Truth or Dare: Harry Potter Edition
Episode: 2
(( I have RETURNED! Miss me! Smiles Hey first of all I am entirely sorry about not writing for... 2 whole months... fucking school... he he... umm anyways. If you like this story I'd love if you can check out my other one Deep Inside. And let me get this straight for everyone. It is NOT a Mary-Sue and I HATE Mary-Sue's... grumbles Anyways, Enjoy the second Episode of Truth or Dare and I have two new Co-hostesses... drum roll Emmz and Kiwi! Smiles and my other co-host is my lil bro Ryan! Any quit on me... I really have to start paying these guys... ponders Naw! Oh now for the disclaimer. I sadly do not own anything but The Great Big Book of Truth or Dare Rules and Tricks and Truths and Dares and other miscellaneous items. Now Enjoy Episode 2! Plays Starwars music))
"Hello and welcome to the HOTTEST show ever!" began New and Improved Annoying Announcer.
"Except for The OC!" Pointed out New and Improved Audience Member Number 24.
"Yes, except that..." mumbled New and Improved Annoying Announcer.
"And American Idol!" New and Improved Audience Member Number 24 added.
"Yes that too..." New and Improved Annoying Announcer sneered slightly pissed off.
"Oh oh and House!" New and Improved Random Audience Member Number 24 added enthusiastically. "Oh and Tru Calling!"
"Yes..." New and Improved Annoying Announcer sneered extremely pissed off.
"Note they are all on FOX!" New and Improved Random Audience Member Number 24 shouted happily.
"Ok that's it..." Snarled New and Improved Annoying Announcer then not much longer a loud BANG is heard. "Ok... now where was I? Oh Yes... Hello and welcome 'again' to the '5th' HOTTEST show ever! Truth or Dare: Harry Potter Edition!" Lights flash onto the stage and Kimi runs out spraying slime on the audience.
"Wait a minute..." Started Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾. "Where did the Slime come from?"
"Dammit there's another fucker in the audience... I'll get you one day I swear!" New and Improved Annoying Announcer proclaimed triumphantly.
"Oh..." Kim began looking down at her slime gun ignoring New and Improved Annoying Announcer. "I dunno it was backstage and I wanted to use it..."
"Ok... I can understand that..." Replied Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾.
"Wait hold up... Where's New and Improved Audience Member Number 24?" Kim asked looking confused.
"Well... you see My Dear Kim..." New and Improved Annoying Announcer began with an evil voice. "There comes a time when everyone must die... His Murder- I mean... death from natural causes..."
"You Son of a Bitch you killed him!" Ryan shouted jumping onto the stage then poses for some cameras and kisses a baby on the head. "I wanted his autograph..." he mumbled. "Bitch..."
"Yah you asshole!" Kiwi shouted trotting onto the stage. "His life shall be avenged!" Pulls out a shotgun and points it at the speaker.
Emmz comes out onto stage. "Hey what's going on here?" she asked then looked over at Kiwi. "Hey why didn't anyone invite me to the murder of the announcer? I feel so unloved... Wait did the show already end? Cause the schedule says we kill the bastard at the 'end' of the show! Oh thanks for not waking me up guys..."
"It's not the end of the bloody show..." Kim murmured rolling her eyes. "I just want to kill him now is this a problem?"
"No not really..." Ryan replied for her.
"That's what I thought now... shoot him Kiwi!" Kim exclaimed.
"Noooo don't kill me!" New and Improved Annoying Announcer exclaimed with a sarcastic voice.
"Too bad buddy your time has come!" Kiwi shouted then started to pull the trigger.
"Wait a second lemme do it!" Ryan yelled taking the gun from Kiwi then shot randomly and a loud MEOW is heard then followed by a loud thump. "Oops..."
"You idiot…" Kim murmured. "I am soooo not related to him!"
"Denial!" Emmz and Kiwi cough but Kim gives them death glares. "Ugh… run!" they exclaimed before running towards the back stage.
"Wait! The show's not over yet…"
"Damnit…" Kiwi swore then walked back to the middle of the stage. "Ummm anyways. Hey there I'm Kiwi and I am one of the newest co-hostesses." She began taking a bow then pointed to Emmz. "Oh and that's Emmz… the other new co-hostess person"
"And what am I a llama?" Ryan exclaimed pointing the gun but at the ceiling and jumping as it shot up. "Damnit…"
"Ugh Ryan that's makes you the new co-host for you are not a woman…" Emmz explained then gave him a questioning glance. "You aren't a woman are you?"
"Ummm… I'm not going to answer that question…" Ryan replied but then laughed.
Harry peeks out from behind the stage curtain. "Ugh... can we come out now?" he asked.
"Yah yah come out..." Emmz replied then Harry, Hermione, Malfoy, Ginny, Cho, Fred and George walk out onto the stage.
Fred and George then turn around to look back at Ron. "Oh come on out Ronny!" they cooed holding back their laughter.
"Yes really Ron it looks rather slimming on you don't you think George?" Fred asked him elbowing him in the side making him nod.
"Oh yes definitely." George replied looking at Fred with a smile.
"There's no way in shitting hell I'm going out there!" Ron shouted.
Ryan looks off stage and smiles. A "One moment please..." cocks the gun and walks back stage and pushes a cross-dressed Ron out onto the stage and a great mass of laughter is heard. "Oh Ronald you look beautiful!" he joked then snickered in his hands.
"Gay bastard..." Draco sneered sitting down on his usual chair in the far corner.
"What did you say about my brother!" Kim snarled grabbing Malfoy's collar.
"Nothing, now get your hands off me you bitch!" Malfoy sneered causeing everyone to gasp.
"Fucking Ferret Man." Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾ murmured loud enough for everyone else in the room to hear.
"You Bitch!" Ryan exclaimed then ran over to Malfoy and kicks him in the ((A/N: Well you got it...))
Malfoy falls over onto ground is sheer agony and everyone laughs.
"Thanks Ryan buddy…" Kim said to him patting him on the back.
"Bitch said my word…" Ryan murmured looking down at Malfoy ignoring Kimi until she smacked him in the back of the head. "Ouch! Hey what was that for!"
"You alright there ferret?" Ginny asked pretending to care.
Malfoy doesn't reply.
"Nice one Ry..." Kiwi called to him with a smirk. "Wish I'd thought of that!"
"Thanks! I'll be here all week!" Ryan shouted getting much applause from the crowd.
Ron claps then remembers he is wearing a dress. "Hey can I take this thing off yet? It's itchy..."
"Yes you may AFTER you Truth or Dare someone." Emmz replied. "And you can pick anyone..."
Ron smiles then looks around for Any. "Wait... shit she quit! Ugh... Well ok... MALFOY!"
Malfoy looks up at Ron still in some pain. "WHAT!" he snarled.
"TRUTH OR DARE!" Ron asked.
"Truth... what do you take me for an idiot?" Malfoy replied sitting back up in his chair giving Hermione and Cho death glares for they were snickering at him.
"Well you are an idiot Malfoy because..." Kiwi began pulling out 'The Great Big Book of Truth or Dare Rules and Tricks and Truths and Dares and Other Miscellaneous Items' from under her host chair. "This book says that every episode or game of Truth or Dare must start with a Dare! Oh the book also says that I look very good in my camo pants!"
"It does?" Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾ asked scratching their head.
"Well it does now..." Kiwi murmured taking out a pen and writing it in there.
Emmz, Ryan and Kimi roll their eyes
"That's BULL SHIT!" Malfoy shouted.
"Well no…" Emmz began looking at the book in Kiwi's arms. "It really does…"
"No…" Malfoy growled. "The rule is bullshit not the book."
"Hey! 'Shit' is MY word you fucking bloody ferret!" Ron bellowed glaring at Malfoy trying to look as tough as he could but his pink fluffy dress interfered a bit.
"And 'fuck' is MY word you fucking shithead!" Malfoy bellowed back.
"Will you two just SHUT UP!" Hermione and Cho exclaimed in unison and there was complete silence everywhere.
"They speak!" Ryan exclaimed turning towards Hermione and Cho with jaw open staring. "Hey... you're pretty... he he... snorts he he..."
"Ryan… down boy…" Kiwi called to him then pulling out a black sharpie and coloring her nails
"Ugh...Thank you?" Cho and Hermione murmured again,
"Ok... umm... Malfoy just do Ron's dare…" Emmz said to Draco slightly saying it as a threat.
"Fine I'll do the shithead's dare..." Malfoy snarled turning towards Ron.
"Fucking asshole Ferret Man..." Ron mumbled.
"QUIT USING MY WORD!" They both exclaimed in unison.
"Wait..." Harry began. "Ron I have an idea..." he murmured then walked over to Ron and whispered in his ear and they both smiled evilly.
"Ok Malfoy I dare you tooooo... LET ME TURN YOU INTO A FERRET!" Ron exclaimed. "Oh and no one can change you back during the show."
"A Ferret?" Malfoy asked with a dazed look.
"Yes a Ferret, are you as deaf as you are sexy?" Kimi asked rolling her eyes.
"What did you say?" Kiwi and Emmz asked turning to Kimi with a confused look.
"Huh?" Kimi asked then realized what she said. "Oh ugh... nuthin..." Twiddles fingers. "Why are you all starring at me?"
Malfoy smirked then looks over at Kimi "You think I'm sexy eh?"
"Ugh...No! Maybe... so?" Kimi stuttered.
"Well oddly I take that as a compliment…" Malfoy replied giving Kimi a flirtatious glare causing her to back away.
"Ew… no offense mate but I said you were sexy but I didn't say I liked you… there's a difference…" Kimi murmured then patted him on the shoulder. "Now… Ok Ron turn him into a ferret…"
"Ok!" Ron exclaimed then turned towards Malfoy with an evil vengeful smile.
"Oh Fuck…" Malfoy murmured jumping behind his chair.
Ron pulls out wand but stops. "Ugh… anyone know the spell?"
"Oooooo I do!" Kimi exclaimed pulling out 'The All Knowing Magical Book of Knowing Magical Stuff. 'I knew I was going to need this again!" she exclaimed happily flipping through the pages searching for the spell. "Rabid Hamster Spell… No…" flips page. "Faggot Frog Spell…Ha ha good times…" Flips page. "Aha! Bouncing Ferret spell!"
"Oh Fuck…" Malfoy muttered trying to runaway but Ginny, Fred and George catch him.
"Ok…" Kimi begins clearing throat and the lights dim dramatically. "Hamsters and Rabbits and Rats kick ass… But turn this guy into a Bouncing Ferret fast!" then suddenly the lights flickered on an off then a big poof of blue smoke surrounded Malfoy and in a blink of an eye he was a ferret.
"Yes…" Ryan murmured like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.
"What the-…" Draco murmured then looked around and noticed a white fluffy tail behind him. "AHHHHHH!" he yelled then fainted onto the ground and the audience laughed.
"That was brilliant!" Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾ exclaimed rolling onto the ground then applauding.
"Yah that was good…" Ron murmured then realized he was still wearing a dress. "AGH CAN I TAKE THIS OFF YET!" he bellowed and Harry gave him a funny look and laughed. Then Cho walked over to Harry and practically climbed on top of him flirting and Kimi gave her death glares.
"Hey you little slut leave Harry alone!" Kimi sneered then jumped towards her but Kiwi and Emmz tackled her. "UGH LET GO!"
"No this is for your own good!" Ryan yelled sliding towards her and pulling out a Bible. "The Power of Christ compels you!"
"She's not possessed smart one…" Kiwi muttered rolling her eyes.
"No she's just always a crazy bitch like that…" The New and Improved Annoying Announcer.
"You!" Kimi yelled looking up at the speaker forgetting about Cho. "I shall get you mark my words!" she growled trying to scramble to her feet but Kiwi's and Emmz's grips were too tight. "Wow have you two been working out?"
"Well yah know my dad…" Kiwi replied rolling her eyes but then smiled.
"SILENCE!" The New and Improved Annoying Announcer shrieked causing everyone to shut up. "Alright everyone go home…" New and Improved Annoying Announcer murmured then the lights went off.
"DAMN YOU 'NEW AND IMPROVED ANNOYING ANNOUCER!" Ryan, Kimi, Emmz and Kiwi yelled.
((The END! Well for now… please review! ))
