Laurel: I can't believe it's the 15th chapter already!
Alana: I can't believe it's not butter!
Laurel: Ah… k?
Neko: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
Laurel: HEY! That's my line! … and those are my pants…?
Neko: (giggles because he is wearing Laurel's pants)
Laurel: Here's another one for the memory book… snaps picture
Disclaimer: Do NOT own anything CCS related, Anything Zelda related, Anything Monty Python related, Bishies, their clothing, their bishiness, cheese-whiz, and moose-heads.
Claimer: The claimer (I've actually seen people around use it! That's SO cool!!), Hen-Neko and… Distant Island. Wow. I suck…
(Flashback)
Nakuru: His bishi-ness must be getting worse… it's starting to affect his brain! pause … YAY!
Laurel: YAY!
Sakura: So that means in a while I'll be the only sane one… (faints)
Syaoran: As if! That is SO not fun for you. (puts his hand on his hip again)
Laurel: (Takes another picture)
(End Flashback)
Laurel: (Pushes Neko forward) Come on Neko… answer the questions…
Hen-Neko: Moop…? (stands in front of Alana, picking his nose… uh…)
Alana: Er… Yeeeeeaaahhh… Anyhoo, you must answer me these questions three, then the antidote ye take!
Hen-Neko: Whoop! WHOOOOOOP!!! (stares at Sakura)
Sakura: Um…
Alana: Question 1: What is your name?
Hen-Neko: See… that… thing-ay over… there-ay? (points to a moose)
Random Moose: Me?
Hen-Neko: YES… yeah… you… thing…ay… (sways)
Random Moose: Yes? What would you like?
Hen-Neko: pause ………… (eats it) ha ha ha…. Heh… I ate it… (giggles)
Laurel:… um…?
Hen-Neko: I like… ME! (hugs self and falls over on the sand)
Alana: …oki… Good enough. You said 'me'… Question 2: What is your quest?
Hen-Neko: Ooo! Ooo! I know this!! It's… uh… uh… uh… uh… uh… um… uh… uh… uhhhhhhhhh….. Ummm….. To… kinda… something about… ME! (hugs self and falls over again in the sand)
Alana: Well, that IS kinda true… Question 3: What is the air speed velocity of an un-laden swallow?
Hen-Neko: Well… African or European swallow? It all depends on weight ratio really… un-laden you say? How about 37m/h…? On average.
Laurel: OO WHAT?
Hen-Neko: MOOOOOSE!
Syaoran: Like… what was that about?
Sakura: um…
Alana: Uh… Lets see… (takes out calculator types in stuff ) OO Uh… yes, actually…
Laurel: Wow… so we get it??
Alana: Hehehe… Well, I actually was going to give it to you if you failed, but… it's in the room back there… where the Fishy-guy is…
Sakura: Ah, let's go and get it then!
Alana: By the way, have any of you had any fish lately?
Hen-Neko: (has just eaten a Zora)
Alana: Oooo… bad problem… You see, for some strange reason, the Fishy-guy eats anything that smells like fish…
Sakura: But we're underwater… EVERYTHING smells like fish!
Laurel: We'll leave him here with you then. Take care of my little Neko! )follows everyone into the room)
Hen-Neko: (Stares creepily at Alana)
TV: DUMPLES WIN!!!
Alana: (looks at TV) WOO HOO!!! GO DUMPLES!!!
Hen-Neko: (looks at TV) …. (eats TV)
Alana: pause NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ToT
Hen-Neko: … (eats couch)Meanwhile, in the room...
Laurel: Where's the light…? (feels around in the dark)
Nakuru: Here it is! (trips over a few things but manages to flip the switch)
(Lights come on)
Laurel: (looks around) Where is it?
Syaoran: (is seated on a can of Spam Lite) Like, this is a TOTALLY cool seat! Wowness!
Sakura: Spam?
(background music: Spam, spam, spam, wonderful spaaaaaaam!)
Everyone: (looks around, creeped out)
Laurel: That's it! That's the antidote!
Sakura: How do you know?
Laurel: (points) -- It's got signs pointing to it saying, "Antidote"…
Sakura: Oh!
Sayoran: Kool, totally. Let's get going! I really need to get a manicure… (studies fingers)
Sakura: Wait a second… (stares at him) is that my shirt?
(Everyone leaves the room and returns to find that nothing is left in the room but Neko and Alana)
Alana: (pauses) Uh… (points at Neko) He did it.
Laurel: … k… well, here we go Neko! (opens the can and shoves the pinkishly greasy …thing down Neko's throat)
Hen-Neko: (choke gag cough) What the hell was that crap!
Laurel: NEKO! (huggles him)
Hen-Neko: Where the hell are we? Why the hell are we here? Why are you hugging me…?
Laurel: I'm so glad I kept a scrapbook!!!
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Well that was fun while it lasted. I really can't wait to show him the scrapbook.
