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Himitsu: I d-d-d-on't ow-w-n Saiyuki (Bursts out crying) BUT I WANT TO! WAHHHHHHHHH!
Sanzo: Oh shutup
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Gojyo: (smirks) Stupid authoress, chapter two ended so guess what you have to do?
Himitsu: Bleh! Fine fine! Stupid partypooper (snaps fingers and Gojyo's tutu is gone)
Gojyo: (looks down) Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!
Himitsu: Holy F'n Shit! (puts on sunglasses)
Gojyo: STUPID WENCH! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHES!
Himitsu: …………………………………(ding dong!) (you'll get to learn that whenever Himitsu has a ding dong or fox ears, it usually means she has an evil plan)
Gojyo: Wahhhhhh! I'm callin my art designer!
Himitsu: BWAHAHAHAHA! Too bad, its Sunday so he's off.
Gojyo: WTF! Since when the hell was it Sunday?
Himitsu: Since I said so (snaps fingers) (The day miraculously changes from Thursday do Sunday)
Himitsu: Oh well (fox ears) We can' have you running around like a stripper since this is only rated teens and the art designer is off so that leaves us with only one choice
Gojyo: You wouldn't!
Himitsu: Oh but I would! (snaps fingers and Gojyo's –ahem- "princess tutu" outfit is back)
Now back to the story!
Goku: Eh! I thought we passed chapter 3!
Hakkai: We did
Goku: (points at Gojyo) Then why does Gojyo still have his tutu on?
Gojyo: (says nothing, just rocks in the corner mutterin bloody murder to himself)
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Goku: Sanzo! Sanzo! Can we buy popcorn! Im Hungry!
Gojyo: Yea almighty monk, get us some corn that is popped.
Sanzo: You wanna dies (sticks banishing gun on Gojyo's forehead
Gojyo: Ehehehehehehe….no sire. I was merely concerned about your welfare. ( kisses Sanzo's feet)
Sanzo: Hn, Fine (goes up to line)
Cashier: Hello! What would you like?
Sanzo: Yes I would li- (gets pushed away by Goku)
Goku: Five large orders of popcorn pus two hotdogs, eight chocolate bars and 2 extra large cokes!
Cashier: (thinking) 'is this person for real?'
Sanzo: (Thinking) Korosu…..
Hakkai: Oh dear, (check wallet full of holes and cobwebs) it seems as if we are out of money
Sanzo: Hey old lady!
Cashier: What! (thinking) Old lady?
Sanzo: Do you take slaves?
Cashier: ……. O.O (thinking) WTF
Hakkai: Lovely! I think this one would be sufficient enough to pay for the cost (Takes out a large mallet and knocks Gojyo out and stuffs him into a sack)
Sanzo: Here's a personal slave for the trouble we made (Takes out his paper fan and knocks out Goku and kicks the uncounscious body into the sack)(hands the sack over to the wide eyed lady O.O)
Sanzo: (drinks the coke) hmmmm…..the bakazaru knows how to order……..
Hakkai: Come! The movie is about to start
Sanzo: yea yea
All of a sudden, we hear a person yell, HELP! And the alarms start ringing. All of a sudden there is the Fruits Basket Background suspense theme.
Himitsu: Ya know, the music background for Fruits basket. The one that is creepy and goes like " Ba bum ba bummmmmm…..bum (snapped fingers)…. bum (snapped fingers)….
Back to the story
All of a sudden we see two figures in ski masks all dressed in black zoom across the theater past a girl holding her mommy's hand
Little Girl: Mommy! Why is that man dressed in a black tutu in laced stockings?
Mommy: Ah! My eyes!
Past a couple of dudes
Dude #1: (Whistle) Hey cutie! Wanna Go home with me? (K.H: O.O)
Dude #2: We'll have you up alllll night!
The mysterious tutu bearer walked up to them and elbowed the first dude and kicked the second in the……-ahem-……reproduction spot
Tutu person: (high pitched voice) I hope I just erased your name from the gene's pool!
The two figures run up to Sanzo and Hakkai
Sanzo: (checks watch) You're late, the movies gonna start in five minutes
Gojyo: Shutup! I've been through hell!
Hakkai: hmmmmm seems like you've just prevented two people from being grandparents…..tsk tsk that's two less than last time.
End of Chapter
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Himitsu: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Im an evil authoress! I know how much all of you want to see the chapter of the mivie, but I left u on a cliffie!Bwahahahhahahahahahaha! –dodges flying tomatoes- Curse you!
