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Naru has brutality. Keitaro has invulnerability. I have a NEW list of ways they can use their abilities productively.

That's right! This is a new installment of one of the most innovative Love Hina fan fictions out there!

Another Note: Don't forget to read encyser's Career Goers Ni No Tachi for me ok? You can find it in my "Favorite Stories" list. Thanks!


GYRAX Presents…

Career Goers of Tomorrow II: El Sequel


Use 6

The Olympic games were always something to behold. The glory. The competition. The majesty. The impending chaos is to befall one of the events.

The javelin throw is an integral sport in the Summer Olympics. Naru is just about to have her turn; Keitaro was standing next to her, as she was ready for her throw.

She saw the javelin in front of her, and then she picked up Keitaro. She threw him clear out of the stadium. The audience was in total shock as the ronin was no longer in sight. He then came back from orbit and crashes back into the stadium in front of Naru.

After a few flinches and a twitch, the referee went to measure the distance between Naru and Keitaro. "Total distance… TWO METERS!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?" She went over and gave Keitaro a flip kick, sending him back to orbit. "THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"Erm…" The referee said. "You're supposed to THROW the javelin."


Use 7

Naru was dressed in guerrilla warfare gear as she was navigating a dense jungle somewhere in the Amazon. She had a disk with her, and she didn't intend on letting it go. Suddenly, a huge man in Military gear popped out of the shrubbery and right in front of her.

"Who the hell are you?" Naru shouted.

"I am Hans Gelegentlicherkräftigerkerl! I am a mercenary hired to retrieve that reconnaissance data you stole from us!" He spoke in a god-awful supposed to be Eastern European accent.

"I'm never giving you this in 14,292 years! You can forget it!" She had her fist ready for a punch.

"CUT!" A voice yelled out. It turns out the Amazon jungle was just an indoors setting in a movie studio. The set was gorgeous; it bled authenticity. The burly mercenary was actually some overpaid Hollywood douche-bag (I think his name was Harold Swollenpecker.).

The director picked up the megaphone again. "That was great! Harold, you can go back to your trailer. BRING OUT THE STUNT DOUBLE!"

And that's when Keitaro came to the set, dressed in the same military gear as the actor. He stood within a few feet of Naru.

"Alright, Urashima!" The director said. "Now, Narusegawa's going to punch you clear out of the Amazon jungle, got it?"

Keitaro just nodded, a little irritated at the fact that he's just being a punching bag, and that the director hasn't addressed him by an honorific; if you don't have an intimate relationship with a Japanese, that can be considered an insult. He was ready for the punch.

Then, some idiot cameraman went out and had the audacity to say, "He told me he likes your panties!" Then he said to himself, "That should make things more interesting."

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" Keitaro snapped back.

"AND ACTION!"

And in that instant, Naru socked Keitaro in the left eye-socket, having him bounce wildly through the studio like he was in a pinball machine.

Everyone struggled to take cover. "HIT THE DECK!" Keitaro bounced all over the studio walls and eventually collided with Naru, sending her out through the studio door and out of the studio; she smashed into the wall of another studio next door. She fell on the floor twitching. Then a blind hobo peed on her.


Use 8

A typhoon has just hit the eastern shores of Japan. Wind was blowing; Volvos were flying around, smashing people (How a bunch of Swedish manufactured station wagons got to Japan, I don't know.), and a woman was trapped in the flooded waters. Enter a coast guard helicopter; Naru and Keitaro were standing in the chopper, with Keitaro in a harness tied to a rope.

"Ready for this, Keitaro?" Naru said. "Remember, lives depend on you, now."

"Yeah, I guess." Keitaro responded.

Naru booted him to the torrential waters. The woman saw him and she didn't hesitate to grab on to his harness. Keitaro waved to Naru, indicating that the woman is safe. Naru jerked the rope, but she yanked it too hard because they were heading towards the spinning helicopter blades.

"SHIT!" Naru pulled the rope down to avert them from the blades, but they were now on a collision course with a nearby house. The woman was safe, because it was Keitaro that broke her fall as they crashed into the dining room, where an old man was still eating his tuna sandwich.

"Whoops!" Naru said as she pulled the rope up, pulling them towards her. As they both got in the chopper, Naru turned to the shaken woman. "Are you ok, Miss…"

"MY HUSBAND'S STILL DOWN THERE!"


Use 9

The Tokyo Zoo is at a crisis. One of the zookeepers secretly released a Burmese Tiger, and now the animal is at large. The tiger went on a disoriented rampage throughout the city, not having a single clue of what's around him.

Enter Animal Control. Two unique officers, Naru Narusegawa and Keitaro Urashima respectively, were sent to take care of the problem.

Naru had Keitaro's ankles tied to a rope. "Keitaro? You ready?"

"Am I ever?" He responded. With that, Naru threw him with all her might. Keitaro was now rocketing across the city, looking for the tiger, until he found it right in front of him. He attempted to grab it, but he instead flew past him at an alarming speed; too fast for a successful grab.

Naru noticed the rope falling to the floor and pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Keitaro? Did you get it? Over."

Keitaro's responded. "No, but I have comedian Dave Attell. Is that good enough? Over."

"THAT'S A DUMB-ASS QUESTION! Over."

And it wasn't until three-and-a-half hours and two members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers later until they finally brought the animal back into captivity.


Use 10

After three days of protests from a group of people bent on preserving old buildings, Naru and Keitaro are finally ready to demolish the Shirow Masamune Hotel, a fifteen story building that existed in Hinata for more than fifty years.

Keitaro was wearing a harness attached to a long chain, and at the end of that chain was Naru, holding on to it ready to swing. She spun around in circles, the chain swinging around her, and Keitaro screaming something about hordes of Cacodemons. Then, Naru swung Keitaro at the old building, completely smashing the first story. That caused a chain reaction causing the entire structure to collapse in on itself. Apparently, Naru wasn't far enough away from the collapsing building, as the dust and debris completely swept her away. "WAAAAAAARGH!"

Later, she emerged completely covered in dirt. Apparently, she forgot about Keitaro, as he came down to Earth, hitting a car's trunk and causing it to flip upwards and smash him. The car then exploded and sent him to the sewers where he was chewed up and spit back out by an alligator (God knows how one got there in the first place.).

End Career Goers of Tomorrow II

I hope you enjoyed this piece of creativity. Now go and review!


If you want to see more of Naru and Keitaro in the workplace, then there's good news. I'm working on a full multi-chapter fic, which the twosome is enlisted in the British Library special Operations Unit, or DIET, called Love or Die Hina. There's also encyser's spin-off fic Career Goers Ni No Tachi, which you need to read (it's in my "Favorite Stories" list in my profile.). I'm also planning on writing ANOTHER daughter fic to this one where Keitaro is the captain of a pirate ship; it's a slight parody of One Piece and all the Hinata Girls will be involved in some serious pirate action.

Coming Soon…

Make It in ONE PIECE, Keitaro!

Also, if you want to see another chapter of Career Goers of Tomorrow, tell me! I'll be sure to put on my thinking cap and come up with five more careers.

GYRAX