Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or Foamy the Squirrel
Konnichiwa, Sakuma here. I'm starting to get better about updating, since school is almost out. Here's chapter 6:
A few minutes passed by, and Yuki was growing more and more uncomfortable with being taped to a chair. He heard the door being opened and half-expected to see Hatori. Instead he saw Tohru.
She was not in her uniform, but was dressed up like Elektra, with one sai in her hand, and one in her belt.
"Honda-san? Is that you," Yuki asked.
"That's Elektra to you," Tohru said.
"Can you help me?" Yuki asked.
"Sure," Tohru said.
She ripped the tape off of Yuki, and set him free. She ripped the tape off of Kyo, and woke him up.
"OW! Damn it that hurt," Kyo complained.
"Catwoman?" Tohru asked.
"Elektra?" Kyo asked.
"Yay, my sidekick!" said Tohru.
"Yay, my master!" Kyo said.
"Come my minion, we will defeat the evil villain Hatori," said Tohru.
The two ran out of the classroom and Yuki ran to catch up with the two. He ran into the hallway, but saw no one in the halls.
"What the hell is going on?" Yuki thought to himself.
Yuki turned around and saw Shigure, dressed up as a cowboy, riding on the back of a cow. That cow, it couldn't be…
"Shigure, don't tell me that's Haru," Yuki said to Shigure.
"Actually, it is," Shigure said.
"What's with the get-up," Yuki asked.
"Oh this? I'm a cowboy," said Shigure.
"No you're not, you fucking bastard," Haru said, pissed off.
Before he could say anything else, Haru transformed back into a human.
"Oh, this is just great! I'm standing naked in a hallway. Go get my clothes before I strangle you, dumbass," Haru growled at Haru.
Shigure ran off to fetch (A/N: no pun intended) Haru's clothes.
"What the fuck are you staring at?" Haru said to Yuki.
"Not you," Yuki replied.
"Screw you, I'm leaving," Haru said.
"Well good luck walking around school naked," Yuki said evilly.
Haru stopped dead in his tracks and glared at Yuki.
"You suck," Haru glared.
They waited a few more minutes and Shigure returned, with clothes.
"I have retrieved your clothing," Shigure said triumphantly.
"Shigure! Do I look like a fucking girl to you?" Haru said angrily.
Shigure had not gotten Haru's clothes, but a girls' uniform instead.
"Well its that or nothing," said Yuki.
"I hate you."
Haru changed into the uniform and then slapped Shigure across the face.
"That's for making me wear girl's clothing, you bastard," Haru said.
Shigure ran for his life and Haru chased after them. Yuki followed Haru for no reason. It was just their luck that they ran into Momiji, who was convinced that he was the hall monitor.
"STOP!' Momiji yelled, waving a red STOP sign around.
Shigure and Haru continued to run, which pissed Momiji off.
"Get back here!" he yelled, chasing after Haru and Shigure.
Yuki gave up trying to catch up with the three. He went his own way and ran into Akito.
"Yuki-kun. I missed you so much!" Akito said.
"Really?"
"No," Akito said.
"Oh," Yuki said.
"I have a song, that I want to dedicate to you," said Akito
"What?" Yuki asked.
"I will kill you all, nothing you can do about it. I will kill you all, nothing you can do about it. Squirrelly wrath. Squirrelly wrath. Squirrelly wrath. You're gonna die, nothing you can do about. You're all gonna die, Squirrelly wrath," Akito sang. (A/N: I kinda changed the song a bit)
"You're not a squirrel," said Yuki.
"Go to hell," said Akito.
"Yeah yeah," Yuki shrugged.
"Come with me, my minion," said Akito.
"I'm not your goddamn minion," Yuki said angrily.
"Shut up! Yes you are!' Akito argued.
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Akito?"
Yuki turned around and saw-
