Goku: Wow! Its so big. Can't we just climb it?

Gojyo: Hell no! it'll electrocute us! Anyway, I don't wanna get my pink tutu dirty!

Everyone: (stares and thinks to themselves, wow, he likes the tutu…)

Hakkai: Hmm. Sanzo, are u thinking wat I am thinking.

Sanzo: If you're thinking sledding, I'm with you.

Goku and Gojyo: What the hell are you talking about.

( Hakkai smiles and grabs Gojyo's shoulder. Sanzo grabbed Goku's)

Sanzo: As they say,Thick skulled dim wits can't feel any pain….well, barely.

( Sanzo and Hakkai flip the person their holding and slams them on the rock, ahem, I mean stone. Then they sit on him, Chrstmas Sledding Style!

Hakkai says, " This is very enjoyable" as they slide over the stone

Goku and Gojyo: Damn BZZZZZ BZZZZZ u BZZZ BZZZZ. ( BZZZZ means the electricity) OWWWWWW BZZZZZZ WWWWWWW

After a Painful half hour for a certain two people –snicker- They gang finally arrives at the movie theater

Gojyo: NO! My Pink tutu is ruined!