Laurel: Now then. This chapter is an especially special chapter... because I have basically no ideas for it. Well, I kinda do. We all know that it's going to be very random and strange.

Hen-Neko: And the others weren't?

Laurel: Pfff... What are you talking about... That wasn't random at all. THIS is random...

Hen-Neko: What is...?

Laurel: Me not saying anything.

Hen-Neko: ... Holy Catnip... You're not saying anyth-

Laurel: DOOP!

Hen-Neko: *sigh*

Laurel: This chapter is brought to you by...

ALANA! My sister! She must somehow be included for her works in giving me ideas... and constantly trying to fix my spelling mistakes... Stupid younger sisters... *sticks out tongue*

Laurel: Anyways, on with the chapter...

Disclaimer- I HATE you disclaimer! *hacks at paper that says disclaimer on it.* Anyways, I don't own (OMG! Just got an idea!!) CCS, Syaoran (yet... *raises fist*), surfer dude accents, surfboards, the word totally (though I used it enough to say that), wipe outs.

Claimer: I DO own Distant Island (halfway...), Hen-Neko (mua hahaha, holds up Neko's life sentence: ten million years as Laurel's sidekick.), and Frank..

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Chapter Four = Wipe Out, Dude!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Syaoran: You going to help us...?

Frank: Oh! Yaw, totally. Hen-Neko: HOW?

Frank: You havta do a killer surfing ritual... totally, totally...

Syaoran: But I can't surf...

Hen-Neko: I'm part cat... I am NOT going near that water... NEVA!

Laurel: NEKO! Be a good kitty and help out Syaoran here! Or I'll touch your ears and NEVER let go! MUA HA HA!!!

Hen-Neko: Uhg...

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^^^ At the Beach ^^^

Syaoran: Since when is there a beach here?

Laurel: *shifty eyes* They're on to me!!! *runs off*

Syaoran: O.o

Frank: Ok Dudes, here's the ritual. Totally repeat after me... I totally pledge to keep the balance of Cheese-in-a-Can by totally not wiping out, ever. Totally.

*Syaoran and Hen-Neko repeat the pledge*

Frank: Ok, like totally, let's get going.

Syaoran: Now what...? I thought that was it.

Frank: No way, man! Now you've got to totally Hang Ten!... ... ... Totally!

Hen-Neko: NO WAY. There is NO WAY you are going to get me in the water!!

^^^ Five minutes later, in the water^^^ Laurel: Boy Neko... You are SOOO cute in that bathing suit... awww

Hen-Neko: *furrows his brow and lays back his ears* I. Hate. You.

Laurel: I love you too Neko! *huggles him*

Frank: Now, dudes, Totally surf while praying to the Bishi-God.

Syaoran: There's a... Bishi-God...?

Frank: Yes. But he's 'Your Sexiness' or 'Bishiman' to you... totally...

Syaoran: ooookaaaay... If this is the only way...

Laurel: Well, you could also kill yourself...

Syaoran: Hmm... Seems like a better alternative...

Laurel: NO! You're the star of my fic!! You're not ALLOWED to die! Unless I say so, of course... Hmm... *types onto laptop screen for a while*

Syaoran: What did you type?

Laurel: Nothing, now hurry up!!

Syaoran: *grumbles and grabs a surfboard*

Hen-Neko: *begins to twitch* only water... It's only water.. wet... pretty SPARKLY water... water... *pant, pant*

*Syaoran begins TRYING to surf. Which is hard when Hen-Neko has attached himself to your head... with his claws... ouchy*

Syaoran: OW!! Ahh!! My eyes! My Eyes!!

Hen-Neko: WATER, WATER, WATER!!! MY FUR!! MY BEAUTIFUL FUR!!

Syaoran: *falls off the surfboard and into the water.*

^^^ On the Beach ^^^

Frank: Dude...? Dude...? Where are ya Dude...? OH MY GOD! HE WIPED OUT!!!

^^^On the Beach of Distant Island^^^

Rat Native 1: eek eeeak, irk?

Rat Native 2: eek eck erk?

Rat Native 1: EEEK!!

Syaoran: *is covered in hair that had grown while he wiped out* Uhg... Where AM I...?

Saasha: Welcome to Distant Island, traveler!

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Next chapter soon! Lol. PLEASE send me some ideas! ASAP! I've got a few, but yours will always help!! Love you all, bi bi!!!!