Konnichiwa, Sakuma here. Here's chapter 2:

The Next Day:

Yuki woke up, and instantly knew he wasn't feeling well. He felt dizzy and was coughing more than usual (A/N: I don't think he coughed much, but oh well).He fished around his medicine cabinet until he found a thermometer, and took his temperature.

"101.5, I have a fever," Yuki thought to himself.

He felt someone collide with him. He turned to see Kyo, who looked crazy. His hair was a mess; he had one of Tohru's ribbons in his hair, mix-matched socks, a black shirt, a white tie, and green shorts on.

"Kyo, are you INSANE," Yuki asked.

"Come quick Tohru's dead,' said Kyo, leading Yuki to Tohru's bedroom.

Inside Tohru's neatly kept room, Tohru was still fast asleep.

"Kyo you baka, she's just sleeping," said Yuki.

"Oh, never mind then," Kyo said happily.

"Where is Shigure,' asked Yuki.

"On the roof,' Kyo said casually.

"What?"

Yuki rushed outside to see Shigure standing on the roof, singing I Wanna Be a Cowboy (A/N: It's a song by Boys Don't Cry)

"Shigure, get down from there," Yuki yelled.

"Yeah right, this is too much fun," said Shigure.

"Shigure, you have until the count of three," Yuki threatened.

"No!"

"One…"

"No way, I'm staying!"

"Two…."

"Guess what," said Kyo.

"WHAT!" yelled Yuki.

"I know…..how to count…ALL DE WAY…… to Schfifty-five,' said Kyo.

"I DON'T CARE," Yuki yelled.

"Shwam,' said Kyo.

"You shut up. Shigure, don't make me come up there!"

"Doo, doo and hief, scheven."

"SHUT UP KYO," yelled Yuki.

"I wanna be a cowboy," Shigure sang.

"Schfourteen-teen, schtwenty-scheven heif, 27, 37," Kyo sang.

"What you say," sang Shigure.

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU," Yuki yelled.

"Never!" Kyo protested.

Yuki was not liking this. He felt horrible and needed best rest, but these idiots wouldn't behave.

"Greetings younger brother,' a voice said

Yuki whirled around and say his older brother in an outfit worse than Kyo's. Ayame was wearing a dark green dress(A/N: almost like a green maid's outfit) with a set of fake silver wings in the back and a fake wand that he was waving around.

"I have come to save the day, because I am THE SOCK FAIRY," said Ayame.

"Come again?" Yuki said, confused.

"I will take ALL OF YOUR SOCKS, and wash them, hence the name the Sock Fairy,"said Ayame.

Before Yuki could say anything, Ayame shoved Yuki to the ground and pulled Yuki's socks off. He then climbed out on the roof to see Shigure.

"Aaya, what brings you here in this…..interesting getup," said Shigure, eyeing Ayame's dress.

"Well, Gure-san, I am the Sock Fairy. I must wash all the socks in this house," said Ayame.

"By all means, take mine!" Shigure said excitedly, throwing his socks at Ayame.

"Now, Kyon-kichi, I must have your socks too," said Ayame.

'Hell no, not my pretties," said Kyo, staring at his pink frilly sock, and his black and gray striped one.

"Then I will WASH THEM BY FORCE," Ayame yelled.

Kyo ran fast, while Ayame jumped from the roof and chased him.

"Get down here!" Yuki yelled at Shigure.

"What are you? My mother?" said Shigure.

"Hell no, now get down," Yuki yelled.

"Nope, don't feel like it," Shigure said, testing Yuki's patience.

Yuki couldn't take it anymore. He climbed on the roof, but by the time he got up there, Shigure jumped off.

"I changed my mind," Shigure teased.

"Damn it Shigure, I'm gonna wring your neck,' Yuki threatened.

"Ooo, I'm scared now," Shigure said sarcastically.

Yuki climbed down from the roof carefully, since he had a fever. Shigure didn't see Yuki as a threat and just scooped Yuki up as soon as he touched the ground.

"Put me down!" Yuki protested.

"Nah, I don't feel like it," said Shigure.

Hatori's Office

Hatori was observing this from his hidden cameras and laughed.

"You will feel my wrath, Yuki Sohma. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE," Hatori declared.

"Uh, Hatori-san, Akito is ready for his checkup," a maid said from outside.

"Fine, tell him I'll be there," said Hatori.

So what do you think? Please review