Laurel: It's that time again!
Hen-Neko: What time?
Laurel: 11:27 am!!
Hen-Neko:... And that means what?
Laurel: Time for me to answer some reader reviews! ^_^
Hen-Neko: ...You have one, so it's review.
Laurel: So...
Chibi Cherry Blossom: Don't worry... my S + S torture has only just begun! Muahahahahahahahahaha..
Disclaimer: I do not own CCS, Cheese-in-a-Can, melted marshmallows, Typoman, Navi, The Legend of Zelda games, Malon, Lon Lon Milk, and the ability to play poker!
Claimer: I do own the idea of the claimer, the plot-sword, Hen-Neko's life, that cheese I bought today and the right to be weird and strange at all times! ^_^ Yay!
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Chapter Eleven = Lon Lon Milk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Malon: Well... I know someone who can take you there...
Nakuru: Who?
Malon: *whispers gravely*... Navi....
Hen-Neko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Laurel: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: ....who?
Malon: Navi... The most annoying creature on the face of the Zurth... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^^^ At the gate of Lon Lon Ranch ^^^
Malon: Here, take some... *Music starts to play and she holds up a bottle and stands looking out into space* LON LON MILK! It'll solve all of your problems! It'll destroy those evil-doers running amok! It'll give you a spaceship! *smiles*
Everyone else: Umm... What are you doing...?
Malon: Huh? Oh, just... *looks off into space again* Telling everyone about LON LON MILK! It'll solve all your problems! It'll destro-
Hen-Neko: Ya... we heard that part already...
Malon: Don't you want some... LON LON MIL-
Syaoran: We'll take some if you SHUT UP!
Malon: Ok ok... Phfff... *Gives them about 800 bottles* Now, you'll find Navi in the Zora Domain annoying the Zoras there... It's her favorite pastime...
Laurel: Oh My God! That's MY favorite pastime too!!! ^o^
Malon: Wonderful... you'll like Navi then... -_-'
Syaoran: Where is this... Sora Domain?
Laurel and Nakuru: ZORA!
Syaoran: zora then... jeez...
Malon: Just follow that river over there, by the castle.
*Our heros set out in search of Navi, the fairy, in the home of the Zoras - also known as the fish-people, or fish-stick-people. The journey was long and annoyingly loud, thanks to Laurel and Nakuru. Originally, the travel would have taken a few hours, but Laurel decided that her 'routes' were much quicker that the straight to the point one...*
Syaoran: Umm... Laurel... the Zoras are fish-people, right?
Laurel: Yep! Sakura: Then why are we on the top of Death Mountain? -_-'
Laurel: Because, it's a secret route that will get us there much faster! Hen-Neko: Three days is faster?
Laurel:.......... Shut up!
Syaoran: We should probably set up camp here in this cave until morning...
Nakuru and Laurel: Ooooooooooh...
Hen-Neko: YES!
*The next morning everyone awoke early... to find that Hen-Neko had spent the night drinking every bottle of Lon Lon Milk they had. He lay in a pile of open bottles snoring.*
Sakura: Ahhh! Neko! What did you do!?
Hen-Neko: Huh, huh? Wha-? Huh? What about cheese and froot loops?
Syaoran: O_o Umm... Hen-Neko?
Hen-Neko: You... you are... soooooooo... weird... *A burp interrupts his slurred speech*
Laurel: What is IN this milk...? *picks up a bottle* Holy crap!
Nakuru: What is it?
Laurel: *reads the label* "This milk may contain as much sugar as three Pixie-Sticks... "
Nakuru: O_O That's more than three hundred dump-trucks full of sugar!
Syaoran: Woah... Pixie-Sticks are that concentrated, huh?
Laurel: It's dangerous... no wonder Malon is insane...
Hen-Neko: Stop hitting me with dried fish!!! *ducks imaginary attacks* AHHH!
Everyone: Ummm...
Nakuru: Hey! This is almost like what happened when I fed Suppi-chan all of those boxes of cookies after I dipped them in sugar-paste! ^_^
Laurel: Except... *watches Neko* he didn't run around screaming, "With Bob as my witness, I will never wear shoes on my head again."....
Nakuru: No... no, he didn't... hmm...
Syaoran: Hen-Neko was the only sane one here! Now we're doomed! DOOMED!!!! *chews his hair*
Sakura: *takes out the Star wand* Wood! Make a rope and tie up Hen-Neko!
*The Wood card does so and Neko begins to hum "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts".*
Sakura: There, that should hold him until it wears off...
Laurel: Well.......
Syaoran: It will wear off... right?
Nakuru: With so much sugar... it's unlikely...
Sakura: You mean he could be stuck this way.... FOREVER!?
Laurel: I'm afraid so... We have to find an antidote... Until then, we'll have to keep going and see if anyone has it.
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Muahahahahahaha... Those pixie sticks are pure evil... lol. Anyway, that's it for now!
Hen-Neko: What time?
Laurel: 11:27 am!!
Hen-Neko:... And that means what?
Laurel: Time for me to answer some reader reviews! ^_^
Hen-Neko: ...You have one, so it's review.
Laurel: So...
Chibi Cherry Blossom: Don't worry... my S + S torture has only just begun! Muahahahahahahahahaha..
Disclaimer: I do not own CCS, Cheese-in-a-Can, melted marshmallows, Typoman, Navi, The Legend of Zelda games, Malon, Lon Lon Milk, and the ability to play poker!
Claimer: I do own the idea of the claimer, the plot-sword, Hen-Neko's life, that cheese I bought today and the right to be weird and strange at all times! ^_^ Yay!
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Chapter Eleven = Lon Lon Milk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Malon: Well... I know someone who can take you there...
Nakuru: Who?
Malon: *whispers gravely*... Navi....
Hen-Neko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Laurel: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: ....who?
Malon: Navi... The most annoying creature on the face of the Zurth... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^^^ At the gate of Lon Lon Ranch ^^^
Malon: Here, take some... *Music starts to play and she holds up a bottle and stands looking out into space* LON LON MILK! It'll solve all of your problems! It'll destroy those evil-doers running amok! It'll give you a spaceship! *smiles*
Everyone else: Umm... What are you doing...?
Malon: Huh? Oh, just... *looks off into space again* Telling everyone about LON LON MILK! It'll solve all your problems! It'll destro-
Hen-Neko: Ya... we heard that part already...
Malon: Don't you want some... LON LON MIL-
Syaoran: We'll take some if you SHUT UP!
Malon: Ok ok... Phfff... *Gives them about 800 bottles* Now, you'll find Navi in the Zora Domain annoying the Zoras there... It's her favorite pastime...
Laurel: Oh My God! That's MY favorite pastime too!!! ^o^
Malon: Wonderful... you'll like Navi then... -_-'
Syaoran: Where is this... Sora Domain?
Laurel and Nakuru: ZORA!
Syaoran: zora then... jeez...
Malon: Just follow that river over there, by the castle.
*Our heros set out in search of Navi, the fairy, in the home of the Zoras - also known as the fish-people, or fish-stick-people. The journey was long and annoyingly loud, thanks to Laurel and Nakuru. Originally, the travel would have taken a few hours, but Laurel decided that her 'routes' were much quicker that the straight to the point one...*
Syaoran: Umm... Laurel... the Zoras are fish-people, right?
Laurel: Yep! Sakura: Then why are we on the top of Death Mountain? -_-'
Laurel: Because, it's a secret route that will get us there much faster! Hen-Neko: Three days is faster?
Laurel:.......... Shut up!
Syaoran: We should probably set up camp here in this cave until morning...
Nakuru and Laurel: Ooooooooooh...
Hen-Neko: YES!
*The next morning everyone awoke early... to find that Hen-Neko had spent the night drinking every bottle of Lon Lon Milk they had. He lay in a pile of open bottles snoring.*
Sakura: Ahhh! Neko! What did you do!?
Hen-Neko: Huh, huh? Wha-? Huh? What about cheese and froot loops?
Syaoran: O_o Umm... Hen-Neko?
Hen-Neko: You... you are... soooooooo... weird... *A burp interrupts his slurred speech*
Laurel: What is IN this milk...? *picks up a bottle* Holy crap!
Nakuru: What is it?
Laurel: *reads the label* "This milk may contain as much sugar as three Pixie-Sticks... "
Nakuru: O_O That's more than three hundred dump-trucks full of sugar!
Syaoran: Woah... Pixie-Sticks are that concentrated, huh?
Laurel: It's dangerous... no wonder Malon is insane...
Hen-Neko: Stop hitting me with dried fish!!! *ducks imaginary attacks* AHHH!
Everyone: Ummm...
Nakuru: Hey! This is almost like what happened when I fed Suppi-chan all of those boxes of cookies after I dipped them in sugar-paste! ^_^
Laurel: Except... *watches Neko* he didn't run around screaming, "With Bob as my witness, I will never wear shoes on my head again."....
Nakuru: No... no, he didn't... hmm...
Syaoran: Hen-Neko was the only sane one here! Now we're doomed! DOOMED!!!! *chews his hair*
Sakura: *takes out the Star wand* Wood! Make a rope and tie up Hen-Neko!
*The Wood card does so and Neko begins to hum "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts".*
Sakura: There, that should hold him until it wears off...
Laurel: Well.......
Syaoran: It will wear off... right?
Nakuru: With so much sugar... it's unlikely...
Sakura: You mean he could be stuck this way.... FOREVER!?
Laurel: I'm afraid so... We have to find an antidote... Until then, we'll have to keep going and see if anyone has it.
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Muahahahahahaha... Those pixie sticks are pure evil... lol. Anyway, that's it for now!
