Laurel: I really need some new ideas people! Anything you've noticed about Bishonens from shows!! Oh, and if you have any characters that you'd like me to turn into Bishonens (they cannot BE bishonens already... lol), let me know! But remember... I'm in Canada, we only get what the USA throws us for Anime... and it sucks... lol...

Hen-Neko: And let us know what you'd like to see happen to Syaoran!

Laurel: And Neko! ^_^

Hen-Neko: Everyone loves me... They wouldn't d-

Laurel: Mua Hahhahaha! Now! On to... uhg... the Disclaimer... poo...

Disclaimer- I do NOT own CCS (poo on you CLAMP! POO ON YOU!), Syaoran (still working on that...), Sakura, Saasha (teehee), pretty colours, sparkles, bishonens, Cheese-in-a-Can, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or... Death Scenes... Oh, nor do I own the word Totally... heh...

Claimer: I DO own Frank, Hen-Neko (Mua hahhahahaha! Another few billion years and you'll be free Neko!), the right to torture Syaoran and all other CCS characters to the brink of insanity... As long as CLAMP doesn't find out... *shifty eyes*

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Chapter Five = Saasha's Revenge...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

^^^ Back at the Shore of Frank's Beach ^^^

Frank: Dude... They're gone... totally...

*Everyone comes back in a POP*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Syaoran: Glad THAT's over...

Frank: DUUUUDE... You're TOTALLY not dead! Like, totally...

Laurel: *looks at Hen-Neko suspiciously* Did you eat all the Natives...? *narrows eyes*

Hen-Neko: Noooo! What makes you think that...? heh... heh... *slurps up a rat tail that was hanging out of his mouth* ^_~

Laurel: Well, it's ok... I did the same when I first visited Distant Island... It was Thanksgiving and...

Hen-Neko: Uhg... Here it goes...

Laurel: I was traveling on my boat, looking for Indiandia to find the Indiandians and trade them for some candy... Then, when I came to land, it wasn't Indiandia, It was a place that was different... and it had a kind of smelly smell... that smelled... smelly... So I called it Distant Island and claimed it for the land of Laurelannia!! Then I met the Natives, who were rats and a strange girl with strange ways... and strangeness...

Syaoran: What is the point of this story...? How does this help me?

Laurel: We had a marvelous feast of roots, coconuts and Natives... Those rats shouldn't have trusted us...

Syaoran: Okaaay...

Frank: Totally far out, man! *High Fives Laurel*

Hen-Neko: I thought that only Hippies said 'far out'...

Frank: I am a hippy, like, totally save the whales, man..

Laurel: Yaw!!! Teehee...

Syaoran: Uh huh... Ok, Why am I still a Bishonen!?

Frank: Dude... You totally wiped out. You like, totally unbalanced the Cheese-in-a-Can levels of the world... Bad vibes man...

Syaoran: Oh no... What will we do... *rolls eyes*

Laurel: Do not mock the Cheese-in-a-Can's power! It is what made us all! Except the Bishis... His Sexiness created them... I have an idea!!! Syaoran, we could go to the castle of Bishiman and ask him to turn you back!!!!

Syaoran: *He sighed, this was taking longer than he had hoped...* And where is his castle...?

Laurel: On Distant Island! Everyone except Laurel: * anime-falls* What!?

Hen-Neko: We were JUST there! Why didn't you say anything?

Laurel: I dunno... ^_^

Syaoran: well, hurry up and 'poof' us there!

Laurel: I can't do that! I need some suspense in this fic! ^_^

Syaoran: Ahg! Come on! I'm getting sick of this!!

Laurel: Teehee! ^o^

^^^ Meanwhile, on Distant Island ^^^

Bishiman: *is wearing pink pajamas and skipping around his castle* La la la la la la!

Guard: Um... Sir...? There's a Native here wishing to speak with you...

Bishman: Well, send them in then! And don't call me SIR, am an 'Your Sexiness' to you!

Guard: Ok then...

*The Guard leaves and returns with Saasha in front of him.*

Saasha: Your Royal Sexiness, I must make a complaint! *tells the story of how the 'newcomers' came and ate all the Natives* And that's why the balance of Cheese-in-a-Can has been thrown off balance!

Bishiman: Wow!

Saasha: Teehee! Anyway, you must do something about it!!!

Bishiman: Why?

Saasha: I dunno... Cause the yellow elves will steal all the Cheese-in-a- Can if you don't?

Bishiman: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Will Bishiman do something about it? Will the natives regenerate? Will Syaoran appease Bishiman? Who knows, who cares. Until next time... get out of my face... Teehee!

Read and Review! You ideas are ALWAYS welcome! Yay! *scurries off*