*In a vast place void of colour, Laurel is seen standing in front a large
monument in the shape of a keyboard and pencil. To her right, there is
another statue; of an eraser and a thing of whiteout (what's with you
'liquid-paper' people...? Phfff... Liquid paper! Lol... *dodges bullets*
ack!)*
Laurel: Hmm...
Hen-Neko: *blinks* What are you doing...? You've been standing in this place for three hours doing nothing... -_-'
Laurel: Oh, I've been thinking of what to say to the Plot Goddess *motions to the keyboard/pencil statue* and the Typo God *motions to the eraser and whiteout statue*...
Hen-Neko: Then what are the buckets of red paint for...?
Laurel: Oh, those? Those are so that I can throw the red paint all over the plot god's statue to appeal to the God of Writer's Block *points to a large black box... (dave... what are you doing dave... Teehee...)* and then run back to the Plot Goddess and plead forgiveness.
Hen-Neko: Ok... Umm... I don't want to be here to see this...
Laurel: *Grabs her paint and runs off* Muahaha... Oh wait! First I'll do the Disclaimer and Claimer!!
Disclaimer- For some reason CLAMP threw me out of their main building when I went running through the place wearing a towel as a cape and screaming at the top of my lungs, "I have come to steal your Syaorans! Please put all Syaorans in a bag with a money sign on it and give it to me!" Jeez... Anyways, that was my attempt at owning Syaoran once again, soooo... I don't... YET! I also have to ownage over CCS, the seven rules, tea, pepto- Bismal, Strawberry Milk, Cheese-in-a-Can, Bishonens and... Tea parties... yay!
Claimer: I DO own... SYAORAN! *Is sued* Dammit! Ok ok... I DO own...*coughsyaorancough* ......YES *is sued* DAMN! -_- ok ok... I give up...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter Nine = A Tea Party if That's What You'd Call it...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yue: Well, you'd better hurry up and get to Bishiman's Castle, it's almost Tea-time.
Laurel: Oooooooo! Tea!!! What kind!?
Yue: I think it's Strawberry milk toda-
Laurel: *begins to sob*
Yue: O_o
Hen-Neko: She thinks that it looks like Peptobismal...
*Sobbing grows louder*
Syaoran: Anyways... Let's get going.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^^^ In Bishiman's courtyard... it's pink... and has statues of kittens and puppies... awwwww.... and gay... ^^^
Yue: And here's the courtyard... where Bishiman has his tea.
Laurel: This is disturbing... ... ... ... YAY!
Syaoran: *Is once again gnawing his hair off* So... When can we talk to him so that I can GO BACK TO NORMAL!!!???
Yue: -_- After the tea party.... You can join us.
Sakura: Us?
^^^ A few minutes later, the gang is sitting at a HUGE pink table in the courtyard... most of the seats are taken up by teddy-bears and other stuffed animals, but the remaining seats are reserved with small pieces of paper with names on them ^^^
Laurel: Let's see who else is here... *grabs a note and reads it out loud* Pegasus... What kind of name is that!! *laughs*
Sakura: Eroil...? -_-' Laurel... why is he invited...?
Laurel: *shifty look* I didn't do it... *eyes move at speed of light back and forth*
Hen-Neko: Laurel... It's in YOUR handwriting...
Sakura: Ya, and you didn't even spell his last name right...
Laurel: Umm... I didn't... Umm... TAKE THAT! *Throws cheese at them and ducks, as if it would explode*
Syaoran: O_o Oki... *Grabs a note from a chair* WHAT!?? This has MY name on it!!
Laurel: ^_^ YEP! Teehee...
*Just then Bishiman, Saasha, Pegasus, Yukito, Sesshomaru, and a bunch of other henchman-looking Bishonens enter the courtyard and sit down at the pink table.*
Bishiman: Hello everyone! ^_^
Laurel: Hello Your Sexiness!
Syaoran: Stop my torture now.
Nakuru: Hi Your Sexiness!
Syaoran: Stop my torture now...
Laurel: Hi Saasha!!!
Saasha: Hiya Laurel! Oink!
Laurel: Moo!
Saasha: oohl-
Syaoran: STOP MY TORTURE NOW!
Bishiman: I'll think about it after Tea...
*The tea goes well... if you'd call Laurel's sobbing over Strawberry Milk, Hen-Neko's apparent fear of crumpets and Syaoran's mumbling, good, then yes, it was good!*
Syaoran: Done. Stop. My. Torture... Now....
Bishiman: Well... you see... I can't! ^_^ Syaoran: Why not!?
Bishiman: I need the plot-sword, I believe Laurel has that item...
*All eyes turn to Laurel*
Laurel: Huh? What? I wasn't listening...
Syaoran: You told me that I had to go see Bishiman to get it stopped... And he tells me that he needs the sword that YOU have!!!!???
Laurel: The Plot-Sword? Oh... I lost it...
Everyone but Nakuru and Laurel: WHAT!??
Laurel: You see, I was playing poker with some people and......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: Cheat!
The Grim Reaper: Laurel... We're playing Poker... not Cheat...
Laurel: Oooooooh... Go Fish!
Nakuru: Ha haw! I got the Old Maid to dance in a circle around the fishing pond! Now I get to take all of your cards Typo-Man!
Typo-man: -_-' That dosn't evene make anysense....
Laurel: Five Sevens! I win!!
Sesshomaru: You can't even get five sevens... what are you doing...?
Laurel: Ok! I'm in a lucky streak! So... I bet the Plot-Sword, This Can of Cheese... and... All of Neko's Catnip!
^^^ Ten minutes later ^^^
Laurel: Hmm.. Neko's not going to be happy...
Great Deku Tree: Ye lose, I have thy sword of plottedness!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hen-Neko: WHAT!?? You lost my Catnip!!??
Laurel: Heh heh...
Syoaran: You lost the Plot-Sword!??
Nakuru: You lost the Cheese-in-a-Can!?
Sakura: Nakuru... You were there, remember?
Nakuru: Oh yaw! ^_^
Syaoran: Now we've got to go where to get this stupid sword...?
Laurel: Hyrule! ^_^
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Will Syaoran ever turn back to normal? Does Laurel Even know how to play Poker? Where is Hyrule anyway...? All of these questions will *coughnotcough* be answered in the next chapter of... The Bishonen Phenomena!
Laurel: Hmm...
Hen-Neko: *blinks* What are you doing...? You've been standing in this place for three hours doing nothing... -_-'
Laurel: Oh, I've been thinking of what to say to the Plot Goddess *motions to the keyboard/pencil statue* and the Typo God *motions to the eraser and whiteout statue*...
Hen-Neko: Then what are the buckets of red paint for...?
Laurel: Oh, those? Those are so that I can throw the red paint all over the plot god's statue to appeal to the God of Writer's Block *points to a large black box... (dave... what are you doing dave... Teehee...)* and then run back to the Plot Goddess and plead forgiveness.
Hen-Neko: Ok... Umm... I don't want to be here to see this...
Laurel: *Grabs her paint and runs off* Muahaha... Oh wait! First I'll do the Disclaimer and Claimer!!
Disclaimer- For some reason CLAMP threw me out of their main building when I went running through the place wearing a towel as a cape and screaming at the top of my lungs, "I have come to steal your Syaorans! Please put all Syaorans in a bag with a money sign on it and give it to me!" Jeez... Anyways, that was my attempt at owning Syaoran once again, soooo... I don't... YET! I also have to ownage over CCS, the seven rules, tea, pepto- Bismal, Strawberry Milk, Cheese-in-a-Can, Bishonens and... Tea parties... yay!
Claimer: I DO own... SYAORAN! *Is sued* Dammit! Ok ok... I DO own...*coughsyaorancough* ......YES *is sued* DAMN! -_- ok ok... I give up...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter Nine = A Tea Party if That's What You'd Call it...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yue: Well, you'd better hurry up and get to Bishiman's Castle, it's almost Tea-time.
Laurel: Oooooooo! Tea!!! What kind!?
Yue: I think it's Strawberry milk toda-
Laurel: *begins to sob*
Yue: O_o
Hen-Neko: She thinks that it looks like Peptobismal...
*Sobbing grows louder*
Syaoran: Anyways... Let's get going.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^^^ In Bishiman's courtyard... it's pink... and has statues of kittens and puppies... awwwww.... and gay... ^^^
Yue: And here's the courtyard... where Bishiman has his tea.
Laurel: This is disturbing... ... ... ... YAY!
Syaoran: *Is once again gnawing his hair off* So... When can we talk to him so that I can GO BACK TO NORMAL!!!???
Yue: -_- After the tea party.... You can join us.
Sakura: Us?
^^^ A few minutes later, the gang is sitting at a HUGE pink table in the courtyard... most of the seats are taken up by teddy-bears and other stuffed animals, but the remaining seats are reserved with small pieces of paper with names on them ^^^
Laurel: Let's see who else is here... *grabs a note and reads it out loud* Pegasus... What kind of name is that!! *laughs*
Sakura: Eroil...? -_-' Laurel... why is he invited...?
Laurel: *shifty look* I didn't do it... *eyes move at speed of light back and forth*
Hen-Neko: Laurel... It's in YOUR handwriting...
Sakura: Ya, and you didn't even spell his last name right...
Laurel: Umm... I didn't... Umm... TAKE THAT! *Throws cheese at them and ducks, as if it would explode*
Syaoran: O_o Oki... *Grabs a note from a chair* WHAT!?? This has MY name on it!!
Laurel: ^_^ YEP! Teehee...
*Just then Bishiman, Saasha, Pegasus, Yukito, Sesshomaru, and a bunch of other henchman-looking Bishonens enter the courtyard and sit down at the pink table.*
Bishiman: Hello everyone! ^_^
Laurel: Hello Your Sexiness!
Syaoran: Stop my torture now.
Nakuru: Hi Your Sexiness!
Syaoran: Stop my torture now...
Laurel: Hi Saasha!!!
Saasha: Hiya Laurel! Oink!
Laurel: Moo!
Saasha: oohl-
Syaoran: STOP MY TORTURE NOW!
Bishiman: I'll think about it after Tea...
*The tea goes well... if you'd call Laurel's sobbing over Strawberry Milk, Hen-Neko's apparent fear of crumpets and Syaoran's mumbling, good, then yes, it was good!*
Syaoran: Done. Stop. My. Torture... Now....
Bishiman: Well... you see... I can't! ^_^ Syaoran: Why not!?
Bishiman: I need the plot-sword, I believe Laurel has that item...
*All eyes turn to Laurel*
Laurel: Huh? What? I wasn't listening...
Syaoran: You told me that I had to go see Bishiman to get it stopped... And he tells me that he needs the sword that YOU have!!!!???
Laurel: The Plot-Sword? Oh... I lost it...
Everyone but Nakuru and Laurel: WHAT!??
Laurel: You see, I was playing poker with some people and......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: Cheat!
The Grim Reaper: Laurel... We're playing Poker... not Cheat...
Laurel: Oooooooh... Go Fish!
Nakuru: Ha haw! I got the Old Maid to dance in a circle around the fishing pond! Now I get to take all of your cards Typo-Man!
Typo-man: -_-' That dosn't evene make anysense....
Laurel: Five Sevens! I win!!
Sesshomaru: You can't even get five sevens... what are you doing...?
Laurel: Ok! I'm in a lucky streak! So... I bet the Plot-Sword, This Can of Cheese... and... All of Neko's Catnip!
^^^ Ten minutes later ^^^
Laurel: Hmm.. Neko's not going to be happy...
Great Deku Tree: Ye lose, I have thy sword of plottedness!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hen-Neko: WHAT!?? You lost my Catnip!!??
Laurel: Heh heh...
Syoaran: You lost the Plot-Sword!??
Nakuru: You lost the Cheese-in-a-Can!?
Sakura: Nakuru... You were there, remember?
Nakuru: Oh yaw! ^_^
Syaoran: Now we've got to go where to get this stupid sword...?
Laurel: Hyrule! ^_^
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Will Syaoran ever turn back to normal? Does Laurel Even know how to play Poker? Where is Hyrule anyway...? All of these questions will *coughnotcough* be answered in the next chapter of... The Bishonen Phenomena!
