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A/N: This is the second to last chapter. It is also the longest. Enjoy. AND STOP RUNNING UP THE HIT COUNTER WITHOUT REVIEWING! I may end up doing something I'll most likely regret...


When Chipmunks Attack
Chapter 3: When Chipmunks Attack


The gang heard a loud squeak. All of a sudden, hundreds of chipmunks surrounded them.

"Distract the humans and get the bag!" commanded Bob.

"AYE AYE, Captain!" the chipmunks squeaked again.

Bob jumped onto Inuyasha's face. Some of the chipmunks knocked Miroku down. Others surround Kagome, Sango, and Shippo's feet. The few remaining ones went after Kagome's bag.

"Ahh! Get it off me! Get it off me!" screamed Inuyasha very uncharacteristically.

Kagome joined him in freaking out. "Ahh, mice!" She was jumping up and down, trying not to touch them.

Shippo was laughing. "HA HA! Inuyasha is afraid of a bunch of chipmunks! HA HA!" Bob jumped off of Inuyasha's face and landed on Shippo. Shippo started screaming.

"Ha, who's afraid of the chipmunks now?" scoffed Inuyasha.

Miroku was flat on the ground with chipmunks piled on top of him. Sango was giggling like crazy, no matter how hard she tried not to. Miroku opened his mouth to say something, but before any words could come out, a chipmunk crawled into his mouth. Sango started to laugh harder. Her reasons for the insane giggles included everyone being afraid of the chipmunks. She thought they were cute.

Kirara, in her smaller form, started playing tag with some of the chipmunks. Sango had two chipmunks sitting on her head, one sitting on each shoulder, and she was holding six in her arms.

Some of the chipmunks finally got Kagome's bag open. Bob jumped off of Shippo's face and Shippo began leading a few of the chipmunks in song.

"I don't know but I've been told, Inuyasha's nose is cold. Sound off!" sang the young kitsune.

"Squeak, squeak," sang the chipmunks. (Replace the squeaks with 1, 2.)

"Sound off!" sang Shippo.

"Squeak, squeak," squeaked the singing chipmunks. (Replace the squeaks with 3, 4.)

"Sound off!" sang Shippo one final time.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak," finished the chipmunks. (Replace the squeaks with 1, 2, 3, 4.)

"I'm gonna pound you Shippo!" yelled Inuyasha. He started chasing Shippo around.

"Ahh! My bag!" yelped Kagome.

"Get the food!" shouted Bob.

Miroku finally broke free of all the chipmunks and spit out the one in his mouth. By now, Sango had dropped all of the chipmunks she was holding and was laying on the ground, laughing hysterically.

"Stop laughing Sango," pouted Miroku.

"I ha ha can't ha ha help it ha ha ha. It's just too ha funny ha ha," giggled the taijiya.

All the chipmunks grabbed the food and raced back to the trees.


A/N: Well there you go. Chapter three. Review if you want brownies. Now all you have to do is push that little button.