NO! I'm the real one!
Fianl Chapter Da da da dummmm
Disclaimer:
Himitsu: Grrrrrrrr five times in a row! A FRIKIN FIVE! Y MUST LIFE TORTURE ME SO? I DON'T OWN SAIYUKI!LEAVE ME ALONE! (sob sob)
Goku: Have you ever thought of visitiong an asylum?
Himitsu: I did, they kicked me out
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The movie continues...
Goku, Sanzo, and Gojyo are all huddled into the corner with purple gloom clouds hanging all over them. Sigh, life kicks ass...
Himitsu: (appears in a poof of smoke) Bwahahahahahaha! I have decided to join you in the final chapter of this story written AND editted by yours truly!
Gojyo: Damn! why doesn't that old hag ever leave us alone!
Himitsu: Old...Hag...? I am ...old? SANZO!
Sanzo: What da hell do u want?
Himitsu: (takes out a dvd set with a cover so horribly gruesome, it is forrbidden to be shown in public or even privately) BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Four sets of the most horribly gruesome videos ever created! Stored in the underworld for all eternity! Rated for voilence, horror scenes, nasty language, and evil bunniew taking over the world!
Gojyo and goku: (shudders, crossing themselves) kuwabara kuwabara kuwabara kuwabara...(note: chanting kuwanbara is actually a spell against evil)
Sanzo:(gleam in eyes) i suppopse there is a price?
Himitsu: u bet! just beat the crap out of gojyo
Gojyo: Hey! Wait! look, i was kidding!
Sanzo: (smirk) two birds with one stone (takes out paper fan and smacks it into his other hand and starts advancing towards Gojyo)
Gojyo: ...mommy!
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Hakkai: excuse me but shouldn';t we get back to the movie? and i seem to have noticed tha i haven't talked once in this wholoe chapter.
Narrator: yea yea, and now the movie continues...
The four gangs are now watching the movie with Sanzo grinning maniacly holding his dvds close, Goku dying from starvati0on, and Gojyo, suffering from...painful paper cuts.
Suddenly we see a pig man walking up to the other three characters in the movie
Pigman: Yo! sup!
Da real Son Goku: Yo...why r u a pig?
Pigman...well, ya see...i got in trouble in heaven for being horny...so this is my punishment...i am Cho Hakkai
Hakkai: ...me? horny?...(faints with hand on his head like with the ladies)
all through his uncounciousness, Hakkai was muttering, "i'm sorry! OW, mom, dont hurt me. It wasn't my fault for getting hormones!
The movie has ended and the gang was walking out
Himitsu: Actually they were more like sobbing out...
ALL OF A SUDDEN! WE SEE TWO FAMILIAR FIGURES! ITS ITS ITS!
Gojyo: OMFG! I RECOGNIZE YOU! YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE- ...who are you again?
There are two teenager boys walking towards them.
First one: OFFICER ARREST THESE MEN!
Officer: Huh? why
Second one: These people kicked MY DOG!
Officer: Your dog?
Gojyo: HEY! I REMMEBER YOU!
FLASHBACK
First one: HEy cutie, wanna come home with me tonite?
Second One: We'll have you up allllllll nite
Mysterious tutu person: (elbowed the first boy and kicked the second in his...(ahem) reproduction spot)
(high piched voice) I HOPE I JUST KNOCKED U FROM THE GENE POOL!
END OF FLASHBACK
Gojyo: uh oh...
Second boy: Now i can't be a grandfather and - (starts crying) I CAN'T MOLOEST THEIR CHILDREN!
Himitsu: Ok thats just nasty...
Gojyo: HUH! its the hag! when did u pop up?
Himitsu: (anime vein) twitch twitch. i originally came to save you but...(evil grin) what the heck (snaps fingers and Gojyo's tutu is back but this time with lacey underwear.)
(stuffs him in a cage and hands it the second boy.) HAVE FUN
THE END!
Gojyo; HELP!
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Himitsu: Please also read my other story that is Yu Yu Hakusho called Battle Royale Himitsu Style
It is most entertaining. I hope you have enjoyed this fanfic as much as I enjoyed typing it (which isnt much...) Thank you again (bows) We are very agrieved to have you go, rite guys?
Ssanzo: Go to hell
