First, a few reviews:
Aimee Damita- Yep! Teehee
Clair-chan- OMG! I just love your fics! They inspired me to stick Nakuru in here! lol. Anyways, I'm really glad that you like me ficcy!
LavenderAlana- Umm... That'd be me sister... *cough cough*
Bonnie-chan- He's GAY!?? OMG! I had NO idea! Teehee
Serena: Yay! Here's that chappy you wanteded!
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Hen-Neko: Hello everyone!
Laurel: *is sobbing in the background*
Hen-Neko: Um... Laurel just figured out what strawberry milk looks like...
Laurel: *pauses* Huh? What does it look like...?
Hen-Neko: If I tell you you'll start screaming and freaking out again...
Laurel: That's absurd! Why would I do that?
Hen-Neko: Ok... Remember, it's Pepto-Bisma-
Laurel: OMG!!! You're right!! Pepto-Bismal!! EWWWW!! *curls up in a corner and begins to suck her thumb*
Hen-Neko: Ok... I guess I'm doing the disclaimer today. Hmm... it's supposed to be funny huh...? *grabs the laptop and begins to type, very slowly*
Disclaimer: Hmm... Ok... She doesn't own Card Captor Sakura... nor Syaoran, though it seems she has been trying for years to do so... Oh... that was supposed to be made into a joke... oops. Well, there's something about not owning the seven rules here, and also not owning cheese-in-a-can... hmm... Ok then... I don't see how that is funny... Doesn't have catnip mentioned anywhere... meh...
Claimer: What is this for... Oh, I get it... ok, she owns... ME!? Uhg... Umm... nevermind...
Laurel: *raises eyebrow and frowns* Neko.... You suck at being funny...
Hen-Neko: Strawberry milk.
Laurel: AHHHH!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maid: The... Seven Rules?
Saasha: You know! The rules on how to become Saasha's Dream Guy! One- Must not be Gay Two- Must not secretly be a girl... Three- Must be extremely sexy Four- Must be evil and creepy... or have the ability to become so... Five- Brain is optional. Six- No, no, I change my mind! Must have somewhat of a brain... Seven- Did I mention extremely sexy!?!?
Maid: okaaay...
Saasha: *Runs off to begin his training*
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^^^ In the hairball boat, in the middle of the ocean... somewhere ^^^
*Laurel and Nakuru are STILL singing, Hen-Neko is cautiously watching the water, Syaoran is trying to drown out the singing, and Sakura is still wondering why she's here...*
Laurel: LOOK EVERYONE!!! LA-
*a crashing sound is heard and everyone lurches out of the boat and lands on the shore of Distant Island*
Laurel: ND!
Hen-Neko: Wooo-whoo!
Syaoran and Sakura: Finally...
*Laurel stares at them with a neurotic smile pasted on her face. She begins to giggle crazily.*
Syaoran: ...what?
*Nakuru stands beside Laurel and grins idiotically, it doesn't take her long to start giggling like a maniac as well.*
Sakura: What are you two laughing about...?
*they glance at each other and continue laughing hysterically*
Syaoran and Sakura: WHAT!? Laurel: You guys... are SOOOOOOOOOO cute together... *smiles crazily*
Syaoran + Sakura (teehee): *Blush*
Nakuru: hehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehehheheh!!
*Laurel joins in on the insane laughing*
Hen-Neko: Okay... This is uselessly stupid...
Laurel: But it does help with the ratings!! ^_^
*Every S+S fan out there cheers with delight*
Laurel: See! Told ya!
Syaoran: *Rolls eyes, finally recovering his 'I-don't-care' face.* Let's just get to Bishiman's Castle, ok...
Laurel: Sure!!! OK!
*Wizard of Oz music starts to play*
Laurel: We're off to see the Bishiman! The Supreme Being of Bishonens!
*Nakuru joins in*
Nakuru: Because, Because, Because, Becaaaauuuuse... Laurel and Nakuru: Because Syaoran becoming a girly boy!
Syaoran: HEY!
^^^ At Bishiman's Castle ^^^
*Currently, Saasha is trying to teach Bishiman the seven rules. It isn't going very well, as you will soon see...*
Bishiman: *begins combing his very long, flowing, black hair* I don't get it... ^_^
Saasha: -_-' Ok... It's like... It's like this: my 'dream guy' must not be GAY...
Bishiman: *smiles stupidly* I'm not gay! Saasha: O_o!! What!!?? You're not!? Well then... *pauses* Are you sure...?
*Bishiman nods idiotically once again, and Saasha seems pleased... ... ... though even I, the narrator, is not so sure...*
^^^ Outside of Bishiman's Castle ^^^
Laurel: Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yel-
Hen-Neko: Laurel... It's not yellow... -_-' It's PINK!!!!!!!!
Laurel: Why did you say so?
Sakura: We've all been telling you since you started singing... with the exception of Nakuru, that is...
Nakuru: I've been dancing! Yay me!
Laurel: Yay you!
Nakuru and Laurel: Follow the gay pink road! Follow the gay pink road! Follow the gay pink raod! Follow the ga-
Voice: HALT!
Laurel: Ah-kay!
Syaoran, Hen-Neko, and Sakura: Who's there?
Laurel and Nakuru: Ooooooo... Disembodied voice...
Laurel: Can I get your autograph Mr. Disembodied Voice?
Nakuru: I love you Disembodied Voice!!!
Voice: Ok....
Syaoran: *Pulls out sword* Show yourself!
Sakura: *Retrieves the Star Wand* Who are you!
*Several feathers float silently to the ground in front of them*
Hen-Neko: Pigeon feathers... yuck, flying rats...
Yue: WHAT!? Pigeon!!?? *lands angrily before them*
Hen-Neko: I know a feather when I see one... I know from experience not to eat anything with pigeon feathers... you flying rat-person...
Yue: Grrrrr....
Sakura: Hi Yue! What're you doing here?
Yue: *glares at Neko and looks toward Sakura* I'm a Bishonen... I live here...
Sakura: *snorts, trying to contain her laughter* So... you're one of Bishiman's... MINIONS!!! *falls on the ground laughing hysterically*
Yue: *glares* So what...
Syaoran: That's low...
Yue: You shouldn't be talking girly-boy...
Laurel: See! I told you!
Syaoran: *screeches and chops off his hair again with his sword, this time it almost immediately grows back and he's stuck in an ending circle of cut- grow-cut-grow*
Sakura: It's getting worse...
Yue: Well, you'd better hurry up and get to Bishiman's Castle, it's almost Tea-time.
Laurel: Oooooooo! Tea!!! What kind!?
Yue: I think it's Strawberry milk toda-
Laurel: *begins to sob*
Yue: O_o
Hen-Neko: She thinks that it looks like Peptobismal...
*Sobbing grows louder*
Syaoran: Anyways... Let's get going.
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That was pretty long this time... lol. REALLY sorry that I haven't updated in a while. It's been Christmas and all... lol...
Aimee Damita- Yep! Teehee
Clair-chan- OMG! I just love your fics! They inspired me to stick Nakuru in here! lol. Anyways, I'm really glad that you like me ficcy!
LavenderAlana- Umm... That'd be me sister... *cough cough*
Bonnie-chan- He's GAY!?? OMG! I had NO idea! Teehee
Serena: Yay! Here's that chappy you wanteded!
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Hen-Neko: Hello everyone!
Laurel: *is sobbing in the background*
Hen-Neko: Um... Laurel just figured out what strawberry milk looks like...
Laurel: *pauses* Huh? What does it look like...?
Hen-Neko: If I tell you you'll start screaming and freaking out again...
Laurel: That's absurd! Why would I do that?
Hen-Neko: Ok... Remember, it's Pepto-Bisma-
Laurel: OMG!!! You're right!! Pepto-Bismal!! EWWWW!! *curls up in a corner and begins to suck her thumb*
Hen-Neko: Ok... I guess I'm doing the disclaimer today. Hmm... it's supposed to be funny huh...? *grabs the laptop and begins to type, very slowly*
Disclaimer: Hmm... Ok... She doesn't own Card Captor Sakura... nor Syaoran, though it seems she has been trying for years to do so... Oh... that was supposed to be made into a joke... oops. Well, there's something about not owning the seven rules here, and also not owning cheese-in-a-can... hmm... Ok then... I don't see how that is funny... Doesn't have catnip mentioned anywhere... meh...
Claimer: What is this for... Oh, I get it... ok, she owns... ME!? Uhg... Umm... nevermind...
Laurel: *raises eyebrow and frowns* Neko.... You suck at being funny...
Hen-Neko: Strawberry milk.
Laurel: AHHHH!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter Eight = We're Off to see Bishiman...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maid: The... Seven Rules?
Saasha: You know! The rules on how to become Saasha's Dream Guy! One- Must not be Gay Two- Must not secretly be a girl... Three- Must be extremely sexy Four- Must be evil and creepy... or have the ability to become so... Five- Brain is optional. Six- No, no, I change my mind! Must have somewhat of a brain... Seven- Did I mention extremely sexy!?!?
Maid: okaaay...
Saasha: *Runs off to begin his training*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^^^ In the hairball boat, in the middle of the ocean... somewhere ^^^
*Laurel and Nakuru are STILL singing, Hen-Neko is cautiously watching the water, Syaoran is trying to drown out the singing, and Sakura is still wondering why she's here...*
Laurel: LOOK EVERYONE!!! LA-
*a crashing sound is heard and everyone lurches out of the boat and lands on the shore of Distant Island*
Laurel: ND!
Hen-Neko: Wooo-whoo!
Syaoran and Sakura: Finally...
*Laurel stares at them with a neurotic smile pasted on her face. She begins to giggle crazily.*
Syaoran: ...what?
*Nakuru stands beside Laurel and grins idiotically, it doesn't take her long to start giggling like a maniac as well.*
Sakura: What are you two laughing about...?
*they glance at each other and continue laughing hysterically*
Syaoran and Sakura: WHAT!? Laurel: You guys... are SOOOOOOOOOO cute together... *smiles crazily*
Syaoran + Sakura (teehee): *Blush*
Nakuru: hehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehehheheh!!
*Laurel joins in on the insane laughing*
Hen-Neko: Okay... This is uselessly stupid...
Laurel: But it does help with the ratings!! ^_^
*Every S+S fan out there cheers with delight*
Laurel: See! Told ya!
Syaoran: *Rolls eyes, finally recovering his 'I-don't-care' face.* Let's just get to Bishiman's Castle, ok...
Laurel: Sure!!! OK!
*Wizard of Oz music starts to play*
Laurel: We're off to see the Bishiman! The Supreme Being of Bishonens!
*Nakuru joins in*
Nakuru: Because, Because, Because, Becaaaauuuuse... Laurel and Nakuru: Because Syaoran becoming a girly boy!
Syaoran: HEY!
^^^ At Bishiman's Castle ^^^
*Currently, Saasha is trying to teach Bishiman the seven rules. It isn't going very well, as you will soon see...*
Bishiman: *begins combing his very long, flowing, black hair* I don't get it... ^_^
Saasha: -_-' Ok... It's like... It's like this: my 'dream guy' must not be GAY...
Bishiman: *smiles stupidly* I'm not gay! Saasha: O_o!! What!!?? You're not!? Well then... *pauses* Are you sure...?
*Bishiman nods idiotically once again, and Saasha seems pleased... ... ... though even I, the narrator, is not so sure...*
^^^ Outside of Bishiman's Castle ^^^
Laurel: Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yel-
Hen-Neko: Laurel... It's not yellow... -_-' It's PINK!!!!!!!!
Laurel: Why did you say so?
Sakura: We've all been telling you since you started singing... with the exception of Nakuru, that is...
Nakuru: I've been dancing! Yay me!
Laurel: Yay you!
Nakuru and Laurel: Follow the gay pink road! Follow the gay pink road! Follow the gay pink raod! Follow the ga-
Voice: HALT!
Laurel: Ah-kay!
Syaoran, Hen-Neko, and Sakura: Who's there?
Laurel and Nakuru: Ooooooo... Disembodied voice...
Laurel: Can I get your autograph Mr. Disembodied Voice?
Nakuru: I love you Disembodied Voice!!!
Voice: Ok....
Syaoran: *Pulls out sword* Show yourself!
Sakura: *Retrieves the Star Wand* Who are you!
*Several feathers float silently to the ground in front of them*
Hen-Neko: Pigeon feathers... yuck, flying rats...
Yue: WHAT!? Pigeon!!?? *lands angrily before them*
Hen-Neko: I know a feather when I see one... I know from experience not to eat anything with pigeon feathers... you flying rat-person...
Yue: Grrrrr....
Sakura: Hi Yue! What're you doing here?
Yue: *glares at Neko and looks toward Sakura* I'm a Bishonen... I live here...
Sakura: *snorts, trying to contain her laughter* So... you're one of Bishiman's... MINIONS!!! *falls on the ground laughing hysterically*
Yue: *glares* So what...
Syaoran: That's low...
Yue: You shouldn't be talking girly-boy...
Laurel: See! I told you!
Syaoran: *screeches and chops off his hair again with his sword, this time it almost immediately grows back and he's stuck in an ending circle of cut- grow-cut-grow*
Sakura: It's getting worse...
Yue: Well, you'd better hurry up and get to Bishiman's Castle, it's almost Tea-time.
Laurel: Oooooooo! Tea!!! What kind!?
Yue: I think it's Strawberry milk toda-
Laurel: *begins to sob*
Yue: O_o
Hen-Neko: She thinks that it looks like Peptobismal...
*Sobbing grows louder*
Syaoran: Anyways... Let's get going.
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That was pretty long this time... lol. REALLY sorry that I haven't updated in a while. It's been Christmas and all... lol...
