FASH: And here's the continuation of last chapter, I have decided that there will be romance in this chapter, I bet you're all like, 'Finally!' and want to stab me with dull knives. But before you go to your kitchens to get the butter knives to stab me with, read the chapter.
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"Wha-what!" Hiro was the first to recover and he looked at his little brother incredulously. "Oh, don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about, mom read those novels all the time, in fact I remember this one time-" "Stop talking Tyson." "- that we found one of the books-" "Stop talking Tyson!" "- and we were reading it, well, you were reading it, I couldn't read yet-" "Tyson..." "- and you told me that a eunuch was a womanly man." "…." "And to this day, I still do not know what a eunuch is."
Kai decided to provide this information for him. "It's a circumcised man."
Tyson blinked for a moment, and Kai vaguely wondered if he had to explain what circumcised meant, when Tyson mouth formed a small '0' shape and his eyes widened. "Damn. That has got to hurt!" He quickly turned to Hiro. "How the fuck do you have sex with a guy who has no-"
Ten minutes later, they were randomly walking in some random direction, the ice cream parlor was a family friendly zone, and they didn't like people who said 'vulgar' words loudly while little children were around. So they were kicked out.
"I still think that that waitress could have let us stay a little longer, she practically shoved us out of the building!" Tyson nodded to himself as his curious eyes made their way over to Kai's form. The dual haired boy noticed this and blushed lightly while Brooklyn and Garland glared at him. "What?" "Kai, are you a eunuch?"
There was complete silence for a moment, and then Brooklyn, Garland and Hiro burst out laughing as Kai was nearly blinded by rage. "Why…. Do you ask?" He asked lowly, eyes narrowing dangerously, but Tyson just smiled. "I was just wondering, since you knew what it meant and all, that maybe you were one." Kai smirked, grabbed Tyson and held him close, whispering lowly in the tense boys' ear. "Want me to prove that I have a-" Hiro viciously ripped Kai away from his 'baby brother' and gave Kai the best if-you-so-much-as-touch-my-brother-you-shall-die-by-my-hands glare. Brooklyn and Garland were also glaring daggers at Kai, in the metaphorical sense, and Tyson was already making his way down the path to his house, blush staining his face.
'Oh my fucking God! I can't believe that happened!' Tyson felt his face flush hotly and wondered what Hiro was going to do now.
You see, Hiro was a very overprotective old brother, at first it was just because he wanted to protect Tyson, then the whole 'your mother tried to do something very bad to your little brother' thing came alone, and Hiro then became… Super Hiro! Stalking all of Tyson's potential suitors! Able to get people to back off with just a single glare. It's a ninja, it's a blader, no, it's Super Hiro! (It's funny, cuz it's pronounced Hero.)
Anyways, getting back on topic, at least it wasn't Rick, Rick would have murdered Kai by now, and Tyson wasn't sure how he would take that. Kai was his friend, he'd known him a long time, but, was he really what Tyson was looking for in boyfriend material? He didn't think so. Kai was so confident, so ego-centric, and even though he was a really nice guy, he was cold, he was even still cold to Tyson at times, and Tyson was sure that wasn't what he wanted. He needed someone who saw him as an equal, not as a conquest, someone who, even if their relationship didn't last, would still be his friend in the long run. And someone who liked to cuddle. Tyson liked cuddling, and Kai was definitely not a cuddling kind of guy, hell, he wasn't even a 'hug me' kind of guy, he was more of a, 'let's kiss and have passionate sex, kind of guy, not that Tyson really knew, but that's the aurora Kai put off, and Tyson didn't like it too much.
'Out of all of them, I think Brooklyn's more of a cuddly guy, hell, the guy hangs around with a bunch of birds, he's a modern day, male, Disney Princess, and aside from him kind of reminding me of my mother the one time, he's an overall good person.' Tyson thoughts then turned to Garland. 'He's really physically attractive, he has a big family, and is really competitive, like me and Kai, he wants to be the best, because everyone else in his family is the best. But I'm not sure if his nature would just rub me the wrong way after a while of being alone with him.'
Tyson sighed, making his way to his house, he had to figure some things out, like who out of the three guys, that his brother was probably harassing right now, would be the best for him.
He reached the sanctity of his room and sighed again, he seemed to be doing that a lot lately, and he stared at the shadows of his room. If you looked close enough, they seemed to be like a black void, just waiting until someone who knew it's power could use it, transport-
"That's it!' Tyson shot up and stared deeply into the shadows, whispering one name solemnly. "Sanquinex." The shadows then began to stretch and soon swirled as a hooded figure stepped out of it. "You called." Sanquinex asked lowly, smirking as he took down his hood. "What do you need, oh great master?" He asked sarcastically and Tyson frowned. "This is serious, I need you to help me." "And how, pray tell, am I going to help you?" "You're going to give me some advice on who I'm going to go out with."
FASH: I'm pretty sure that next chapter will be deciding the final paring, and then I'll only have a few chapters left after that, because I want to make the last chapter really long, like the first three, so, there's maybe, three chapter left of this fic? But it's not as short as you think it would be, because that's going to be around fourteen pages long, which isn't too bad if I do say so myself, and I do say so myself. Review!
