Laurel: Hello everyone! Welcome to the third Chapter of 'The Bishonen Phenomena', Book One! Now a word from out sponsor!

*happy looking man comes out of nowhere -probably the plot hole- and does a dance* This chapter is brought to you BY...

Laurel: Weekends! If this weren't the weekend, I wouldn't have written the story!

*cheering is heard in the background*

Hen-Neko: AHEM...

Laurel: Oh yaw! Heehee... Here's da disclaimer!

Disclaimer: They wrote me back saying I wasn't allowed to take Syaoran... Poo... I'll have to do something else obnoxious now... *begins printing out threatening letter to the Printer's Association* Mua hahahahahaha!! *printer jams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! damn you Printer's Association!!!

Syaoran: I thought you weren't allowed to say 'Damn' I thought it had to be 'Poo'...

Laurel: I am allowed to say it, of course! I am the Authoress here! So... Poo on you...

Syaoran: -_-'

Laurel: Oh, and I don't own Shacks, candy, Cheese-in-a-Can, the world, Surfing dude accents, sparkles, and... Hmm... Everything else is owned by me... yay!!

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Chapter Three = Frank

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Laurel: *eats cheese-in-a-can* You'll have to find the Creepy-Wise-Dude and he'll tell you how...

Syaoran: Why don't YOU just tell me?

Laurel: Then the story would end now and would be boring! Jeez... OBVIOUSLY... Anyway, that's the end of this chapter, so... go away...

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Syaoran: Where can I find this... 'Creepy-Wise-Dude'...?

Laurel: you have to go to the end of the earth and find his cabin-like- shack-thingy.

Syaoran: The end of the world...?

Laurel: *Nods* Yep!

Syaoran: T_T

Laurel: It's not THAT far away. Just a block or two...

Sakura: Umm... Ok... I'm gonna leave now... *dashes off*

Syaoran: NOO!! I can't do this alone...

Laurel: Hmm.... HERE! Take Hen-Neko!!

Hen-Neko: What!!?? NO! I am NOT going ANYWHERE where YOU have power over anything that happens! *looks at Laurel's annoyed face* But do I have a choice.... uhg...

Laurel: *smiles* YAY! Ok then! Hurry up and get going!

Syaoran: ok ok...

Laurel: *Disappears suddenly*

Hen-Neko: She's crazy, must've been that candy... Or that Cheese-in-a- Can... meh...

Syaoran: Let's get this over with.

*So together they trudged off into the dark forbidding alleyways, in search of the end of the world, and the Creepy-Wise-Dude's Shack...*

Syaoran: Since when do we have a narrator?

Hen-Neko: Since Laurel got bored...

Syaoran: Makes sense...

*Anyway, they were traveling to the end of the earth! Soon, they saw it! Creepy-Wise-Dude's shack on a hill... that just kinda ended suddenly... heh... ANYWAYS, Just past Burger King they crossed the street and came to his house...y-shack-thing...*

Syaoran: Finally...

Hen-Neko: Tell me about it...

Laurel: OK! You guys were walking and then you ca-

Hen-Neko: Not literally...

Laurel: oh...

Syaoran: Hurry it up! *opens the door* Hello...? Creepy-Weird-Dude...?

Creepy-Wise-Dude: Dude... IT'S WISE! WISE!!!

Syaoran: oops...

Creepy-Wise-Dude: Anyway, man... *has Surfer-Dude accent* ...My name's not Creepy-Wise-Dude... Call me Frank.

Syaoran: Ok... Frank... I need your help! I've started to become a bishonen! What do I do!!??

Frank: Woah man... That is totally weird... You're hair is, like, LONG... Totally...

Syaoran: AHG! *grabs surf board and uses it to saw his now long hair off.*

Frank: Don't have a cow man.... It looks totally...weird...

Hen-Neko: Umm... Can you help us...?

Frank: With what...?

Hen-Neko: The Bishi-problem...

Frank: Oh... Yaw, totally man. I can totally help you with that killer problem...

Hen-Neko and Syaoran: *waits*

Frank: *waits*

Syaoran: Well...?

Frank: Ya?

Syaoran: You going to help us...?

Frank: Oh! Yaw, totally.

Hen-Neko: HOW?

Frank: You havta do a killer surfing ritual... totally, totally...

Syaoran: But I can't surf...

Hen-Neko: I'm part cat... I am NOT going near that water... NEVA!

Laurel: NEKO! Be a good kitty and help out Syaoran here! Or I'll touch your ears and NEVER let go! MUA HA HA!!!

Hen-Neko: Uhg...

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Hope you all liked that chapter. Fun huh? Doopishly fun... Will Syaoran pass the Surfing ritual?? Will it help at all? Will Hen-Neko get wet? Will I EVER stop talking? Stay tuned next time for... The Bishonen Phenomena, Book One!