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Day 1 is over and its time for the roommates to become situated. What will happen as Day 2 unfolds?

Day 2

Link sleepily arose from the pile of women. 'What a night' he thought. The walked in the kitchen naked, thinking it was the bathroom. Link got right in front of Mr.G&W's box and let it all go.

"What the hell?" Mr.G&W moaned as he awoke after receiving a shower no one ever deserved. He looked up and saw link and all his nakedness.

"Hi Mr.G&W," Link said rubbing his eyes. "what are you doing in the… uh… oh…" he slowly backed away, "Sorry G.W."

In Mario's room he awoke to the sound of a marker squeak. He looked on Ness's side of the room and saw that the eight potatoes Ness had were drawn on and they looked just like everyone in the house. He thought that it was just the little psychic boy's homemade dollies. He got out of bed and looked for Peach. He walked into her room and saw her naked, cuddled up with Zelda and Samus who were also naked. Mario quickly took a Kodak picture and ran into the restroom.

"Mario! Hurry the Hell up! That elf boy took a piss on me and I need to take a shower!" Mr. G&W demanded as he banged on the bathroom door. Mario was making moans and couldn't hear him. "What are you doing in there?" Mr. G&W said taking a step back. He then took out a torch. "Well I don't have all day for you to do that!" he burned down the door and triggered and explosion that sent him rocketing back to his pee-covered box. Mario just turned and looked out the door as a green fog seeped from the bathroom into the main room. Mario had farted and was taking a crap.

"Excuse ME!" Mario said pulling up his pants. The smell got into Links nose and knocked him out. Mario walked over and picked Mr. G&W up by the neck and carried him into the bathroom. When they got to the bathroom Mario shoved Mr. G&W's head into the toilet and flushed, a Nuklear Swirly.

The three girls woke up and put some clothes on, Zelda put on Links green tunic, Peach put on Links red tunic, and Samus put on links blue tunic. They all grabbed some make-up and paint, and decided to play a trick on Gannondorf. "His room is all black right?" Peach asked the other two girls sweetly.

"Yes it is" Samus nodded. Zelda opened the cans of pink paint. The three walked into Gannondorf's room and gaped. Gannondorf's, a.k.a. Gannon the evil of all things evil, room was already painted pink! "Wow, someone must have all ready got here first." She opened up a lipstick tube,"Lets see if he needs some make-up." They walked up to Gannondorf's bed and saw that his face was already covered with all the make-up it could be covered with. "Someone beat us to this too!" Samus cried waking up Gannondorf.

"Oh hello girls, are we having a make-up party?" Gannondorf asked happily

"Uh…no." the girls said as they ran into the main room. They looked around and saw Mario washing his hands, Mr.G&W sitting crap and piss covered in his piss covered box, and naked Link regaining consciousness. "Hi Link!" they said to him cheerfully.

"Hey my tunics." He said.

"Sorry link," Zelda said sadly.

"No, no, it's ok." He kissed the top of her bowed head. "I have one more I can where." He came back after a minute, wearing his white tunic.

"Hey Link?" The girls asked "Where did you get that white tunic?"

"Well, ladies, it was a long time ago. I believe it was my first adventure I was in the middle of saving Zelda and I found this cave-ish place and I got my white tunic, which was along time ago, at least 18 years."

"But I didn't think you two where that old." Samus and Peach said to Link and Zelda

"I'm just as old as you if not younger Peach." Zelda said

"Ladies calm down" Mario said, also listening to the story, "Link where did you get that black tunic man?"

"Well that's a funny story actually, I was…."

Mario was distracted by some laughing he heard coming from his room. He walked off and opened his door. He saw a pile of pens on one side of the room and one pen on the other side, Ness was pointing to the one pen and laughing hysterically. 'Creepy' Mario thought closing the door slowly and quietly stepping back. He made it back over to Link.

"…and that's how I got my black tunic and lost my virginity!" Link finished. The girls we all cuddled up around him.

"Mario" Peach said sweetly, "have you been a good boy so far today?" Mario nodded. "Well then, I'm coming to your room tonight, Ness can room with Marth."

"Okay!" Mario said happily.

Marth walked out of his room, it was already three and he was now just finishing his hair. "Hey, if this is the surreal life, should we have, "Marth held up and air quoted his next word, "Challenges?"

"Did Someone Say CHALLENGES?" A male wire frame wearing a bow tie burst through the front door.

"Uh, yes… I did." Marth sheepishly raised his hand.

"Well then here is today's challenge! Well... First off here are the teams, Link and the girls are the blue team, and Mario, Marth, Ness, and Gannondorf are the red team…"

"Hey what about me?" Mr.G&W yelled as he walked out of the bath room, he had taken a shower during Link's stories.

"Oh… you… you can be team Black." The wire frame replied

"I'm by myself!"

"Yes."

"Damn you…"

"Ok now for your challenge." He held out two note cards and a post-it note. "Team Blue, you will cut this blue note card in half, Team Red, you have to burn this red note card. And Team Black here ya go." The male wire frame handed Mr.G&W the post-it note.

"What is this? It looks like a shopping list, what am I supposed to do with it?"

"That is a shopping list. You must solve world hunger"

"Wit' bow starch?"

"Oh, that's mine," the wire frame hands Mr.G&W another list.

"Hold it still girls! I don't wanna cut of your arms!" Link cried.

"We're trying!" the girls said simultaneously.

"Mario why won't you touch the flower? We need your fire power!" Gannondorf yelled.

"You look like a clown with all that make-up on, how do I know you won't squirt me with that flower?"

"Damn-it! I didn't know Ethiopians were so damn hungry, Britain and the U.S. only took 10 minutes, and they took an hour. Last stop, Russia."

Link brought down his sword and Mario raised his hand, they both completed their challenge at the same it with only a minute to spare. "Well it looks like team Blue and Red are our winners! Way to go." The Male wire frame said happily.

Mr.G&W open the door and crawled in. "Every, mouth in the world is full, and everyone is happy…"

"Oh that's too bad, it took you three hours and one minute, you lose."

"I just fucking fixed world hunger, and I LOSE? Go to hell." Mr.G&W stormed off to his new room under the bathroom sink.

Link, Zelda, and Samus went back to their room, and the other roommates did the same. It was all quiet except for a few moans and grown coming from Mario's room, then it all stopped "Link?" Mario cried.

"No I said Mario." Peach stammered

"You said Link…" He started to sniffle.

"Well he is better at this then you, and he does this more with Zelda then you and I. And He has a sword, not a little fire flower."

"Hey SIZE has nothing to do with it!" Mario sobbed.

"I was talking about his weapon. But while this issue is out on the floor, size does matter." Peach slaps Mario.

"What was that for?"

"For not growing up, you might as well be gay with Marth. I'm leaving you!" Peach grabbed her clothes and went to Links room.

Well that's the end of Day 2. On Day 3 someone gets booted out. Who is it? You'll just have to tune in and find out! Peace out!