Laurel: It's that time again!

Hen-Neko: What time?

Laurel: 11:27 am!!

Hen-Neko:... And that means what?

Laurel: Time for me to answer some reader reviews! ^_^

Hen-Neko: ...You have one, so it's review.

Laurel: So...

Chibi Cherry Blossom: Don't worry... my S + S torture has only just begun! Muahahahahahahahahaha..

Disclaimer: I do not own CCS, Cheese-in-a-Can, melted marshmallows, Typoman, Navi, The Legend of Zelda games, Malon, Lon Lon Milk, and the ability to play poker!

Claimer: I do own the idea of the claimer, the plot-sword, Hen-Neko's life, that cheese I bought today and the right to be weird and strange at all times! ^_^ Yay!

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Chapter Eleven = Lon Lon Milk

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Malon: Well... I know someone who can take you there...

Nakuru: Who?

Malon: *whispers gravely*... Navi....

Hen-Neko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Laurel: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: ....who?

Malon: Navi... The most annoying creature on the face of the Zurth... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^^^ At the gate of Lon Lon Ranch ^^^

Malon: Here, take some... *Music starts to play and she holds up a bottle and stands looking out into space* LON LON MILK! It'll solve all of your problems! It'll destroy those evil-doers running amok! It'll give you a spaceship! *smiles*

Everyone else: Umm... What are you doing...?

Malon: Huh? Oh, just... *looks off into space again* Telling everyone about LON LON MILK! It'll solve all your problems! It'll destro-

Hen-Neko: Ya... we heard that part already...

Malon: Don't you want some... LON LON MIL-

Syaoran: We'll take some if you SHUT UP!

Malon: Ok ok... Phfff... *Gives them about 800 bottles* Now, you'll find Navi in the Zora Domain annoying the Zoras there... It's her favorite pastime...

Laurel: Oh My God! That's MY favorite pastime too!!! ^o^

Malon: Wonderful... you'll like Navi then... -_-'

Syaoran: Where is this... Sora Domain?

Laurel and Nakuru: ZORA!

Syaoran: zora then... jeez...

Malon: Just follow that river over there, by the castle.

*Our heros set out in search of Navi, the fairy, in the home of the Zoras - also known as the fish-people, or fish-stick-people. The journey was long and annoyingly loud, thanks to Laurel and Nakuru. Originally, the travel would have taken a few hours, but Laurel decided that her 'routes' were much quicker that the straight to the point one...*

Syaoran: Umm... Laurel... the Zoras are fish-people, right?

Laurel: Yep! Sakura: Then why are we on the top of Death Mountain? -_-'

Laurel: Because, it's a secret route that will get us there much faster! Hen-Neko: Three days is faster?

Laurel:.......... Shut up!

Syaoran: We should probably set up camp here in this cave until morning...

Nakuru and Laurel: Ooooooooooh...

Hen-Neko: YES!

*The next morning everyone awoke early... to find that Hen-Neko had spent the night drinking every bottle of Lon Lon Milk they had. He lay in a pile of open bottles snoring.*

Sakura: Ahhh! Neko! What did you do!?

Hen-Neko: Huh, huh? Wha-? Huh? What about cheese and froot loops?

Syaoran: O_o Umm... Hen-Neko?

Hen-Neko: You... you are... soooooooo... weird... *A burp interrupts his slurred speech*

Laurel: What is IN this milk...? *picks up a bottle* Holy crap!

Nakuru: What is it?

Laurel: *reads the label* "This milk may contain as much sugar as three Pixie-Sticks... "

Nakuru: O_O That's more than three hundred dump-trucks full of sugar!

Syaoran: Woah... Pixie-Sticks are that concentrated, huh?

Laurel: It's dangerous... no wonder Malon is insane...

Hen-Neko: Stop hitting me with dried fish!!! *ducks imaginary attacks* AHHH!

Everyone: Ummm...

Nakuru: Hey! This is almost like what happened when I fed Suppi-chan all of those boxes of cookies after I dipped them in sugar-paste! ^_^

Laurel: Except... *watches Neko* he didn't run around screaming, "With Bob as my witness, I will never wear shoes on my head again."....

Nakuru: No... no, he didn't... hmm...

Syaoran: Hen-Neko was the only sane one here! Now we're doomed! DOOMED!!!! *chews his hair*

Sakura: *takes out the Star wand* Wood! Make a rope and tie up Hen-Neko!

*The Wood card does so and Neko begins to hum "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts".*

Sakura: There, that should hold him until it wears off...

Laurel: Well.......

Syaoran: It will wear off... right?

Nakuru: With so much sugar... it's unlikely...

Sakura: You mean he could be stuck this way.... FOREVER!?

Laurel: I'm afraid so... We have to find an antidote... Until then, we'll have to keep going and see if anyone has it.

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Muahahahahahaha... Those pixie sticks are pure evil... lol. Anyway, that's it for now!