Shippo and the Worm…

The title says it all! HAHAHA! If you guys read my other fan fiction, 'When Kikyo Attacks' you would know that Shippo was gonna be friends with a worm but Kagome had to ruin his day and throw it off a cliff! Nice going Kagome! He could've gotten therapy from that worm!And yes people did report me butI won't go down without a bloody fight! MUWHAHAHA!andi got this taken away but i brought it back with my bloody hands! (not literally) OH yeah and thank you FlamingRedFox for fixing this and putting it into wrotong form.

Remember: I do not own the characters from Inuyasha. If I did bad stuff would happen to Kagome, and Kikyo would rule the world…i only own the Worm...i think

Ok the gang is just walking…

"I'm bored!" whined Shippo.

"If you're so bored, why don't you go and fall off that cliff?" scoffed Inuyasha while pointing at a big cliff.

"Sure why not!" exclaimed Shippo, brightening as he ran towards the cliff.

"OMG! Inuyasha! SHIPPO!" shouted Kagome, running after Shippo.

While running, Shippo spotted a worm. " HEY look! A worm!" he shouted and stopped to look at it.

Kagome ran up to Shippo panting. "SHIPPO! Are you ok?"

Shippo continued to play with worm, oblivious to everything around him.

"SHIPPO! It's not nice to ignore me!" Kagome whined at the rest of the gang neared them.

Kagome shouted at Inuyasha now. "INUYASHA! Why did you say that? He could of got himself hurt!"

"Well, he said he was bored," reasoned Inuyasha.

"That's not getting him occupied…that's getting him KILLED! SIT!" huffed Kagome.

Inuyasha created a small crater in the ground. "OW WENCH! Look, I didn't think that he was THAT stupid and would go jump off the cliff…" Inuyasha complained.

Still angry, Kagome exclaimed again, "SIT! SIT!" Inuyasha's crater slowly enlarged.

Shippo was playing with worm, not paying attention. He started talking to the worm. "You are my new best friend! What's your name? …Ralph! Cool! Yeah me too!" He continued to babble to the worm.

"What are you doing Shippo?" questioned Kagome.

"This is my new best friend, Ralph. Say hello, Ralph." Shippo pushed Ralph in Kagome's face.

"EEEEEEK!" screamed Kagome as she ran behind Inuyasha. "Inuyasha do something!"

"You know he could be a spy for Naraku! Let's kill it! MUWHAHA!" cackled Inuyasha.

"GASP! NOOOO! My friend would never do that!" cried Shippo.

"You do know that it doesn't have a brain, so it can't really talk to you. And besides…" Kagome said as tears welled up. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BESTEST FRIEND!"

"Well, Ralph is replacing you," Shippo stated.

"This is ridiculous. When you're done, I'll be over there," said Sango walking away, Miroku tagging along behind her.

"Let me see it, I mean Ralph. I promise I won't hurt it," coaxed Inuyasha.

"Something tells me not to trust you, but OK!" Shippo handed Ralph to him.

"Perfect…" Inuyasha smiled evilly.

"Inuyasha… I don't like the look your giving Ralph. Can I have him back?" said Shippo nervously.

Inuyasha: "MUWHAHAHAHA! HE IS MINE! MUWHAHAHA!" shouted Inuyasha maniacally. He ran away with worm. Kagome anime sweat-dropped as she watched him go.

"RALPH! NOOO! We were so close… he was like a brother to me! WAH! No-oo-oo!" bawled Shippo.

Kagome gave a bear hug to Shippo. "Shippo…?"

"Yeah?" he sniffled.

"Now that Ralph is gone, I'm your bestest friend, right?"

"Um…" Shippo stalled as an anime sweat-drop formed.

"You're not answering!" exclaimed Kagome.

"Um, I got to go…" Shippo made arock statue of himself and ran away.

"Hey! GET BACK HERE!" shouted Kagome chasing after him.

And I'm done! I'm glad I wrote that down… it got stuck in my head and I thought it would make a funny and awkward story. So R&R!