Disclaimer:

Himitsu: Why da hell do I have to put a disclaimer for everysingle chapter of this story. I HAVE A LIFE YA KNOW! (sob sob)

Sanzo: (glare)

Himitsu: (shiver) yes master, i do not own Saiyuki...but i can have the fan, rite?

Sanzo: (beats the crap out of my with the fan )

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Narrator: (in a hushed voice) Behold, as the lights begin to dim and the Saiyuki characters will face their long lost destiny... (lights completely shut off)

Gojyo: HEY, I CAN'T SEE, TURN THE FREAKIN LIGHTS ON!

Narrator: SHUTUP! DON'T RUIN MY MOMENT

Back to the story...

Goku: THE MOVIES GONNA START, ITS GONNA START

Movie: 5... 4... 3... 2... - WE BRING U THIS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THE MOVIE WILL NOT PLAY TODAY!

( All the people who r reading this fanfics begin sharpening their knives and lookiing up Himitsu's address)

Himitsu: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! JUST KIDDING! DON'T HURT ME (dodjes the knives sizzling past her and runs for her life) IM SORRY, I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW U WOULD REACT! THE MOVIES GONNA PLAY! DONT HURT ME!

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The Saiyuki gang is quiet as the movie starts. All of a sudden, we see a Monkey man with a hairy face appear oin the screen.

Goku: ahahahaha, his must be the guy Gojyo's based on!

The Monkey: (speaking to a mysterious priest with no hair and a calm collective PEACEFUL face) Yo, old man, i'm son goku!

Goku: ... 00 AHHHHHHHH THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Mysterious Bald priest: Hello, monkey. I am genjo Sanzo. Pleased to meet you. I do not like alchohol, or gambling. I hate rude talking and i am proujd of my shaven Bald head. I especially despise guns and I feel that if anyone is based on a person like me, they would NEVER have blond hair with a Large gun, and a smoking addiction, with a bad mouth, an gamble for fun. I would also never threaten to kill let alone kill. I would feel like a disgrace if such a person was basd on me .(smile)

Sanzo:...

Gojyo Hakkai Goku: O.O ...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SANZO? A PIECE LOVING OLD FART! OMFG, THATS A GOOD ONE!

Sazo: (beats the shit out off them)

Gojyo: HMPH! well at least I bet that my characters kool like me!

All of a sudden, a huge bearded old man walked toward the mysterious monk and the monkey man in the movie.

Bearded man: Hi. I do not like to talk much. I am calm, collective, and hate rude mannered people who look at women.

Gojyo: (thinking) This has Got to be the guy Hakkai was based on! (snicker)

Bearded man: My name is Sha Gojyo.

Gojyo: (mouth dropps down onto the floor so that all the cockaroaches crawl into it. ) ARGH! GET IT OFF ME! I HATE BUGS! MOMMY!

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Himistu: BWAHAHAHAHAHA three of the characters have been revealed, ONLY HAKKAI IS LEFT! WHAT WILL HIS REACTION BE, PLUS, WE HAVE A NICE FINISHING BONUS FROM TWO PEOPLE WE HAVE PREVIOUSY MET. CAN U GUESS WHO. EVERYTHING IS REVEALED ON THE FINAL FIFTH CHAPTER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sanzo: Someone shut the old lady up.