Laurel: (is typing erratically on her laptop-she-wishes-she-had) Now then, let's see our reviews… (reads the screen for a moment, her face turns red and then she bursts out laughing) HAHAHAHA!!! Saasha I wish I could say I knew exactly what went on… but, even as the authoress of this story… I have no idea.

Hen-Neko: What're you laughing about? (peeks over her shoulder)

Laurel: AHH! (clicks the close button) Heh… Hi Neko. (sweat drop)

Hen-Neko: (narrows eyes) Alright then… (steps backward into the shadows where his eyes glow, still watching)

Laurel: (is creeped out)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own… anything CCS, anything LoZ, cheese-in-a-can, old-people-speak, killer bunnies, cuteness, crushes... ect ect ect...

Claimer: the claimer, the world (cough cough), Distant Island, the Plot Sword, Hen-Neko.

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Chapter Seventeen - AWWWW!

(Flashback)

Tree: Ah, I remember… back in my day we didn't have teleporters. We had to walk, everywhere we went!

Sakura: Sir, trees can't walk.

Tree: Which made it all the more difficult! We had to walk uphill and downhill in snowshoes, even when there was no snow! Why, there was this one time… back in the year 5 and a half… when… (continues to ramble)

(everyone sneaks out to the teleporter)

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(A huge castle is shown floating over a pit filled with bunnies up to the rim. A slave dog-goblin-pig-thing is seen painting the outside walls pink with a toothbrush. But it is a SINISTER shade of pink. Suddenly he falls off his ladder and into the pit of bunnies, drowning in the masses in a matter of seconds. Ganondorf is watching through the window.)

Ganondorf: Teehee (turns away from the window and looks into a crystal ball. Scary music plays) Soon Laurel and her… other peoples will arrive… and I will EXECUTE THEM! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA-CK COUGH! Ahg! Damn… I swallowed a butterfly…

(suddenly everyone appears outside the castle)

Everyone: hey? Do you mean everyone as in a name?

Laurel: NO

Everyone: Oh… (stalks off)

(suddenly… those… peoples arrive in front of the castle)

Hen-Neko: What the hell?

Laurel: Well… that's different

Syaoran: Ooooo! I LOVE that shade of pink! Where does he get his paint!?

Sakura: What's with the bunnies…? O.o

Nakuru: TEEHEE!

Laurel: Well, we could sit here talking all day… but my mouth would start to hurt, I'd need a glass of water and the readers would get bored. So let's go.

(dramatic music plays as they step toward the pit of bunnies)

Laurel: I think we can just cross it by stepping on bunnies… if we're quick, we won't sink and drown in furry-happiness…

Hen-Neko: (hasn't eaten a rodent in at least three hours)

Sakura: (pauses and takes out a card) Fly! (grows wings and flies up to the door) TEEHEE!

Syaoran: Hey! What about me!? I totally can't get up there now. (pouts)

Nakuru: What about your sword? Isn't it all magicalfulness?

Syaoran: AHG! Element win- ooo! A butterfly!!!

Nakuru: O.o…

(the others begin their hopping-over-bunnies trek and sooner or later - likely later - they come closer to the castle)

Laurel: Neko! Stop eating the bunnies!!!

Neko: (chews) I can't help it… they're so… DELICIOUS!

Laurel: (evil grin) Really…?

Neko: YES! (huge grin with ears sticking between his teeth)

Laurel: Like somebod-

Neko: (glares) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Laurel: (bigger evil grin) Like how you shu-

Neko: I MEAN IT!

Laurel: Or what? You'll silence me with-

Neko: AHHHHG!!! (tackles Laurel, who falls backward into Syaoran, who is tossed into a cave at the edge of the pit.)

Syaoran: AHHHHHHHHHHh- (SMACK) ow… I guess the ground wasn't that far off after all… but wait… HOLY FLYING MONKEY-RATS! (a loud roar is heard)

Laurel: … well that sucks… nice job Neko.

Neko: Hm? (is stuffing bunnies in his mouth)

Laurel (walks up to the VERY steep cave opening) Hey! SYAORAN!? (screaming and incoherent curses reply) Hmm… not a good sign. We'll have to rescue him. Someone will have to go and tell Sakura.

Nakuru: How about Neko? (grins)

Neko: WHAT!? Why me?

Laurel: You know why! (smile) I think it's cute… though mildly disturbing… and creepy.

Neko: (looks away) I don't know what you're talking about.

Laurel and Nakuru: Riiiiiiiiight…

Neko: (glare)

Nakuru: Just go and let her know… (pause) AWWWW!

Neko: I will never hear the end of this…

Laurel: AH-HA! So you admit it! YOU KISSED HER!

Neko: How did- I mean- wha- (stuttering)

Laurel: He stutters when he tries to lie to quickly… poor wittle guy…

Neko: … FINE! I'll GO. (is blushing furiously as he stomps off)

Syaoran: HELP ME! (in the distance… or… cave…)

Nakuru: Oh ya… should probably save him or something…

Laurel: (sighs) Ya ya… let's get moving.

(both walk toward the hole)

(Meanwhile…)

Neko: (is glaring at the air as he walks)

Sakura: Oh… uh, hey Neko. (leaning up against the pink wall of the castle)

Neko: (looks up) uh… syaoran kinda fell down… uh… a hole…

Sakura: What!? (looks worried) is he okay!?

Neko: Ya… Laurel and Nakuru are going to help hi-

Sakura: I'd better go help too! (releases the star-wand again) You coming?

Neko: Uh… (blushes) Naw, I'll just wait here for everyone…

Sakura: Okay… (flies back to the cave with the Fly's help)

Neko: (sighs and leans up against the wall)

Mush-loving readers: (squee with anticipation)

Neko: (glares) Shut up.

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SQUEE!!! That's so cute! My wittle Neko has a crush… (Neko: I DO NOT!) Well, this is a twist either way.

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