Disclaimer: I don't own Religion, Metal, Nintendo, or Cupcakes.
I got side tracked from my other stories by many things; one of them was my trip to Minnesota for a week and my new Nintendo DS. While playing the game, really weird story worthy ideas came into my head. So now I would like to present:
WWLD
"I am Jesus!" Luigi cried from behind a looked door.
"Whatever you Stooooopid half wit" King Boo said swirling a key in the air. "Hey large po'ed goomba and freakish ice mustachy thing, you done yet? Bowser said to hurry up before that little green dinosaur came."
"Yeah" they both said. The three villains hurried out the door.
"But I wanted to play some mini games!" Goomboss whimpered.
"Get over it." King Boo retorted. Just when the three got into their paintings Yoshi unlocked the front door and started collecting stars. Finally he got enough to go after the three. Yoshi took care of the Super Mario villains as if they when his own. He then opened the doors and saved Mario, Wario, and Luigi.
"I'm getting the heck outta here" Luigi cried running out the door.
"Me too." Wario said running right after him.
"Well-a Yoshi, I guess-a It's-a just you and-a me!" Mario and Yoshi continued on in the castle.
Luigi ran into town and hid in a Toad's house. And Wario accidentally tripped and hit a ? block and fell into the moat. He walked around for a little bit until he found a way out. When he got out he took a few steps and stopped. "OOOH NO!" He was starting to rust and the? block's effect didn't where off for some time. He stood there in the garden, frozen like a rusty statue for ever.
As Luigi made his way around town he started to get bored. "Hey little Toads come here." He walked over to a lake. "Check this out." He ran onto the water and looked down at the deep dark water below him. Still on top of the water the turned to the crowd of Toads and yelled "I'm Jesus! PRAY TO ME!"
All the Toads looked at each other, they knew it was only the stupid brother of Mario, they didn't know what his real name was. "Really?" a Toad cried in a raspy voice.
"uh… Yes" Luigi replied walking back to the crowd. "I can walk on water can't I?" he went to a ? block and got the flower from within. He vanished before their eyes and reappeared behind them.
"JESUS!" the crowd of Toads cried happily.
Meanwhile in the castle Mario and Yoshi had just saved the princess. Peach wanted some rabbit stew so Mario and Yoshi searched the castle high and low for the tastiest rabbits according to Yoshi, the shiny bunnies! They caught seven of them and they here looking for the last one. They mistakenly grabbed a red rabbit. The rabbit started yelling at Mario and called him a Rabbit Grabber. Mario was taken back; he didn't like to grab rabbits… or did he? They found the last shiny bunny and took then to Peach. She cooked them up and they had a nice feast. To work off dinner Mario went out into the garden to grab rabbits to see if they had mini-game keys. The rabbits attacked the poor plumber. And Yoshi got food poisoning.
Back in town Luigi was getting a little drunk. He started flirting with his one girl. "I got this –hic- girlfriend…. And her name is daze…. Daisy…. She's no where as pretty as… you." The girl hopped back.
"You are lusting after another woman? That's a sin! You can't be Jesus, He ever sinned!" she screamed at the top of her voice "IMPOSTER, BLASPHEMER! STONE HIM! STONE HIM!" everyone came around with rocks and beat Luigi to death…
The moral of this story is, Changing a classic and pretending to be something you're not can always leave a mark…
Sorry it was short, dumb, and pointless. And you really won't get it if you've never played the game… or have read the Bible. Well hope you enjoyed it, if anyone could, Peace out.
