First, a few reviews:

Aimee Damita- Yep! Teehee

Clair-chan- OMG! I just love your fics! They inspired me to stick Nakuru in here! lol. Anyways, I'm really glad that you like me ficcy!

LavenderAlana- Umm... That'd be me sister... *cough cough*

Bonnie-chan- He's GAY!?? OMG! I had NO idea! Teehee

Serena: Yay! Here's that chappy you wanteded!

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Hen-Neko: Hello everyone!

Laurel: *is sobbing in the background*

Hen-Neko: Um... Laurel just figured out what strawberry milk looks like...

Laurel: *pauses* Huh? What does it look like...?

Hen-Neko: If I tell you you'll start screaming and freaking out again...

Laurel: That's absurd! Why would I do that?

Hen-Neko: Ok... Remember, it's Pepto-Bisma-

Laurel: OMG!!! You're right!! Pepto-Bismal!! EWWWW!! *curls up in a corner and begins to suck her thumb*

Hen-Neko: Ok... I guess I'm doing the disclaimer today. Hmm... it's supposed to be funny huh...? *grabs the laptop and begins to type, very slowly*

Disclaimer: Hmm... Ok... She doesn't own Card Captor Sakura... nor Syaoran, though it seems she has been trying for years to do so... Oh... that was supposed to be made into a joke... oops. Well, there's something about not owning the seven rules here, and also not owning cheese-in-a-can... hmm... Ok then... I don't see how that is funny... Doesn't have catnip mentioned anywhere... meh...

Claimer: What is this for... Oh, I get it... ok, she owns... ME!? Uhg... Umm... nevermind...

Laurel: *raises eyebrow and frowns* Neko.... You suck at being funny...

Hen-Neko: Strawberry milk.

Laurel: AHHHH!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter Eight = We're Off to see Bishiman...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maid: The... Seven Rules?

Saasha: You know! The rules on how to become Saasha's Dream Guy! One- Must not be Gay Two- Must not secretly be a girl... Three- Must be extremely sexy Four- Must be evil and creepy... or have the ability to become so... Five- Brain is optional. Six- No, no, I change my mind! Must have somewhat of a brain... Seven- Did I mention extremely sexy!?!?

Maid: okaaay...

Saasha: *Runs off to begin his training*

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^^^ In the hairball boat, in the middle of the ocean... somewhere ^^^

*Laurel and Nakuru are STILL singing, Hen-Neko is cautiously watching the water, Syaoran is trying to drown out the singing, and Sakura is still wondering why she's here...*

Laurel: LOOK EVERYONE!!! LA-

*a crashing sound is heard and everyone lurches out of the boat and lands on the shore of Distant Island*

Laurel: ND!

Hen-Neko: Wooo-whoo!

Syaoran and Sakura: Finally...

*Laurel stares at them with a neurotic smile pasted on her face. She begins to giggle crazily.*

Syaoran: ...what?

*Nakuru stands beside Laurel and grins idiotically, it doesn't take her long to start giggling like a maniac as well.*

Sakura: What are you two laughing about...?

*they glance at each other and continue laughing hysterically*

Syaoran and Sakura: WHAT!? Laurel: You guys... are SOOOOOOOOOO cute together... *smiles crazily*

Syaoran + Sakura (teehee): *Blush*

Nakuru: hehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehehheheh!!

*Laurel joins in on the insane laughing*

Hen-Neko: Okay... This is uselessly stupid...

Laurel: But it does help with the ratings!! ^_^

*Every S+S fan out there cheers with delight*

Laurel: See! Told ya!

Syaoran: *Rolls eyes, finally recovering his 'I-don't-care' face.* Let's just get to Bishiman's Castle, ok...

Laurel: Sure!!! OK!

*Wizard of Oz music starts to play*

Laurel: We're off to see the Bishiman! The Supreme Being of Bishonens!

*Nakuru joins in*

Nakuru: Because, Because, Because, Becaaaauuuuse... Laurel and Nakuru: Because Syaoran becoming a girly boy!

Syaoran: HEY!

^^^ At Bishiman's Castle ^^^

*Currently, Saasha is trying to teach Bishiman the seven rules. It isn't going very well, as you will soon see...*

Bishiman: *begins combing his very long, flowing, black hair* I don't get it... ^_^

Saasha: -_-' Ok... It's like... It's like this: my 'dream guy' must not be GAY...

Bishiman: *smiles stupidly* I'm not gay! Saasha: O_o!! What!!?? You're not!? Well then... *pauses* Are you sure...?

*Bishiman nods idiotically once again, and Saasha seems pleased... ... ... though even I, the narrator, is not so sure...*

^^^ Outside of Bishiman's Castle ^^^

Laurel: Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yel-

Hen-Neko: Laurel... It's not yellow... -_-' It's PINK!!!!!!!!

Laurel: Why did you say so?

Sakura: We've all been telling you since you started singing... with the exception of Nakuru, that is...

Nakuru: I've been dancing! Yay me!

Laurel: Yay you!

Nakuru and Laurel: Follow the gay pink road! Follow the gay pink road! Follow the gay pink raod! Follow the ga-

Voice: HALT!

Laurel: Ah-kay!

Syaoran, Hen-Neko, and Sakura: Who's there?

Laurel and Nakuru: Ooooooo... Disembodied voice...

Laurel: Can I get your autograph Mr. Disembodied Voice?

Nakuru: I love you Disembodied Voice!!!

Voice: Ok....

Syaoran: *Pulls out sword* Show yourself!

Sakura: *Retrieves the Star Wand* Who are you!

*Several feathers float silently to the ground in front of them*

Hen-Neko: Pigeon feathers... yuck, flying rats...

Yue: WHAT!? Pigeon!!?? *lands angrily before them*

Hen-Neko: I know a feather when I see one... I know from experience not to eat anything with pigeon feathers... you flying rat-person...

Yue: Grrrrr....

Sakura: Hi Yue! What're you doing here?

Yue: *glares at Neko and looks toward Sakura* I'm a Bishonen... I live here...

Sakura: *snorts, trying to contain her laughter* So... you're one of Bishiman's... MINIONS!!! *falls on the ground laughing hysterically*

Yue: *glares* So what...

Syaoran: That's low...

Yue: You shouldn't be talking girly-boy...

Laurel: See! I told you!

Syaoran: *screeches and chops off his hair again with his sword, this time it almost immediately grows back and he's stuck in an ending circle of cut- grow-cut-grow*

Sakura: It's getting worse...

Yue: Well, you'd better hurry up and get to Bishiman's Castle, it's almost Tea-time.

Laurel: Oooooooo! Tea!!! What kind!?

Yue: I think it's Strawberry milk toda-

Laurel: *begins to sob*

Yue: O_o

Hen-Neko: She thinks that it looks like Peptobismal...

*Sobbing grows louder*

Syaoran: Anyways... Let's get going.

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That was pretty long this time... lol. REALLY sorry that I haven't updated in a while. It's been Christmas and all... lol...