Laurel: Hello everyone! Welcome to the third Chapter of 'The Bishonen
Phenomena', Book One! Now a word from out sponsor!
*happy looking man comes out of nowhere -probably the plot hole- and does a dance* This chapter is brought to you BY...
Laurel: Weekends! If this weren't the weekend, I wouldn't have written the story!
*cheering is heard in the background*
Hen-Neko: AHEM...
Laurel: Oh yaw! Heehee... Here's da disclaimer!
Disclaimer: They wrote me back saying I wasn't allowed to take Syaoran... Poo... I'll have to do something else obnoxious now... *begins printing out threatening letter to the Printer's Association* Mua hahahahahaha!! *printer jams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! damn you Printer's Association!!!
Syaoran: I thought you weren't allowed to say 'Damn' I thought it had to be 'Poo'...
Laurel: I am allowed to say it, of course! I am the Authoress here! So... Poo on you...
Syaoran: -_-'
Laurel: Oh, and I don't own Shacks, candy, Cheese-in-a-Can, the world, Surfing dude accents, sparkles, and... Hmm... Everything else is owned by me... yay!!
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Chapter Three = Frank
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Laurel: *eats cheese-in-a-can* You'll have to find the Creepy-Wise-Dude and he'll tell you how...
Syaoran: Why don't YOU just tell me?
Laurel: Then the story would end now and would be boring! Jeez... OBVIOUSLY... Anyway, that's the end of this chapter, so... go away...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: Where can I find this... 'Creepy-Wise-Dude'...?
Laurel: you have to go to the end of the earth and find his cabin-like- shack-thingy.
Syaoran: The end of the world...?
Laurel: *Nods* Yep!
Syaoran: T_T
Laurel: It's not THAT far away. Just a block or two...
Sakura: Umm... Ok... I'm gonna leave now... *dashes off*
Syaoran: NOO!! I can't do this alone...
Laurel: Hmm.... HERE! Take Hen-Neko!!
Hen-Neko: What!!?? NO! I am NOT going ANYWHERE where YOU have power over anything that happens! *looks at Laurel's annoyed face* But do I have a choice.... uhg...
Laurel: *smiles* YAY! Ok then! Hurry up and get going!
Syaoran: ok ok...
Laurel: *Disappears suddenly*
Hen-Neko: She's crazy, must've been that candy... Or that Cheese-in-a- Can... meh...
Syaoran: Let's get this over with.
*So together they trudged off into the dark forbidding alleyways, in search of the end of the world, and the Creepy-Wise-Dude's Shack...*
Syaoran: Since when do we have a narrator?
Hen-Neko: Since Laurel got bored...
Syaoran: Makes sense...
*Anyway, they were traveling to the end of the earth! Soon, they saw it! Creepy-Wise-Dude's shack on a hill... that just kinda ended suddenly... heh... ANYWAYS, Just past Burger King they crossed the street and came to his house...y-shack-thing...*
Syaoran: Finally...
Hen-Neko: Tell me about it...
Laurel: OK! You guys were walking and then you ca-
Hen-Neko: Not literally...
Laurel: oh...
Syaoran: Hurry it up! *opens the door* Hello...? Creepy-Weird-Dude...?
Creepy-Wise-Dude: Dude... IT'S WISE! WISE!!!
Syaoran: oops...
Creepy-Wise-Dude: Anyway, man... *has Surfer-Dude accent* ...My name's not Creepy-Wise-Dude... Call me Frank.
Syaoran: Ok... Frank... I need your help! I've started to become a bishonen! What do I do!!??
Frank: Woah man... That is totally weird... You're hair is, like, LONG... Totally...
Syaoran: AHG! *grabs surf board and uses it to saw his now long hair off.*
Frank: Don't have a cow man.... It looks totally...weird...
Hen-Neko: Umm... Can you help us...?
Frank: With what...?
Hen-Neko: The Bishi-problem...
Frank: Oh... Yaw, totally man. I can totally help you with that killer problem...
Hen-Neko and Syaoran: *waits*
Frank: *waits*
Syaoran: Well...?
Frank: Ya?
Syaoran: You going to help us...?
Frank: Oh! Yaw, totally.
Hen-Neko: HOW?
Frank: You havta do a killer surfing ritual... totally, totally...
Syaoran: But I can't surf...
Hen-Neko: I'm part cat... I am NOT going near that water... NEVA!
Laurel: NEKO! Be a good kitty and help out Syaoran here! Or I'll touch your ears and NEVER let go! MUA HA HA!!!
Hen-Neko: Uhg...
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Hope you all liked that chapter. Fun huh? Doopishly fun... Will Syaoran pass the Surfing ritual?? Will it help at all? Will Hen-Neko get wet? Will I EVER stop talking? Stay tuned next time for... The Bishonen Phenomena, Book One!
*happy looking man comes out of nowhere -probably the plot hole- and does a dance* This chapter is brought to you BY...
Laurel: Weekends! If this weren't the weekend, I wouldn't have written the story!
*cheering is heard in the background*
Hen-Neko: AHEM...
Laurel: Oh yaw! Heehee... Here's da disclaimer!
Disclaimer: They wrote me back saying I wasn't allowed to take Syaoran... Poo... I'll have to do something else obnoxious now... *begins printing out threatening letter to the Printer's Association* Mua hahahahahaha!! *printer jams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! damn you Printer's Association!!!
Syaoran: I thought you weren't allowed to say 'Damn' I thought it had to be 'Poo'...
Laurel: I am allowed to say it, of course! I am the Authoress here! So... Poo on you...
Syaoran: -_-'
Laurel: Oh, and I don't own Shacks, candy, Cheese-in-a-Can, the world, Surfing dude accents, sparkles, and... Hmm... Everything else is owned by me... yay!!
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Chapter Three = Frank
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Laurel: *eats cheese-in-a-can* You'll have to find the Creepy-Wise-Dude and he'll tell you how...
Syaoran: Why don't YOU just tell me?
Laurel: Then the story would end now and would be boring! Jeez... OBVIOUSLY... Anyway, that's the end of this chapter, so... go away...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: Where can I find this... 'Creepy-Wise-Dude'...?
Laurel: you have to go to the end of the earth and find his cabin-like- shack-thingy.
Syaoran: The end of the world...?
Laurel: *Nods* Yep!
Syaoran: T_T
Laurel: It's not THAT far away. Just a block or two...
Sakura: Umm... Ok... I'm gonna leave now... *dashes off*
Syaoran: NOO!! I can't do this alone...
Laurel: Hmm.... HERE! Take Hen-Neko!!
Hen-Neko: What!!?? NO! I am NOT going ANYWHERE where YOU have power over anything that happens! *looks at Laurel's annoyed face* But do I have a choice.... uhg...
Laurel: *smiles* YAY! Ok then! Hurry up and get going!
Syaoran: ok ok...
Laurel: *Disappears suddenly*
Hen-Neko: She's crazy, must've been that candy... Or that Cheese-in-a- Can... meh...
Syaoran: Let's get this over with.
*So together they trudged off into the dark forbidding alleyways, in search of the end of the world, and the Creepy-Wise-Dude's Shack...*
Syaoran: Since when do we have a narrator?
Hen-Neko: Since Laurel got bored...
Syaoran: Makes sense...
*Anyway, they were traveling to the end of the earth! Soon, they saw it! Creepy-Wise-Dude's shack on a hill... that just kinda ended suddenly... heh... ANYWAYS, Just past Burger King they crossed the street and came to his house...y-shack-thing...*
Syaoran: Finally...
Hen-Neko: Tell me about it...
Laurel: OK! You guys were walking and then you ca-
Hen-Neko: Not literally...
Laurel: oh...
Syaoran: Hurry it up! *opens the door* Hello...? Creepy-Weird-Dude...?
Creepy-Wise-Dude: Dude... IT'S WISE! WISE!!!
Syaoran: oops...
Creepy-Wise-Dude: Anyway, man... *has Surfer-Dude accent* ...My name's not Creepy-Wise-Dude... Call me Frank.
Syaoran: Ok... Frank... I need your help! I've started to become a bishonen! What do I do!!??
Frank: Woah man... That is totally weird... You're hair is, like, LONG... Totally...
Syaoran: AHG! *grabs surf board and uses it to saw his now long hair off.*
Frank: Don't have a cow man.... It looks totally...weird...
Hen-Neko: Umm... Can you help us...?
Frank: With what...?
Hen-Neko: The Bishi-problem...
Frank: Oh... Yaw, totally man. I can totally help you with that killer problem...
Hen-Neko and Syaoran: *waits*
Frank: *waits*
Syaoran: Well...?
Frank: Ya?
Syaoran: You going to help us...?
Frank: Oh! Yaw, totally.
Hen-Neko: HOW?
Frank: You havta do a killer surfing ritual... totally, totally...
Syaoran: But I can't surf...
Hen-Neko: I'm part cat... I am NOT going near that water... NEVA!
Laurel: NEKO! Be a good kitty and help out Syaoran here! Or I'll touch your ears and NEVER let go! MUA HA HA!!!
Hen-Neko: Uhg...
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Hope you all liked that chapter. Fun huh? Doopishly fun... Will Syaoran pass the Surfing ritual?? Will it help at all? Will Hen-Neko get wet? Will I EVER stop talking? Stay tuned next time for... The Bishonen Phenomena, Book One!
