Laurel: How is everyone today?

studio audience: Good Laurel, how about yoooouuuu?

Laurel: Good! Yay! Now then, Today we are going to answer a few reviews! Three to be exact (just check the reviews to see who said what.)

Arikandrishin- Teehee! You're name is funny! I'm glad you liked it so far!!!

Aimee Damita- Hey... that's not your name you poo! Teehee... You're Saasha, the Native of Distant Island!! Everyone meet her!! Teehee... I can't wait for the wedding!! *cries*

sign58- Yay! Random, Weird and Strange! My three middle names! (Hen-Neko: Laurel random-weird-strange Chaisson? Hmm... It all makes sense now...)

Disclaimer: I do not own Bishiman (his sexiness), Saasha, CCS, Syaoran, Cheese-in-a-Can or Hairballs!

Claimer: I DO own Distant Island (50% of it), Hen-Neko, and Frank.

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Chapter Seven = Row, Row the Hairball Boat...

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Saasha: Teehee! Anyway, you must do something about it!!!

Bishiman: Why?

Saasha: I dunno... Cause the yellow elves will steal all the Cheese-in-a- Can if you don't?

Bishiman: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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^^^ Back at Frank's Beach ^^^

Syaoran: How are we going to get to Distant Island if you don't Poof us!!??

Laurel: Well, you're going to have to build a boat! ^_^'

Hen-Neko: What are we going to make a boat out of here? Laurel: *stares at Neko crazily*

Hen-Neko: ...What?

Laurel: Well, every time you spit up a hairball under my bed, I just collect it in a bag and stuff it in the Plot Hole! I knew I could use it some time!!!

Hen-Neko: WHAT!! I do not spit up hairballs under your bed.... Never... ya... that's right...

Laurel: Then what is this? *pulls out bag of hairballs*

Hen-Neko: O_o" Umm... You knew the whole time!!!???

Syaoran: Ahg... That is SO gross...

Laurel: ^_^

^^^ A Few, Disgusting, Minutes Later ^^^

Laurel: Done! Finally!

Syaoran: This is so nauseating... I am not going to use this as a boat...

*The hairball-canoe (because I'm Canadian) is sitting in from of them all as they survey their work.*

Hen-Neko: This is so embarrassing... uck...

Laurel: We had better get in and hurry up so we can get to Distant Island!

Syaoran and Hen-Neko: You must be kidding...

Laurel: *pauses for a moment to think* ...nope! ^_^

*Everyone moves toward the hairball-boat slowly and reluctantly...*

Laurel: Oh, wait!! I wanted to do one more thing... *pulls out her laptop and types erratically on the screen.* There!

*Sakura appears out of nowhere*

Sakura: o_O Where am I? Laurel: At the beach, we're going to Distant Island to ask Bishiman to turn Syaoran into a non-bishi so that he won't stop tripping over his hair and having to swat sparkles from his face!!

Sakura: Oh... Why am I here then?

Laurel: I need you for the rest of the story! ^_^

Sakura: Oh... Well, then why is Nakuru here...?

Nakuru: Ya, why am I here?

Laurel: 'Cause! No one else here is crazy!! ^_^

Nakuru: Oooooo! Good reason!

*Laurel and Nakuru dance around crazily for a few hours.*

Syaoran: Can we just get going!?

Laurel: Why didn't you say that earlier!

Sakura: He did... He's been saying it for the past three hours... -_-'

Nakuru and Laurel: Oh... Ok!

Everyone but Nakuru and Laurel: Uhg...

*They all climb into the boat unwillingly and Laurel and Nakuru begin to row, singing... VERY loudly...*

Laurel: Row, row, the hairball boat!

Nakuru: Erratically through the ocean!

Laurel: crazily, crazily, crazily, crazily...

Nakuru: Life is made of Cheese... in a can...!

Hen-Neko: Make it stop... PLEASE, make it STOP!!!

^^^ Meanwhile, at Bishiman's Lair (or the Bishi-lair) ^^^ Saasha: *dances around* I'm betrothed to Bishiman! I'm betrothed to Bishiman! Yayness!

Maid: Umm... You sure that's a good thing....?

Saasha: Of COURSE it is! He's HOT!

Maid: That may be true M'lady... but... He's a little...

Saasha: A little what? *blinks innocently*

Maid: Well... Gay...

Saasha: O_o WHAT!?

Maid: It's true... He dances to Britney Spears every chance he gets in his quarters..

Saasha: Well this will NOT do... He'll have to go through the seven rules.

Maid: The... Seven Rules?

Saasha: You know! The rules on how to become Saasha's Dream Guy!

One- Must not be Gay Two- Must not secretly be a girl... Three- Must be extremely sexy Four- Must be evil and creepy... or have the ability to become so... Five- Brain is optional. Six- No, no, I change my mind! Must have somewhat of a brain... Seven- Did I mention extremely sexy!?!?

Maid: okaaay...

Saasha: *Runs off to begin his training*

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Will Bishiman learn the Seven Rules? Will Saasha marry him? Will Hen-Neko ever spit up a haiball under Laurel's bed again? Find out next time on... THE BISHONEN PHENOMENA!