Laurel: *walks into the vast wide open place that has 'Laurel's FanFic' written in huge Times New Roman font on it* Wow… haven't been here in a while… the monkeys have even left…

*A tumble weed rolls by carrying a suitcase and wearing a hat. She watches it go by and grumbles about unfaithful weeds.*

Laurel: Well then… I had better get to work!

Hen-Neko: Jeep! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! *flaps his arms wildly and flings himself out of a two-story house that… suddenly… appeared*

Laurel: Yes, yes Neko… I know 'jeep jeep'… *points to the Jeep parked outside the house and shakes her head* It's weird having Neko like this… but it's also highly disturbing and entertaining… YAY! *pulls out her scrapbook* Let's see…

*points to the pictures…*

Laurel: Here's one of Neko Chewing on the Zoras' faces… aww…

*turns the page*

Laurel: And look at him attacking that innocent Cucco… oh my… I think it's the other way around… O_o

Disclaimer- *deep breath* I do not own, Card Captor Sakura, Syaoran, Sakura, Nakuru, The Legend of Zelda, Zoras, Navi, Cuccos, Zora's Domain, harpy-evil-music, Flashbacks (only 1467 payments of $250.00 left!), Bishonen, Poker, Alana, Spam, Animal Crossing, Bob the purple cat (*sits in her 'Bob the purple cat shrine'* My precious…), The Jolly Dumple, homestarrunner.com, The Golf Club, Homestar's Knees Tech, Pixxie Sticks, OR *deep breath* the '99 Cow Heads' song.

Claimer- I DO own Hen-Neko (muahaha…), Distant Island, The Plot Sword, the antidote, AND the idea of the Claimer (I've actually seen people use it! EEEEEEE! I'm cool!)

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Chapter Thirteen = Flash-Back Doom

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Laurel: I figured out how to help Neko! We have to get the Antidote from the Fish-Queen!

Sakura: Ya... we heard...

Syaoran: Who's the Fish-Queen...?

Laurel: My sister, Alana!

Syaoran and Sakura: O.o

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Laurel: Yes, it's true! My crazy, nutso sister is the queen of the Zoras! ^_^

Sakura: Wasn't there a great big fat guy at one point?

Laurel: Ya… uhh… *cough cough* umm…

Neko: Fish… SHTICKS! *eyes grow wider*

Laurel: You see… Neko ate him.

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*Neko is shown eating a fat, creepy looking Zora.*

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Laurel: And for some reason the Zoras didn't like that…

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*A Zora screams.*

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Laurel: And they said something about banishing us to the unholy underworld, yadda yaddda…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Zora: We're gonna banish you to the unholy underworld, yadda yadda…

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Laurel: And so we left.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Scene shows Neko and Laurel leaving, Sad music is pla-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Suddenly End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback within a flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-

~~~~~~~~~~Flashback within a flashback within a flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End ALL Flashbacks~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Syaoran: AHG!!!

Laurel: *laughs and types on her laptop-she-wishes-she-had*

Sakura: Uh… right. Anyway, So how did your sister come to be the Queen then?

Laurel: Well, she happened to be playing poker against some Zoras, and Bob the purple cat (that's for all you Animal Crossing Lovers out there! Go Dump Raiding! Whoop!).

Syaoran: This had better not be a fla-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Alana: I bet my Bob Shrine!

Bob the purple cat: NOOOOOO! …pthptth…

Zora One: …We haven't started yet…

Alana: oh… I BET MY PURPLE CAT SHRINE!!!

Zora Two: Uhh… let's just start the game then…

^^^ A few minutes later ^^^

Zora One: I can't believe Alana is winning…. -_-

Alana: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I win again!

Zora Two: Ok then! I bet King Zora's Crown!

Bob the purple cat: Can he do that…? Pthptth…

^^^ a few MORE minutes later ^^^

Alana: I AM THE QUEEN OF THE FISH PEOPLE!!! All hail… my…. stuff… yeah.

Zora One: YOU IDIOT!

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Nakuru: Awww… I wanted to play that day but I had to wash my pet snails…

Syaoran: *to Sakura* remind me never to play poker against anyone related to Laurel. -_-'

Sakura: *to Syaoran* Certainly. -_-'

Hen-Neko: Certainly a beeeeeeeeeeeeeutifwul view… *is staring at Sakura… again…*

Sakura: This is freaking me out. I'm so freaked out I can't even slap him.

Syaoran: *slaps Neko*

Hen-Neko: Oh, cheese-wazzlers…

Sakura: Thanks Syao!

Syaoran: Anytime.

Laurel: *Has her scrapbook out and is buried in pictures* I cannot wait to show this to Neko… *looks up and grins at Sakura and Syaoran* Isn't that the cutest… protecting her from a deranged, sugar-high, half-cat, half-human, half-sane sidekick known as Hen-Neko… awwwwwwwwwwww… so sweet…

Nakuru: Let's make a scrap-book!!!!!!!

Laurel: OKAY!

Syaoran: *is messing with his hair, trying to get it shorter again* We've been standing in front of this door for far too long. Aren't we going to go IN?

Navi: *returns* Hey! Listen! …I got the key to the door, look!

Laurel: *bounces out of her picture-pile* yay!

Sakura: The door was locked?

Syaoran: Navi left?

Nakuru: Meatballs aren't round!?

Sakura and Syaoran: *Both look at her*

Nakuru: …Well they aren't! Technically…

Laurel: *Grabs the key and shoves it into the lock* Here we go! *opens the door… revealing…*

*The place is a mess and scattered with wrappers from chocolate bars. Noises from a television reach their ears and an old couch sits in the middle of the sandy-floored, blue-walled room. Upon the couch sits…*

Alana: Go DUMPLES! *cheers*

Laurel: Hey Alana-the-fish-queen!

Alana: *still watching TV* Yeah! Hit Homestar's knees! HARD!!!

Laurel: uhh… Alana?

Alana: YEA-- Oh, hey Laurel.

Laurel: ^_^ We need the antidote.

Alana: *freezes* NEVAR!!!!!!!!

Syaoran: o_O

Sakura: Um…

Nakuru: *is watching TV* GO DUMPLES!!!

Hen-Neko: *begins wandering around the room singing the chicken song…*

Laurel: Ah, poo-on-a-stick. *annoyed* what horrible test must we face to receive this boon, oh Alana?

Alana: You… must… do… stuff… FOR A TEST!!!

Sakura: What stuff?

Alana: For a test stuff, you idiot! Duh…

Sakura: Uh… o_O Enlighten me…?

Alana: *brings out match* Here! *sets Sakura's clothes on fire*

Sakura: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around trying to put out the fire*

Hen-Neko: ooo… perdy lights…

Syaoran: NOT THAT KIND OF ENLIGHTENMENT! *pulls out his sword, which looks very strange when he had long hair*

Sakura: Put it out! PUT IT OUT!!!!

Laurel: *pushes Sakura off the waterfall in the middle of the room*

Sakura: AHHH- *shmuck-splash*

Alana: ^____________^

Laurel: Uhh… we have to fix Neko. What do we have to uh… do to get it…?

Alana: You must answer me these questions three, then the antidote ye… take…

Laurel: Oh alright then. Ask me the questions, I am not afraid!

Alana: NO! Neko must answer them!

Laurel: WHAT!?

Syaoran: He's completely NUTS!

Hen-Neko: *sings, to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall' or jars of cheese-whiz…*99 cow heads to burn on the wall… 99 cow heads to burn… it's such a fun game to set them aflame… 98 cow heads to burn on the wall… *dances*

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Oh my… that was Alana's idea officially… holy poo on a stick. Even I'm worried. Jeez… Sorry for taking so long anyways!