Laurel: This chapter is brought to you by...
Old Halloween Candy!
*curs to scene with Laurel nibbling insanely on slightly melted chocolate bars* Teehee! If I didn't eat this Candy before, when it was good and not dangerous, You probably wouldn't have this story!
Hen-Neko: -_-' That is disgusting...
Laurel: Oh My GAWD! I completely forgoteded to inform you all about Hen- Neko!! EEK! *Glomps Hen-Neko* Neko is my cute little kitty eared sidekick! He's sooooo cuuuuuute...
Hen-Neko: Erk! O_o
Laurel: Don't youjust wanna touch his ears... *eyes grow wide and she leans forward*
Hen-Neko: Umm... Laurel.... The Disclaimer and story...?
Laurel: Poo... Ok then, here we go...
Disclaimer: I am currently working on owning Syaoran. I've written several letters to those guys you created him, and they haven't yet written back... but until then... I do not own Syaoran, Card Captor Sakura, Flashing Colours, Sparkles, Bishonens, cheese in a can, the colour yellow or... ... ... ... ... a laptop... *sigh*
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Chapter Two = Sparkles of DOOM!
Syaoran: *Continues onto his first class, without any instances of fangirl- ninja attacks. Opening the door, he pauses there and grumbles.* Good morning...
Sakura: Hello Syaor- What happened to your hair...?
Syaoran: *reaches back slowly, is hand touches hair, WAY before it should.* Dammit!
Laurel: HEY! You're not allowed to say Dammit in this fic! You have to say "Poo!"
Syaoran: *grumbles* Poo then! *grabs the first available point object and shears off his hair again.*
Sakura: You feeling ok...?
Syaoran: Ya.... Mmm Hmm.... *walks in and sparkles begin to flutter all around him*
Sakura: O_O
Syaoran: *swats at the sparkles angrily* OW! These things are HOT!
Laurel: They're the new and improve sparkles!
Syaoran: Why are you talking now!? Everyone can hear you! ...Right...?
Laurel: Nope! Only you can hear me!! *grins*
Syaoran: Oh... *looks back at the classroom which is staring at him* Heh heh... *swats at another sparkle and enters the classroom again*
Random Teacher: Good morning class, today we will be creating Cheese-in-a- Can!
Random Student: Why...? What class is that...?
Random Teacher: Chemistry! Everyone knows that Cheese in a Can is the basic element for all life! We are all made of Cheese-in-a-Can, so is this chalk and this Can of Cheese!
Students: oooookaaaaay...
Random Teacher: Let's started! Now everyone take out your pitch forks, and we'll begin.
Syaoran: *Jumpily peers around him as he notices giggling again.*
Sakura: What's wrong Syaoran? Do you sense something...?
Syaoran: Yeah... Fangirl Ninjas...
Sakura: Umm... Oki doki then...
Syaoran: I've got to talk to you outside after class, ok?
Sakura: Ok... I'll meet you right outside the door
^^^ After Class ^^^
Sakura: So, what's wrong Syaoran...? And... You're hair again... umm...
Syaoran: *slices it off with his sword crazily* Ok ok ok ok ok...
Sakura: Maybe you should sit down Syao... You don't seem well... maybe it's a Clow Card...
Syaoran: No! It's Laurel! We're in a fanfiction!!
Sakura: NO!! It's worse than I thought!
Laurel: *Pretty colours flash and Laurel appears* Did someone say cheese isn't hot?!?
Sakura: No...
Laurel: Oh.... Ok then!! *looks at Syaoran* Woah, you feelin' ok, buddy?
Syaoran: No! I am NOT feeling ok!! Stop torturing me!!
Laurel: *peers at her laptop screen* Hmm... I'm sorry, it seems I cannot do that...
Syaoran: WHY NOT??
Laurel: If I do, then the balance of Cheese-in-a-Can will be thrown off and all the world will be in chaos!
Syaoran: *blinks*
Laurel: Anyways, you'd need this sword that cuts into the plot-hole! *uses sword and cuts into the open air, a hole forms and Laurel grabs a hammer from it* See?
Syaoran: *reaches forward to grab it*
Laurel: No! *slaps his hand* Bad Syaoran! No!
Syaoran: *pulls back*
Sakura: Well, at least tell us what is happening to him!
Laurel: Ok ok... He's becoming a Bishonen! I've chosen many characters that I will Bishonenize, including Kaiba from Yu Gi Oh! (I don't watch the show, but my sister does. I've decided to give her full control over his torture...).
Syaoran: You're doing WHAT?? NOO!! WHY??
Laurel: It's not my fault. I got the idea while watching Inu-Yasha... That show is so full of idea givers!
Syaoran: Well.... How do I reverse the affects?
Laurel: *eats cheese-in-a-can* You'll have to find the Creepy-Wise-Dude and he'll tell you how...
Syaoran: Why don't YOU just tell me?
Laurel: Then the story would end now and would be boring! Jeez... OBVIOUSLY... Anyway, that's the end of this chapter, so... go away...
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How'd you like that? Fun stuff huh? Teehee... The next chapter will be even better! They get to meet Creepy-Wise-Dude... and Hen-Neko get's to hit people... anyways, bi bi!!
Old Halloween Candy!
*curs to scene with Laurel nibbling insanely on slightly melted chocolate bars* Teehee! If I didn't eat this Candy before, when it was good and not dangerous, You probably wouldn't have this story!
Hen-Neko: -_-' That is disgusting...
Laurel: Oh My GAWD! I completely forgoteded to inform you all about Hen- Neko!! EEK! *Glomps Hen-Neko* Neko is my cute little kitty eared sidekick! He's sooooo cuuuuuute...
Hen-Neko: Erk! O_o
Laurel: Don't youjust wanna touch his ears... *eyes grow wide and she leans forward*
Hen-Neko: Umm... Laurel.... The Disclaimer and story...?
Laurel: Poo... Ok then, here we go...
Disclaimer: I am currently working on owning Syaoran. I've written several letters to those guys you created him, and they haven't yet written back... but until then... I do not own Syaoran, Card Captor Sakura, Flashing Colours, Sparkles, Bishonens, cheese in a can, the colour yellow or... ... ... ... ... a laptop... *sigh*
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Chapter Two = Sparkles of DOOM!
Syaoran: *Continues onto his first class, without any instances of fangirl- ninja attacks. Opening the door, he pauses there and grumbles.* Good morning...
Sakura: Hello Syaor- What happened to your hair...?
Syaoran: *reaches back slowly, is hand touches hair, WAY before it should.* Dammit!
Laurel: HEY! You're not allowed to say Dammit in this fic! You have to say "Poo!"
Syaoran: *grumbles* Poo then! *grabs the first available point object and shears off his hair again.*
Sakura: You feeling ok...?
Syaoran: Ya.... Mmm Hmm.... *walks in and sparkles begin to flutter all around him*
Sakura: O_O
Syaoran: *swats at the sparkles angrily* OW! These things are HOT!
Laurel: They're the new and improve sparkles!
Syaoran: Why are you talking now!? Everyone can hear you! ...Right...?
Laurel: Nope! Only you can hear me!! *grins*
Syaoran: Oh... *looks back at the classroom which is staring at him* Heh heh... *swats at another sparkle and enters the classroom again*
Random Teacher: Good morning class, today we will be creating Cheese-in-a- Can!
Random Student: Why...? What class is that...?
Random Teacher: Chemistry! Everyone knows that Cheese in a Can is the basic element for all life! We are all made of Cheese-in-a-Can, so is this chalk and this Can of Cheese!
Students: oooookaaaaay...
Random Teacher: Let's started! Now everyone take out your pitch forks, and we'll begin.
Syaoran: *Jumpily peers around him as he notices giggling again.*
Sakura: What's wrong Syaoran? Do you sense something...?
Syaoran: Yeah... Fangirl Ninjas...
Sakura: Umm... Oki doki then...
Syaoran: I've got to talk to you outside after class, ok?
Sakura: Ok... I'll meet you right outside the door
^^^ After Class ^^^
Sakura: So, what's wrong Syaoran...? And... You're hair again... umm...
Syaoran: *slices it off with his sword crazily* Ok ok ok ok ok...
Sakura: Maybe you should sit down Syao... You don't seem well... maybe it's a Clow Card...
Syaoran: No! It's Laurel! We're in a fanfiction!!
Sakura: NO!! It's worse than I thought!
Laurel: *Pretty colours flash and Laurel appears* Did someone say cheese isn't hot?!?
Sakura: No...
Laurel: Oh.... Ok then!! *looks at Syaoran* Woah, you feelin' ok, buddy?
Syaoran: No! I am NOT feeling ok!! Stop torturing me!!
Laurel: *peers at her laptop screen* Hmm... I'm sorry, it seems I cannot do that...
Syaoran: WHY NOT??
Laurel: If I do, then the balance of Cheese-in-a-Can will be thrown off and all the world will be in chaos!
Syaoran: *blinks*
Laurel: Anyways, you'd need this sword that cuts into the plot-hole! *uses sword and cuts into the open air, a hole forms and Laurel grabs a hammer from it* See?
Syaoran: *reaches forward to grab it*
Laurel: No! *slaps his hand* Bad Syaoran! No!
Syaoran: *pulls back*
Sakura: Well, at least tell us what is happening to him!
Laurel: Ok ok... He's becoming a Bishonen! I've chosen many characters that I will Bishonenize, including Kaiba from Yu Gi Oh! (I don't watch the show, but my sister does. I've decided to give her full control over his torture...).
Syaoran: You're doing WHAT?? NOO!! WHY??
Laurel: It's not my fault. I got the idea while watching Inu-Yasha... That show is so full of idea givers!
Syaoran: Well.... How do I reverse the affects?
Laurel: *eats cheese-in-a-can* You'll have to find the Creepy-Wise-Dude and he'll tell you how...
Syaoran: Why don't YOU just tell me?
Laurel: Then the story would end now and would be boring! Jeez... OBVIOUSLY... Anyway, that's the end of this chapter, so... go away...
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How'd you like that? Fun stuff huh? Teehee... The next chapter will be even better! They get to meet Creepy-Wise-Dude... and Hen-Neko get's to hit people... anyways, bi bi!!
