A/N: We will try to update faster but it doesn't look like we will be. One good thing is that we only have about eighteen more days of school left, fourteen if you don't count finals. We also wanted to say thank you Professor for warning us about the lyrics. We really appreciate it. I hope nobody gets offended with the thing about the twelve year old girl not being able to take care of Laci, because I know there are a lot of twelve year olds who can be trusted with infants. I babysat for an infant when I was twelve so its not like we don't think twelve year olds can be trusted with babies….its just that eleven was too young and thirteen was too old for the girl to be…okay I've turned myself into a Gilmore….I'm rambling.

Luke and Lorelai were about half way to Emily's house when Luke pulled into a parking lot. He guided her into a jewelry store and they picked out their wedding rings. When they got out to the car he slid hers onto her ring finger and she did the same with his. They drove a little further and this time Lorelai's cell phone rang. She looked at the caller ID and it was Officer Bradshaw's number. Luke drove to the side of the road and squeezed Lorelai's hand and motioned for her to answer it.

"Hello?"

"Hello this is Officer Bradshaw is Lorelai there?"

"This is her."

"How are you doing?"

"We're fine, can you just give me whatever news you have for me?"

"Okay. Well the good news is that it wasn't Rachel or Logan."

"Who was it then?"

"Um…apparently it was Olivia Holmes."

"I've never heard of her."

"The strange thing is that she is only twelve years old."

"Why would a twelve year old girl take my baby?"

"Lorelai, she didn't take Laci…"

"But you just said she did."

"No. She didn't take her. She was hired to baby sit her."

"Hired by whom?"

"Well, by Emily."

"Why would my mom lie? Wait so if she was babysitting then how did my daughter end up by the lake?"

"Olivia got distracted and the wind pushed the stroller over there."

"Oh. Why the hell would my mother hire a twelve year old to watch my baby!"

"I don't know Lorelai. I just wanted to let you know that we've found the person. No charges are being pressed because she technically didn't take Laci."

"Okay. Thank you for everything."

"Your welcome. Bye now."

Off Phone

"Apparently twelve year old Olivia Holmes was paid by my mother to baby sit our four month old daughter."

"What? Your mom said that her maid was watching Laci."

"I know! I mean I'd trust the kid if she was watching Laci while there was an adult in the other room, but who lets a twelve year old take a newborn to the park?"

"Your mother. So are we going to tell her that we know her secret?"

"Nope! We my friend are going to wait until we need something to use against Emily and then we'll tell her, and she'll feel bad."

"So we wait until she gets mad at you or us for something you or we did and then we bring it up so that she'll feel guilty and let us free?"

"Yup!"

"Okay then."

They continued on their drive to Hartford, both smiling from ear to ear. They arrived forty-five minutes late and when they got there Emily made sure they knew exactly what they had done. She let them inside and led them to the living room.

"Where's Rory mom?"

"She's in the kitchen preparing Laci's bottle. She wouldn't let me do it so…"

"I'll be right back I need to talk to her."

"Hey ah Lorelai, before you go you might wanna…." Luke was pointing to his hand. Lorelai did not comprehend the message and just stared at him blankly. "You know…you might wanna do something with the thing…" The message was still not getting through to Lorelai so she just continued walking to the kitchen.

"Hey Rory."

"Wow you're much happier!"

"I am! I won Luke's heart back!"

"You always had Luke's heart mom. There was not a second when it was with another girl, not for the past nine years."

"True, but we also found out who 'kidnapped' Laci."

"Oh my god, who?"

"Olivia did, silly!"

"Who's Olivia?"

"That's exactly what I said…"

"Then why did you call me 'silly' while acting like I should know exactly who this Olivia is?"

"I did it to confuse you. You know me better then that don't you?"

"Get on with the point mom!"

"Ok. Olivia is a twelve year old girl who grandma hired to baby sit Laci."

"What? She's only twelve?"

"I know!"

"Does grandma know you know?"

"Nope. We're not telling her until we need something to get back at her with."

"Oh smart!"

"I know! Give me five!"

"Okay!" As Lorelai's hand was approaching Rory's Rory noticed the ring that had made itself at home on top of her mother's engagement ring. "Mom?"

"Yeah babe?"

"What's that?"

"What's what?"

"The ring?"

"Oh that's my engagement ring. You've seen it before haven't you?"

"Mom!"

"It's my…ah….my…wedding ring." Lorelai whispered so softly that you could barely hear her.

"Oh."

"Rory don't be mad. Please!"

"So um when did you get married? Was it today when you were 'stopping by the inn for a second'?"

"No."

"When was it mom?"

"In Vegas."

"What?"

"We got kind of drunk in Vegas and we got married."

"Okay Rachel."

"What?"

"Nothing, it was a joke. You know how Rachel and Ross got married in Vegas while they were drunk…the whole 'Hello Mrs. Ross' 'Hello Mr. Rachel'?"

"Yeah I know it. I'm sorry I didn't tell you. If it helps nobody knows."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I don't know. Well I do know but it's no excuse for why I didn't tell you."

"What's the 'no excuse'?"

"I was upset about Luke all day; well that and this whole Laci thing, and I didn't want to thing about him."

"That's understandable. So you really got married?"

"Yeah."

"Oh my god!"

"I know! Can you believe that I actually got married?"

"I can believe that, but I just realized something."

"What?"

"You're Mrs. Backwards Baseball Cap!"

"Yeah I know!"

"Are you going to tell grandma?"

"Nah. We'll just have two wedding anniversaries. We don't want anybody to know so can you promise not to tell?"

"Yeah. I just can't believe you guys are married! Oh you might want to take your wedding ring off before we go back to the living room."

"Oh so that's what Luke was trying to tell me."

"Huh?"

"Nothing."

"Okay. Wow!"

"What?"

"You're married?"

"Who's married?" An impatient Emily asked as she walked into the middle of the conversation.

"Nobody Mom."

"Who's married Lorelai?"

"No one."

"Lorelai?"

"Mom, nobody you know got married."

"So somebody did get married?"

"No. Well technically yes but you don't know her so it's no big deal."

"Fine. I'll meet you two back in the living room."

Rory and Lorelai talked for a little while longer (Rory still in shock that her mother had gotten married). When they were through talking they both went into the living room where the each one of them sat on one side of Luke who held Laci the rest of the evening. They had a nice family dinner and they all talked for awhile afterwards. Emily was rather jealous of Richard because he was allowed to hold Laci and she wasn't. After dinner Rory, Luke, and Lorelai went out for ice cream and celebrated the marriage.