When Lorelai and Luke arrived at their hotel they went straight upstairs and dropped their things off. Before they went back down Lorelai made sure that she called Emily one more time and of course Laci was fine. They went downstairs and to the casino. They had been gambling for about thirty minutes before they decided to go back to the room so Lorelai could once again call Emily. When she got off the phone she and Luke sat down on the bed.
"I bored Luke." Lorelai whined.
"Well we can go back downstairs and play more games. We didn't play blackjack yet. What about blackjack? Let's go play blackjack!"
"I have a better idea."
"Oh, and what would that be my beautiful lady?"
"Let's play war!"
"War? As in the card game that little kids play when they are first learning how to count?"
"Yes but each time we get war we take a shot!"
"We can't! Can we?"
"Of course we can! Well my friend, are free today. We are childless adults who are here to get drunk and party!"
"Ok then! Let's drink!"
Lorelai opened a bottle of Vodka that the hotel had provided and they started their game. They were getting war on purpose and soon enough they had finished a whole bottle and had started a new bottle.
"I'm bored again!' Lorelai whined.
"Me too!"
"We could sing a song. Yeah let's sing a song! Um…'Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-De-Do I've got a perfect puzzle for you!"
"Um ok you Oompa-Loompa you. I have an even better idea and it would get your mother veeeeeeery mad!"
"Ou ou! What is it? What is it? Tell me, tell me, tell me tell me tell me!"
"Let's get married!"
"Yeah that is a good idea! You're brilliant!"
"I know!"
They stumbled down to the wedding chapel and waited in line for their turn. When it was their turn they picked the diner wedding background. They walked up to 'the priest', said their vows, and Luke kissed his bride. They were granted with a free dinner at pizza hut and coupon for half off their room. They walked outside of the chapel and looked around to find nothing but each other and the wedding backgrounds.
"Well, hello Mrs. Luke!"
"Well, hello Mr. Lorelai!"
"Haha! It's more like hello Mrs. Backwards baseball cap!"
"Yeah and hello Mr. Coffee Addict!"
"Hehe!"
The couple went their separate ways however they both ended up back at the hotel room around the same time. They fell right to sleep and Lorelai was awakened with the sound of her cell phone ringing. She got up and answered the phone.
"Hello?"
"Lorelai it's your mother."
"Mom! What's wrong?"
