Laurel: *walks into the vast wide open place that has 'Laurel's FanFic' written in huge Times New Roman font on it* Wow… haven't been here in a while… the monkeys have even left…
*A tumble weed rolls by carrying a suitcase and wearing a hat. She watches it go by and grumbles about unfaithful weeds.*
Laurel: Well then… I had better get to work!
Hen-Neko: Jeep! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! *flaps his arms wildly and flings himself out of a two-story house that… suddenly… appeared*
Laurel: Yes, yes Neko… I know 'jeep jeep'… *points to the Jeep parked outside the house and shakes her head* It's weird having Neko like this… but it's also highly disturbing and entertaining… YAY! *pulls out her scrapbook* Let's see…
*points to the pictures…*
Laurel: Here's one of Neko Chewing on the Zoras' faces… aww…
*turns the page*
Laurel: And look at him attacking that innocent Cucco… oh my… I think it's the other way around… O_o
Disclaimer- *deep breath* I do not own, Card Captor Sakura, Syaoran, Sakura, Nakuru, The Legend of Zelda, Zoras, Navi, Cuccos, Zora's Domain, harpy-evil-music, Flashbacks (only 1467 payments of $250.00 left!), Bishonen, Poker, Alana, Spam, Animal Crossing, Bob the purple cat (*sits in her 'Bob the purple cat shrine'* My precious…), The Jolly Dumple, homestarrunner.com, The Golf Club, Homestar's Knees Tech, Pixxie Sticks, OR *deep breath* the '99 Cow Heads' song.
Claimer- I DO own Hen-Neko (muahaha…), Distant Island, The Plot Sword, the antidote, AND the idea of the Claimer (I've actually seen people use it! EEEEEEE! I'm cool!)
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Chapter Thirteen = Flash-Back Doom
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: I figured out how to help Neko! We have to get the Antidote from the Fish-Queen!
Sakura: Ya... we heard...
Syaoran: Who's the Fish-Queen...?
Laurel: My sister, Alana!
Syaoran and Sakura: O.o
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: Yes, it's true! My crazy, nutso sister is the queen of the Zoras! ^_^
Sakura: Wasn't there a great big fat guy at one point?
Laurel: Ya… uhh… *cough cough* umm…
Neko: Fish… SHTICKS! *eyes grow wider*
Laurel: You see… Neko ate him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Neko is shown eating a fat, creepy looking Zora.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: And for some reason the Zoras didn't like that…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*A Zora screams.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: And they said something about banishing us to the unholy underworld, yadda yaddda…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zora: We're gonna banish you to the unholy underworld, yadda yadda…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: And so we left.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scene shows Neko and Laurel leaving, Sad music is pla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Suddenly End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback within a flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~Flashback within a flashback within a flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End ALL Flashbacks~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: AHG!!!
Laurel: *laughs and types on her laptop-she-wishes-she-had*
Sakura: Uh… right. Anyway, So how did your sister come to be the Queen then?
Laurel: Well, she happened to be playing poker against some Zoras, and Bob the purple cat (that's for all you Animal Crossing Lovers out there! Go Dump Raiding! Whoop!).
Syaoran: This had better not be a fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alana: I bet my Bob Shrine!
Bob the purple cat: NOOOOOO! …pthptth…
Zora One: …We haven't started yet…
Alana: oh… I BET MY PURPLE CAT SHRINE!!!
Zora Two: Uhh… let's just start the game then…
^^^ A few minutes later ^^^
Zora One: I can't believe Alana is winning…. -_-
Alana: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I win again!
Zora Two: Ok then! I bet King Zora's Crown!
Bob the purple cat: Can he do that…? Pthptth…
^^^ a few MORE minutes later ^^^
Alana: I AM THE QUEEN OF THE FISH PEOPLE!!! All hail… my…. stuff… yeah.
Zora One: YOU IDIOT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nakuru: Awww… I wanted to play that day but I had to wash my pet snails…
Syaoran: *to Sakura* remind me never to play poker against anyone related to Laurel. -_-'
Sakura: *to Syaoran* Certainly. -_-'
Hen-Neko: Certainly a beeeeeeeeeeeeeutifwul view… *is staring at Sakura… again…*
Sakura: This is freaking me out. I'm so freaked out I can't even slap him.
Syaoran: *slaps Neko*
Hen-Neko: Oh, cheese-wazzlers…
Sakura: Thanks Syao!
Syaoran: Anytime.
Laurel: *Has her scrapbook out and is buried in pictures* I cannot wait to show this to Neko… *looks up and grins at Sakura and Syaoran* Isn't that the cutest… protecting her from a deranged, sugar-high, half-cat, half-human, half-sane sidekick known as Hen-Neko… awwwwwwwwwwww… so sweet…
Nakuru: Let's make a scrap-book!!!!!!!
Laurel: OKAY!
Syaoran: *is messing with his hair, trying to get it shorter again* We've been standing in front of this door for far too long. Aren't we going to go IN?
Navi: *returns* Hey! Listen! …I got the key to the door, look!
Laurel: *bounces out of her picture-pile* yay!
Sakura: The door was locked?
Syaoran: Navi left?
Nakuru: Meatballs aren't round!?
Sakura and Syaoran: *Both look at her*
Nakuru: …Well they aren't! Technically…
Laurel: *Grabs the key and shoves it into the lock* Here we go! *opens the door… revealing…*
*The place is a mess and scattered with wrappers from chocolate bars. Noises from a television reach their ears and an old couch sits in the middle of the sandy-floored, blue-walled room. Upon the couch sits…*
Alana: Go DUMPLES! *cheers*
Laurel: Hey Alana-the-fish-queen!
Alana: *still watching TV* Yeah! Hit Homestar's knees! HARD!!!
Laurel: uhh… Alana?
Alana: YEA-- Oh, hey Laurel.
Laurel: ^_^ We need the antidote.
Alana: *freezes* NEVAR!!!!!!!!
Syaoran: o_O
Sakura: Um…
Nakuru: *is watching TV* GO DUMPLES!!!
Hen-Neko: *begins wandering around the room singing the chicken song…*
Laurel: Ah, poo-on-a-stick. *annoyed* what horrible test must we face to receive this boon, oh Alana?
Alana: You… must… do… stuff… FOR A TEST!!!
Sakura: What stuff?
Alana: For a test stuff, you idiot! Duh…
Sakura: Uh… o_O Enlighten me…?
Alana: *brings out match* Here! *sets Sakura's clothes on fire*
Sakura: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around trying to put out the fire*
Hen-Neko: ooo… perdy lights…
Syaoran: NOT THAT KIND OF ENLIGHTENMENT! *pulls out his sword, which looks very strange when he had long hair*
Sakura: Put it out! PUT IT OUT!!!!
Laurel: *pushes Sakura off the waterfall in the middle of the room*
Sakura: AHHH- *shmuck-splash*
Alana: ^____________^
Laurel: Uhh… we have to fix Neko. What do we have to uh… do to get it…?
Alana: You must answer me these questions three, then the antidote ye… take…
Laurel: Oh alright then. Ask me the questions, I am not afraid!
Alana: NO! Neko must answer them!
Laurel: WHAT!?
Syaoran: He's completely NUTS!
Hen-Neko: *sings, to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall' or jars of cheese-whiz…*99 cow heads to burn on the wall… 99 cow heads to burn… it's such a fun game to set them aflame… 98 cow heads to burn on the wall… *dances*
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Oh my… that was Alana's idea officially… holy poo on a stick. Even I'm worried. Jeez… Sorry for taking so long anyways!
*A tumble weed rolls by carrying a suitcase and wearing a hat. She watches it go by and grumbles about unfaithful weeds.*
Laurel: Well then… I had better get to work!
Hen-Neko: Jeep! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! *flaps his arms wildly and flings himself out of a two-story house that… suddenly… appeared*
Laurel: Yes, yes Neko… I know 'jeep jeep'… *points to the Jeep parked outside the house and shakes her head* It's weird having Neko like this… but it's also highly disturbing and entertaining… YAY! *pulls out her scrapbook* Let's see…
*points to the pictures…*
Laurel: Here's one of Neko Chewing on the Zoras' faces… aww…
*turns the page*
Laurel: And look at him attacking that innocent Cucco… oh my… I think it's the other way around… O_o
Disclaimer- *deep breath* I do not own, Card Captor Sakura, Syaoran, Sakura, Nakuru, The Legend of Zelda, Zoras, Navi, Cuccos, Zora's Domain, harpy-evil-music, Flashbacks (only 1467 payments of $250.00 left!), Bishonen, Poker, Alana, Spam, Animal Crossing, Bob the purple cat (*sits in her 'Bob the purple cat shrine'* My precious…), The Jolly Dumple, homestarrunner.com, The Golf Club, Homestar's Knees Tech, Pixxie Sticks, OR *deep breath* the '99 Cow Heads' song.
Claimer- I DO own Hen-Neko (muahaha…), Distant Island, The Plot Sword, the antidote, AND the idea of the Claimer (I've actually seen people use it! EEEEEEE! I'm cool!)
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Chapter Thirteen = Flash-Back Doom
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: I figured out how to help Neko! We have to get the Antidote from the Fish-Queen!
Sakura: Ya... we heard...
Syaoran: Who's the Fish-Queen...?
Laurel: My sister, Alana!
Syaoran and Sakura: O.o
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: Yes, it's true! My crazy, nutso sister is the queen of the Zoras! ^_^
Sakura: Wasn't there a great big fat guy at one point?
Laurel: Ya… uhh… *cough cough* umm…
Neko: Fish… SHTICKS! *eyes grow wider*
Laurel: You see… Neko ate him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Neko is shown eating a fat, creepy looking Zora.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: And for some reason the Zoras didn't like that…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*A Zora screams.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: And they said something about banishing us to the unholy underworld, yadda yaddda…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zora: We're gonna banish you to the unholy underworld, yadda yadda…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurel: And so we left.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scene shows Neko and Laurel leaving, Sad music is pla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Suddenly End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback within a flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~Flashback within a flashback within a flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: STOP WITH THE FLASH-BACKS! If I see ONE MORE Fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End ALL Flashbacks~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Syaoran: AHG!!!
Laurel: *laughs and types on her laptop-she-wishes-she-had*
Sakura: Uh… right. Anyway, So how did your sister come to be the Queen then?
Laurel: Well, she happened to be playing poker against some Zoras, and Bob the purple cat (that's for all you Animal Crossing Lovers out there! Go Dump Raiding! Whoop!).
Syaoran: This had better not be a fla-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alana: I bet my Bob Shrine!
Bob the purple cat: NOOOOOO! …pthptth…
Zora One: …We haven't started yet…
Alana: oh… I BET MY PURPLE CAT SHRINE!!!
Zora Two: Uhh… let's just start the game then…
^^^ A few minutes later ^^^
Zora One: I can't believe Alana is winning…. -_-
Alana: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I win again!
Zora Two: Ok then! I bet King Zora's Crown!
Bob the purple cat: Can he do that…? Pthptth…
^^^ a few MORE minutes later ^^^
Alana: I AM THE QUEEN OF THE FISH PEOPLE!!! All hail… my…. stuff… yeah.
Zora One: YOU IDIOT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nakuru: Awww… I wanted to play that day but I had to wash my pet snails…
Syaoran: *to Sakura* remind me never to play poker against anyone related to Laurel. -_-'
Sakura: *to Syaoran* Certainly. -_-'
Hen-Neko: Certainly a beeeeeeeeeeeeeutifwul view… *is staring at Sakura… again…*
Sakura: This is freaking me out. I'm so freaked out I can't even slap him.
Syaoran: *slaps Neko*
Hen-Neko: Oh, cheese-wazzlers…
Sakura: Thanks Syao!
Syaoran: Anytime.
Laurel: *Has her scrapbook out and is buried in pictures* I cannot wait to show this to Neko… *looks up and grins at Sakura and Syaoran* Isn't that the cutest… protecting her from a deranged, sugar-high, half-cat, half-human, half-sane sidekick known as Hen-Neko… awwwwwwwwwwww… so sweet…
Nakuru: Let's make a scrap-book!!!!!!!
Laurel: OKAY!
Syaoran: *is messing with his hair, trying to get it shorter again* We've been standing in front of this door for far too long. Aren't we going to go IN?
Navi: *returns* Hey! Listen! …I got the key to the door, look!
Laurel: *bounces out of her picture-pile* yay!
Sakura: The door was locked?
Syaoran: Navi left?
Nakuru: Meatballs aren't round!?
Sakura and Syaoran: *Both look at her*
Nakuru: …Well they aren't! Technically…
Laurel: *Grabs the key and shoves it into the lock* Here we go! *opens the door… revealing…*
*The place is a mess and scattered with wrappers from chocolate bars. Noises from a television reach their ears and an old couch sits in the middle of the sandy-floored, blue-walled room. Upon the couch sits…*
Alana: Go DUMPLES! *cheers*
Laurel: Hey Alana-the-fish-queen!
Alana: *still watching TV* Yeah! Hit Homestar's knees! HARD!!!
Laurel: uhh… Alana?
Alana: YEA-- Oh, hey Laurel.
Laurel: ^_^ We need the antidote.
Alana: *freezes* NEVAR!!!!!!!!
Syaoran: o_O
Sakura: Um…
Nakuru: *is watching TV* GO DUMPLES!!!
Hen-Neko: *begins wandering around the room singing the chicken song…*
Laurel: Ah, poo-on-a-stick. *annoyed* what horrible test must we face to receive this boon, oh Alana?
Alana: You… must… do… stuff… FOR A TEST!!!
Sakura: What stuff?
Alana: For a test stuff, you idiot! Duh…
Sakura: Uh… o_O Enlighten me…?
Alana: *brings out match* Here! *sets Sakura's clothes on fire*
Sakura: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around trying to put out the fire*
Hen-Neko: ooo… perdy lights…
Syaoran: NOT THAT KIND OF ENLIGHTENMENT! *pulls out his sword, which looks very strange when he had long hair*
Sakura: Put it out! PUT IT OUT!!!!
Laurel: *pushes Sakura off the waterfall in the middle of the room*
Sakura: AHHH- *shmuck-splash*
Alana: ^____________^
Laurel: Uhh… we have to fix Neko. What do we have to uh… do to get it…?
Alana: You must answer me these questions three, then the antidote ye… take…
Laurel: Oh alright then. Ask me the questions, I am not afraid!
Alana: NO! Neko must answer them!
Laurel: WHAT!?
Syaoran: He's completely NUTS!
Hen-Neko: *sings, to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall' or jars of cheese-whiz…*99 cow heads to burn on the wall… 99 cow heads to burn… it's such a fun game to set them aflame… 98 cow heads to burn on the wall… *dances*
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Oh my… that was Alana's idea officially… holy poo on a stick. Even I'm worried. Jeez… Sorry for taking so long anyways!
