Truth or Dare: Harry Potter Edition

Episode: 3

((I'm back! Plays Starwars music Ok I'm sorry I haven't written in a long time but believe me... now that it's summer I promise to do at least one chapter every other week because I've got a lot of stories in the works at the moment. Ok so anyways... Kiwi, Emz and Ryan and still here but they are now known as Cat, Emala and drumroll Ryan!Yeah... he doesn't really have a nickname. Anyways... I sadly do not own Harry Potter... Or Parry Hotter.Borrowed that from another fic hehheh... Or the song 'Anytime' which you will see later.But I do own...
1.) Magical All Knowing Book of Knowing Magical Stuff

2.) Sydney's Big Bag of Pointy Things

3.) The Great Big Book of Truth or Dare Rules and Tricks and Truths and Dares andOther Miscellaneous items

And Finally

4.) Carmen's Magical Bean Jar

and...

5.) Armi's Box of Costumes, Masks, Make-up, Wigs and Hair Dye.

Ok so anyways... On to Episode 3! I love you Aniken! Hehheh))


"Hello Hello again and welcome back to Truth or Dare Harry Potter Edition!" the New and Improved Annoying Announcer shouted. "And here are your hosts... Cat, Emala, Kimmi and Ryan!" he boomed causing a whole bunch of smoke to fall on the stage but no one came out. "Damn fucking kids get your asses out here!"

Still no one appears...

"You little bitches!" hissed the New and Improved Annoying Announcer.

"Hey that's not very nice!" said Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾.

"Hey you... Shut up or end up like that New and Improved Random Audience Member Number 24!" snarled the New and Improved Annoying Announcer causing Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾ to shut up. "That's what I thought... Now come out children... I have Candy!"

"Oooo Candy!" Ryan exclaimed jumping out of his hiding place. "Where!"

"Ryan you little bastard!" Kimmi yelled standing up. "You ruined our attack plan!"

"Yeah really dude that's not cool..." Cat agreed then rolled out onto the stage 'army' like.

"Wow that was cool!" Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾ said excitedly.

"I thought I told you to shut up you little fucker!" the New and Improved Annoying Announcer bellowed.

"Ok that's it you are going down..." Emala sneered standing up and cocking her shotgun.

"Oh let me do it!" Ryan said reaching for the gun.

"No way buddy... Remember last time?" Cat asked.

"Ugh... No..." Ryan murmured trying to look innocent.

"Ugh guys let's just ignore him ok?" Emala asked getting rather annoyed and then she put the gun down. "The faster we get through the show then the sooner we can get back to plotting against the freak."

"Hum... Ok." They all agreed sitting down in their chairs.

"Ignore me? You can't ignore me!" the New and Improved Annoying Anouncer barked.

"We're not listening!" The hostesses and hosts said in a sing-songy way.

"Ok... Come on out guys!" Kimmi shouted back stage, then soon enough. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Cho, Ginny, Fred, George and the now Ferret version of Draco came out and took their places.

"Ah... Feels good to be wearing pants again... " Ron said smiling down at his pants.

"Ugh... Right." Ginny cooed giving her brother a weird stare.

"I hate you all..." Malfoy murmured jumping onto his chair and rolling up into a ball, glaring at everyone.

"Aw... Aren't you a cute little Ferret boy?" Kimmi purred looking over at Malfoy with a mocking smile.

"Fuck off." He snarled glaring at Kimmi

"Ok now Draco... It's your turn to dare someone." Emala said puling out The Great Big Book of Truth or Dare Rules and Tricks and Truths and Dares and Other Miscellaneous Items, just in case.

"Oh really? Well ok... GRANGER!" Draco exclaimed pointing a small white paw at her.

"Damnit..." Hermione cursed. "Ok... What?"

"I dare you to... Sing a pop song in a sexy outfit..." Draco replied.

"I have to what?" Hermione asked in disbelief.

"You heard me..." Draco purred.

"You gross perv..." Hermione spat.

"Yup...But while get ready for your song... We will entertain everyone with another Truth or Dare!" Ryan exclaimed.

"Ok... So... The Great Big Book of Truth or Dare Rules and Tricks and Truths and Dares and Other Miscellaneous Items says that. The person who is working on their Dare with pick the person they want to Dare and then the pick the hostess or host whom they think will have a better Truth or Dareidea!" Emala explained reading the The Great Big Bookof Truth or Dare Rules and Tricks and Truths and Dares and Other Miscellaneous Items.

"Ok... Well I pick Harry and Kimmi." Hermione replied.

"Score!" Kimmi shouted. "I've been waiting for this the whole show... Ok. Truth or Dare Harry?"

"Erm... Truth?"

"Pussy!" Malfoy sneered.

"Ferret!" Ron snarled.

"Pussy."

"Ferret."

"Pussy."

"Ferret."

"Pussy."

"Ferret."

"SHUT IT!" Kimmi bellowed and instantly they shut up. "Ok thank you... Now... Truth. Ok Harry, are you in anyway gay?"

"What? Ugh no way." Harry replied looking disgusted.

"Oh... Ok good." Kimmi murmured. "So... you busy Friday?"

"Ummmm no."

"You ever had pizza before?"

"Ugh... Once or twice yeah."

"Ok... Would you want to go with me? Just for like you know, Fun...Yeah."

"KIMMI!" Cat and Emala warned. "No flirting with the fictional Characters!"

"WHY NOT!" Kimmi asked pouting.

"Because it's just weird..." Cat replied.

"Well what about Neil of Queensgrove or whateverhuh?"

"Shhh... No one needs to know about that."

"AHA! I gotcha there didn't I?" Kimmi exclaimed.

"Ugh just get on with it!" Ryan shouted finally geting the shotgun and then acidently shooting into the Audience.

"Hey... He shot-" Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾ began but then died so he couldn't finish the sentence.

"Oh my God Ryan!" Emala murmured in disbelief.

"You killed Random Audience Member Number 9 ¾!" Cat shouted. "You moron!" sheexclaimed pulling out a whole bunch of water balloons and chucking them at Ryan.

"What a brilliant boy!" New and Improved Annoying Announcer hissed happily.

"Go to Hell man!" Fred and George sneered.

"Wow you guys do talk!" Ryan shouted in amazment then ducked behind his chair. "Ah! The wettness!"

"Well you know... We've just been watching today." Fred explained

"Couldn't find anything to say." George added.

"Me either." Cho said with a sigh.

"Oh well if you don't have anything to say then maybe I should SEND YOU BACK!" Kimmi exclaimed pulling out the Magical All Knowing Book of Knowing Magical Stuff and Carmen's Magical Bean Jar.

"Kimmi... Down, down girl." Emala murmured.

"Erm... I'm ready I guess." Hermione whispered softly hoping no one would hear her.

"Good Luck Hermione!" Ginny exclaimed.

"Can Hermione sing?" Ron asked Harry who shrugged.

"Ok everyone shut the hell up so Hermione can sing." Kimmi said pulling out a mic. "Hello and welcome to Hogwarts Idol!"

"Kimmi? What are you doing?" Cat asked.

"Shh... Just play along." Kimmi whispered putting a hand on top of the mic.

"Ooooo ok." Cat replied, then pulled out Armi's Box of Costumes, Masks, Make-up,Wigs and Hair Dye and attacked Ryan and Emma with it.

"Ok... Now here are your judges... Mandy!" Kimmi exclaimed pointing to Emala who was now wearing a fat suit and a black afro wig.

"Yo yo yo dawg!" Emala rapped making the West-side sign to the barking crowd.

"Ok... Then there's Calota!" Kimmi exclaimed again pointing to Cat who was wearing a long brunette wig and a bunch of make-up.

"Hello!" Cat purred waving to the whisteling crowd.

"And finally the bastard himself... Rimon." Kimmi murmured pointing to Ryan who had dyed his hair black.

"Oh go to fuckin' 'ell!" Ryan growled at the booing audience.

"Ok... Judges... I now prosent to you... Hermione Granger!" Kimmi shouted stepping off the stage where a whole set had been created. "Wow that's really cool... Has that always been there?" she asked as Hermione appeared on the top of a piano, in a very sexy red sparkley dress as the music began to play.

"Anytime you feel

Like you just can't hold on

Just hold on to my love

And I'll help you be strong

But you're so afraid to lose

And, baby, I can't reach your heart

I can't face this wall

That's keeping us apart"

Hermione sang causing everyone to stare at her have no idea she could sing like she was.

"Holy shit." Fred and George murmured.

"When I could be the one to show you

Ev'rything you've missed before

Just hold on now, 'cause I could be

The one to give you more

Let you know"

"Um... Did she ever mention singing to you?" Harry asked Ron who shook his head.

"Anytime you need love, baby I'm on your side

Just let me be the one

I can make it all right, I can make it all right

Anytime you need love, baby

You're in my heart

I can make it all right"

"Woooo! Go Hermione!" Ginny cheered causing the whole crowd to join in.

"When I look into your eyes

And I feel it coming through

I can't help but want you

More than I want to

So, baby, take all of your fears

(So, baby, take all of your fears)
And cast them all on me

'Cause all I ever wanted

Was just to make you see"

"That I could be the one to give you

All that you've been searching for

Just hold on to my love

And, baby, let me give you more

You know"

Cat, Kimmi, Emala and Ryan hold up candles and wave them back and forth.

"Anytime you need love, baby

I'm on your side

Just let me be the one

I can make it all right, I can make it all right

Anytime you need love, baby

You're in my heart

I can make it all right"

Malfoy smiles fantasying but stops when everyone glares at him. "What!" he snapped.

"Now there's no way out

And I can't help the way I feel

'Cause, baby, you're the fire

And I'll be waiting right here

You'll know my love is real

Baby, yeah, yeah, yeah"

"Anytime you need love, baby I'm on your side

Just let me be the one

I can make it all right, I can make it all right

Anytime you need love, baby

You're in my heart

I can make it all right..."

"Let's give it up from Hermione!" Kimmi announced and the crowd goes crazy."Yeah! Judges?"

Cat and Emala both hold up 10s and Ryan holds up his phone number then does thegesture as to say. 'Call me!'

"Ugh... Right." Hermione murmured at him. "Ok... Now it's Harry's turn right?" she asked.

"No because the show is over... Goodbye everyone!" the New and Improved Annoying Announcer snarled shutting off the lights.

"CURSE YOU NEW AND IMPROVED ANNOYING ANNOUNCER!" The group shouted at him.

((Ok Episode 3 down... Hehheh Starwars... REVIEW!))