Laurel: Oki Doki then… time to keep writing! Already chapter 14, eh? Wow.. Oh and, if you notice that my 'stars' (you know shift and 8) are gone... IT'S BECAUSE THEY KEEP GOING AWAY WHEN I POST IT! So now they're ( parentheses )

Disclaimer- Must you torment me like this? Lawyers grin evilly from behind … sigh I Do NOT own anything CCS related, Anything Zelda related, Anything Monty Python related, or anything fun AT ALL! pouts

Claimer- I DO own Hen-Neko, Distant Island… that's it.

Chapter 14 Totally

(Flashback)

Laurel: Oh alright then. Ask me the questions, I am not afraid!

Alana: NO! Neko must answer them!

Laurel: WHAT!?

Syaoran: He's completely NUTS!

Hen-Neko: (sings, to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall' or jars of cheese-whiz…) 99 cow heads to burn on the wall… 99 cow heads to burn… it's such a fun game to set them aflame… 98 cow heads to burn on the wall… (dances)

(End Flashback)

Alana: Uh… SOMETHING!

Laurel: Oo I only said… ah, poo on a stick. Nevermind. Anyways… where were we… oh yes, WHAT!? WHY???

Alana: 'Cause.

Sakura: That's not a very good answer.

Alana: So?

Syaoran: It's not very helpful.

Alana: I know! Can you believe it?

Laurel: Well… what happens if he gets them wrong…? (is watching Neko attempt to eat some shells)

Alana: He will be flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!… Oh, wait, that's under repairs… never mind.

Nakuru: What happened to it? (hasn't spoken in a while)

Alana: Uh… Shut up! Your opinion doesn't count!

Sakura: That was a question…

Alana: Yours doesn't either… you… person…

Sakura: (backs away slowly)

Hen-Neko: Ya know… I.. Really… really… really… REALLY like… sand. (giggles insanely and falls flat on his face in the sand)

Syaoran: (is swatting at sparkles) Let's just get this over with. I'm sure we won't miss him if he… wait… what happens if he doesn't get them right if the bridge is broken?

Alana: Well… he… will… well… Um… maybe… no… wait! I know!… nah…

Syaoran: We don't have my whole life! I'm SICK of having long hair! It's driving me as crazy as Neko. (chops off his hair with his sword, but it grows back too quickly) Anyway, it's totally high maintenance!

Everyone but Syaoran: (Stares at him)

Sakura: …what?

Syaoran: shocked Did I just say… "totally"…?

Laurel: Yep! And I have a picture of it! (holds up camera)

Nakuru: His bishi-ness must be getting worse… it's starting to affect his brain! (pause) … YAY!

Laurel: YAY!

Sakura: So that means in a while I'll be the only sane one… faints

Syaoran: As if! That is SO not fun for you. puts his hand on his hip again

Laurel: (Takes another picture) Wow. That's not good, eh? Well, it sure will be fun! Stay tuned for the next exciting, enlightening, extra-special chapter of… The Bishonen Phenomena! By the way, sorry it was so short!