"Hey Kyo?" Yuki asked.

"Yeah," Kyo answered, still eating cream cheese.

Yuki was speechless. He just kept staring at Kyo, who was still sitting on his lap. Kyo's hair was still a mess, and now he made cream cheese smudged on his face. He looked so…….. childish.

"Whatcha staring at?" Kyo asked.

"You have cream cheese all over your face," said Yuki.

Yuki grabbed a napkin off of Tohru's desk and wiped the cream cheese off of Kyo's face.

"Ack! What are you, my mother," Kyo yelled.

"Hell no, your face is a mess and it was bothering me," said Yuki.

"A likely story!" Shigure yelled from the closet.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Tohru screamed, throwing a book at the closet door.

"I'm going to go get more coffee," said Tohru.

"You drank that entire coffee pot?" Yuki asked.

"Nope, Kyo helped," Tohru said.

"I'M NOT KYO!" Kyo yelled.

"Yes you are!" Yuki said.

"OK, whatever you say," Kyo said, purring.

"Kyo?"

"Yeah?"

"You're scaring me."

"That hurts my feelings!" Kyo yelled, and then he started to cry.

Yuki thought he was faking it at first, but they were real tears. Yuki had never seen Kyo cry. It was kinda freaky.

"I'm sorry Kyo, I didn't mean to make you cry," Yuki comforted.

"But you did," Kyo sniffed.

"What if I get you more cream cheese?" Yuki asked.

"I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!" Kyo yelled.

"OK, let's go!" Kyo cheered.

The two left Shigure in the closet and left to find more cream cheese. Yuki couldn't understand why Kyo loved cream cheese so much (A/N: YUKI YOU BAKA!). They heard a huge crash and rushed to see who got injured. It was Ritsu (A/N: poor Ri-chan)

"Ritsu, are you OK," Yuki asked.

"I'm sorry! I think I broke my arm. I'M SORRY!" Ritsu yelled.

"Cream cheese will make it all better!" said Kyo.

"No it won't, Ritsu can you bend your arm?" Yuki asked.

Ritsu shook his head.

"What'd you trip on?" Kyo asked.

"I don't think I tripped on anything. I felt someone shove me. I'm sorry," said Ritsu.

Out of nowhere, Kureno came running towards the three.

"Have you seen Akito anywhere?" he asked.

"Nope, why?" asked Kyo.

"She escaped….again," said Kureno.

"Oh, that's too bad. Cream cheese will make it all better!" Kyo cheered.

"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, NO IT WON'T ," Yuki screamed.

This only made Ritsu apologize, Kureno run, and Kyo cry.

"I'm sorry Kyo. I didn't mean to make you cry," Yuki said.

"B-but y-y-you did!" Kyo sniffed.

"Can I make it up to you?" Yuki asked.

"Cream cheese," said Kyo.

"OK, I'll buy you more cream cheese," said Yuki.

Kyo's face immediately lit up and he kissed Yuki on the cheek.

"Thank you, I love you forever," Kyo said.

Yuki was still shocked from Kyo's kiss, but he snapped out of it to help Ritsu.

"OK Ritsu, can you get up?" Yuki asked.

Ritsu shook his head.

"Ok, grab my hand and I'll help you up," said Yuki.

Yuki grabbed Ritsu's hand and pulled him up.

"We'll have to find Hatori and hope he can snap out of his insanity to help you," said Yuki.

Meanwhile, back at Tohru's office:

Shigure was still locked in the closet, thinking he killed Ayame. He heard the door open and screamed when he was who entered. It was Ayame's ghost.

"I'm sorry I killed you, it was an accident," Shigure pleaded.

"SILENCE! I have come to take you to the underworld,' Ayame said.

Ayame was secretly laughing in his head. All he did was (with Rin's help) put flour all over his clothing and face to make himself appear ghost-like. He opened the door of the closet and led Shigure out of the office and leaded him to Hatori's office (A/N: the "haunted" classroom).

"What's going on?" Shigure asked.

"The devil will speak to you now," said Hatori, who was also covered in flour.

"Haa-san, you're dead too," Shigure asked, who was seriously confused.

"QUIET!" yelled a voice.

Akito appeared out of nowhere, dressed in a Halloween costume, trying to be the devil.

"I knew you were the devil!" Shigure exclaimed.

"Silence! I care not for what you think," Akito said.

"Sorry," Shigure muttered.

"Do you know why you are here?" Akito asked.

"No, I was hoping you would tell me," said Shigure.

"APRIL FOOLS!" Hatori, Akito and Ayame yelled.

"What?" Shigure said, confused.

"This was all a joke. Ayame and Hatori aren't dead, they're just covered in flour, and I'm just in a costume," said Akito.

Ayame, Akito and Hatori all howled with laughter, which made Shigure angry.

"You guys SUCK!" he yelled.

"I'm sorry Gure-san. I still love you, put you're expression was PRICELESS," Ayame said, in-between laughs.

"You're right. I'm sorry," said Shigure.

"Yeah, besides, you played before too, and scared me," said Ayame.

Flashback:

Ayame was playing fetch with Shigure (who was in dog form) during their last summer vacation.

"Sit!" Ayame ordered.

Shigure sat down.

"Roll over!"

Shigure roll over. Ayame grinned evilly.

"Play dead!"

Shigure choked and fell over dead and Ayame laughed loudly for five minutes straight.

"OK Shigure, that's enough," Ayame said to Shigure, who was still collapsed.

"Shigure?" Ayame prodded the dog, who was still.

"TORI-SAN, SHIGURE IS DEAD!" Ayame called to Hatori, who was reading a book nearby.

"Really?" Hatori said amused.

At the sound of Hatori's voice, Shigure sprang to live and started licking Ayame's face (he is a dog after all).

"That was not funny!" Ayame said, and stormed off

End Flashback

"Plus you got mad at me this morning because I called your novel trashy," said Ayame.

"That hurt my feelings!" Shigure said.

"It hurt my feelings when you played dead," Ayame argued.

"Let's promise to never play dead to each other again!" said Shigure.

"OK!" Ayame agreed.

"You guys are retarded,' said Akito.

"I second that," said Hatori.

That was my best chapter, and it was pretty long. Review……now…..