Hen-Neko: (is rocking back and forth in the corner of a large round white room with no walls) If you're wondering how that's possible, IT'S CAUSE LAUREL'S NUTS! (hyperventilates)
Laurel: Oh, come on Neko… it's not that bad. I mean, it wasn't good… and it was kind of painful to watch… but… uh…
Hen-Neko: What did I do while I was intoxicated by that mad-woman's "milk"???? TELL ME! (threatens Laurel with a large wooden gopher)
Laurel: I kept a scrapbook. (hands the thick book to him)
Hen-Neko: … (snatches it and reluctantly opens it) OO
(Here are a few pictures…
Neko is seen drooling while staring at Sakura.
Neko is seen being slapped by Sakura.
Neko is seen prancing around wearing Laurel's pants.
Neko is seen smiling quite contentedly while staring at Sakura.
Neko is seen being slapped by Sakura. Again.
Neko is seen freaking out because he has peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth…
ect…)
Hen-Neko: (blushes deep red) You kept a FRICKIN' SCRAPBOOK!!??
Laurel: Pff… well, why wouldn't I? Let's just get on with the story.
Disclaimer: I hate you! -- See the before disclaimer.
Claimer: the claimer (yes it's true, I am the creator of the claimer… I can't believe people are actually USING it!!! SQUEEEE!!! O), Hen-Neko, half of Distant Island (not the good half, mind you), and… well… the right to… uh… oh, to hell with it! I'm too lazy!
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Chapter 16 - Neko's Return
(Flashback)
Laurel: … k… well, here we go Neko! opens the can and shoves the pinkishly greasy …thing down Neko's throat
Hen-Neko: choke gag cough What the hell was that crap!
Laurel: NEKO! huggles him
Hen-Neko: Where the hell are we? Why the hell are we here? Why are you hugging me…?
Laurel: I'm so glad I kept a scrapbook!!
(End Flashback)
Syaoran: Like… okay… so, can we totally get moving? shakes head PLEASE!? It's getting worse!!!! TOTALLY WORSE!!!!
Laurel: Ya ya… we can go now. turns to Navi Hey.
Navi: (floats over) Listen?
Laurel: Look. (points to the doorway out) Listen, we need to get to the Deku Tree. Hey, could you take us there?
Navi: Listen; yes! Look! (flutters over to a teleporter)
Laurel: Oh! Why didn't I think of that, silly me.
Sakura: -- There's a teleporter…?
Laurel: Yes! I completely forgot about it until now! Heh… funny eh?
Syaoran: WHAT!?? Like, TOTALLY uncool!
Hen-Neko: (is hiding in a corner, in the darkness) Let's get this over with. If I had been… (glances at Sakura) in the right mind… I would've said something… but we have to get this going.
Sakura: (glances at Neko, blushing) Yes, we should…
Syaoran:… (looks annoyed, but his attention quickly shift to his nails)
Laurel: Oh my… readers, I hope you're not thinking like my brain is…
Sakura: What!? Like what!?
Nakuru: My my… (shakes head at Neko) Laurel, are you seriously thinking that?
Hen-Neko: (glares) Readers… pay no attention. Let's just get going.
(everyone piles into the teleporter)
Sakura: Why haven't we teleported yet…?
Laurel: Oh ya! Gotta turn it on!
Everyone except Laurel and Nakuru: (sigh)
(the teleporter flashes white and they disappear, an action followed by a Zora-party. The group reappears in a dark forest.)
Sakura: Where are we…?
Laurel: This is some forest that happens to be in the game… K-something? Eh, I dunno…
Syaoran: Well, is this where it is? The tree!?
Laurel: yes.
Syaoran: Then let's g- (trips on his hair and falls in mud) Oh, pooey… I got my nice clean clothes all dirty! Totally no fair! I like, hate mud! Totally…
(they all walk forward toward an old tree in the middle of a dark clearing)
Laurel: Oh ye olde tree of wisdom! Please aid us in our quest for the holy plot-sword. (bows before the tree but it doesn't move)
Sakura: Hey! You! (pokes the tree) hello…?
(the tree moves, blinking it's "eyes")
Tree: Eh? Who art there!? GET OFF MY LAWN YE STINKIN' KIDS!
Hen-Neko: Uh…?
Laurel: Deku-tree? It's us?
Tree: …eh? Who art thou?
Laurel: I art Laurel!
Tree: Laurel? Oh! What do ye want?
Hen-Neko: We need the plot-sword.
Tree: Eh…? Thy be needin' the what?
Syaoran: The PLOT SWORD!
Tree: Aye, Aye… I have it my dear boy. Or art thou a woman…?
Syaoran: (fumes and brings out his sword)
Laurel: Well… we need it back, can we have it?
Tree: Aye… oh, can ye have what?
Hen-Neko: OLD MAN, we need the PLOT-SWORD. From YOU. NOW!
Tree: Ah! Thou be needin' thy sword. Aye, 'tis too bad I lost it in a chess game with Ganon then…
Laurel: You bet in chess?
Syaoran: You lost it! (screams) Who here hasn't lost something in a game!?
Sakura: (blushes, but hides it well enough that no one notices) Uh, well how do we get it now??
Laurel: We'll have to find him and get it back. I'll teleport us.
Tree: Ah, I remember… back in my day we didn't have teleporters. We had to walk, everywhere we went!
Sakura: Sir, trees can't walk.
Tree: Which made it all the more difficult! We had to walk uphill and downhill in snowshoes, even when there was no snow! Why, there was this one time… back in the year 5 and a half, when suddenly a freak-hailstorm in the middle of July… (continues to ramble)
(everyone sneaks out to the teleporter)
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Okay… some of you are likely confused… or have very sick minds. Wait a second, I thought of this… I have a sick mind! AHHHH! It burns! Seriously though, try not to figure it out if you haven't already. It'll hurt to much.
Laurel: Oh, come on Neko… it's not that bad. I mean, it wasn't good… and it was kind of painful to watch… but… uh…
Hen-Neko: What did I do while I was intoxicated by that mad-woman's "milk"???? TELL ME! (threatens Laurel with a large wooden gopher)
Laurel: I kept a scrapbook. (hands the thick book to him)
Hen-Neko: … (snatches it and reluctantly opens it) OO
(Here are a few pictures…
Neko is seen drooling while staring at Sakura.
Neko is seen being slapped by Sakura.
Neko is seen prancing around wearing Laurel's pants.
Neko is seen smiling quite contentedly while staring at Sakura.
Neko is seen being slapped by Sakura. Again.
Neko is seen freaking out because he has peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth…
ect…)
Hen-Neko: (blushes deep red) You kept a FRICKIN' SCRAPBOOK!!??
Laurel: Pff… well, why wouldn't I? Let's just get on with the story.
Disclaimer: I hate you! -- See the before disclaimer.
Claimer: the claimer (yes it's true, I am the creator of the claimer… I can't believe people are actually USING it!!! SQUEEEE!!! O), Hen-Neko, half of Distant Island (not the good half, mind you), and… well… the right to… uh… oh, to hell with it! I'm too lazy!
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Chapter 16 - Neko's Return
(Flashback)
Laurel: … k… well, here we go Neko! opens the can and shoves the pinkishly greasy …thing down Neko's throat
Hen-Neko: choke gag cough What the hell was that crap!
Laurel: NEKO! huggles him
Hen-Neko: Where the hell are we? Why the hell are we here? Why are you hugging me…?
Laurel: I'm so glad I kept a scrapbook!!
(End Flashback)
Syaoran: Like… okay… so, can we totally get moving? shakes head PLEASE!? It's getting worse!!!! TOTALLY WORSE!!!!
Laurel: Ya ya… we can go now. turns to Navi Hey.
Navi: (floats over) Listen?
Laurel: Look. (points to the doorway out) Listen, we need to get to the Deku Tree. Hey, could you take us there?
Navi: Listen; yes! Look! (flutters over to a teleporter)
Laurel: Oh! Why didn't I think of that, silly me.
Sakura: -- There's a teleporter…?
Laurel: Yes! I completely forgot about it until now! Heh… funny eh?
Syaoran: WHAT!?? Like, TOTALLY uncool!
Hen-Neko: (is hiding in a corner, in the darkness) Let's get this over with. If I had been… (glances at Sakura) in the right mind… I would've said something… but we have to get this going.
Sakura: (glances at Neko, blushing) Yes, we should…
Syaoran:… (looks annoyed, but his attention quickly shift to his nails)
Laurel: Oh my… readers, I hope you're not thinking like my brain is…
Sakura: What!? Like what!?
Nakuru: My my… (shakes head at Neko) Laurel, are you seriously thinking that?
Hen-Neko: (glares) Readers… pay no attention. Let's just get going.
(everyone piles into the teleporter)
Sakura: Why haven't we teleported yet…?
Laurel: Oh ya! Gotta turn it on!
Everyone except Laurel and Nakuru: (sigh)
(the teleporter flashes white and they disappear, an action followed by a Zora-party. The group reappears in a dark forest.)
Sakura: Where are we…?
Laurel: This is some forest that happens to be in the game… K-something? Eh, I dunno…
Syaoran: Well, is this where it is? The tree!?
Laurel: yes.
Syaoran: Then let's g- (trips on his hair and falls in mud) Oh, pooey… I got my nice clean clothes all dirty! Totally no fair! I like, hate mud! Totally…
(they all walk forward toward an old tree in the middle of a dark clearing)
Laurel: Oh ye olde tree of wisdom! Please aid us in our quest for the holy plot-sword. (bows before the tree but it doesn't move)
Sakura: Hey! You! (pokes the tree) hello…?
(the tree moves, blinking it's "eyes")
Tree: Eh? Who art there!? GET OFF MY LAWN YE STINKIN' KIDS!
Hen-Neko: Uh…?
Laurel: Deku-tree? It's us?
Tree: …eh? Who art thou?
Laurel: I art Laurel!
Tree: Laurel? Oh! What do ye want?
Hen-Neko: We need the plot-sword.
Tree: Eh…? Thy be needin' the what?
Syaoran: The PLOT SWORD!
Tree: Aye, Aye… I have it my dear boy. Or art thou a woman…?
Syaoran: (fumes and brings out his sword)
Laurel: Well… we need it back, can we have it?
Tree: Aye… oh, can ye have what?
Hen-Neko: OLD MAN, we need the PLOT-SWORD. From YOU. NOW!
Tree: Ah! Thou be needin' thy sword. Aye, 'tis too bad I lost it in a chess game with Ganon then…
Laurel: You bet in chess?
Syaoran: You lost it! (screams) Who here hasn't lost something in a game!?
Sakura: (blushes, but hides it well enough that no one notices) Uh, well how do we get it now??
Laurel: We'll have to find him and get it back. I'll teleport us.
Tree: Ah, I remember… back in my day we didn't have teleporters. We had to walk, everywhere we went!
Sakura: Sir, trees can't walk.
Tree: Which made it all the more difficult! We had to walk uphill and downhill in snowshoes, even when there was no snow! Why, there was this one time… back in the year 5 and a half, when suddenly a freak-hailstorm in the middle of July… (continues to ramble)
(everyone sneaks out to the teleporter)
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Okay… some of you are likely confused… or have very sick minds. Wait a second, I thought of this… I have a sick mind! AHHHH! It burns! Seriously though, try not to figure it out if you haven't already. It'll hurt to much.
